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New year's anecdote new year's anecdote.

1, from nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative has been busy for a year.

2. If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself with rich knowledge, so that I can celebrate the New Year without giving my host any trouble.

Every new year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

You don't need to give me a red envelope this Spring Festival, just help me with my homework.

It is a waste of time to visit relatives who don't accept lucky money.

6. It's time to give a red envelope and pretend to be embarrassed to accept it.

7. Summer can't be without popsicles, winter can't be without quilts, and Chinese New Year can't be without red envelopes, just like my world can't be without you!

8. In the days when I can't see my beloved, I feel that all my new clothes have been bought for nothing.

9, Chinese New Year is not fat, how can I live up to those dead chickens, ducks and fish!

If you don't receive my New Year greetings, don't doubt our friendship, I'm just lazy.

1 1, I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face during the Chinese New Year, which means such a simple and rude friendship.

12. Does anyone want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year? Please write to me privately, so that I can delete it for you, so as not to affect my New Year.

13, my new year's resolution this year is: be thinner and have a bigger wallet. Please don't make any more mistakes. Last year, I was cleaned up.

14. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm really afraid of being pushed away.