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100 local flavor love story daquan
Complete love stories with local flavor (1-20 items) 1. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."
2. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.
Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?
5. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.
6. Right away = like you
7. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
8. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
9. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.
10. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
1 1. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."
12. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
13. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.
14. I jumped into the sea. Jump into what sea? Jump into your love sea.
15. "I want to bite you." Well, try what you are made of. It's so cute. "
16. "I want to ask for leave." "What left?" "Please marry me."
17. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.
18. I like you, today, tomorrow and every day.
19. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.
20. The Milky Way is hot, and you are the ideal on earth; The night is cold, you are the light of the world.
Complete works of local love stories (2 1-40) 2 1. "Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "
22. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."
23. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."
24. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
25. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"
26. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
27. I like that you have copied it for two minutes, but you can't withdraw it.
28. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?
29. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "
30. You are the tenderness in my life. I have you in my heart and you in the future.
3 1. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."
32. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
34. "What's your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."
35. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"
36. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.
37. 1.2.3 Woodenhead, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.
38. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.
39. People always change, from liking you at the beginning to liking you more later.
40. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."
Complete love stories with local flavor (4 1-60) 4 1. Since we can't be born together, we will harm the whole people together.
42. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.
43. I went to read. Which book I have read loves you beyond words.
44. I like you for only one reason, and you are that reason.
45. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
46. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
47. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?
48. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
49. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
50. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.
5 1. I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.
I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are husband and wife.
53. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.
54. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."
55. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."
56. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
57. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
58. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
59. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.
60. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
Complete works of local love stories (6 1-80) 6 1. My name is Li, and I want to walk into your heart.
62. The world won't be gentle with you. God won't take special care of you, but I will.
I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
64. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"
65. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining my life.
66. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.
67. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
68. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I have white hair.
69. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."
70. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
7 1. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.
72. I have no future. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
73. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing the land.
74. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.
75. The ocean of suffering is endless. Then it was me!
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
77. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.
78. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
80. What did I take? What about your life?
Complete works of local love stories (8 1- 100) 8 1. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
82. "I can't wait" and "What can't I wait?" "I hate you, not you."
"I like you" means that from now on, you have the ability to hurt me.
84. I want to be your star friend, your top chat, your special attention, your super love, your special attention, your kind heart and your Bai Yueguang, which is a special and important existence for you.
85. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
86. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you. It doesn't make any sense.
87. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.
88. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."
89. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.
90. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.
9 1. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.
92. Being born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time, and I don't know what to do.
93. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.
94. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.
95. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.
96. I want to hold you all the time, always inseparable.
97. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."
98. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side
99. What you say casually is in my heart.
100. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
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