Make fun of the fisherman's sentence

1, no matter where you go, as long as you pass by ponds, rivers, reservoirs and other places where there is water anyway, you will always guess whether there are any fish? Sometimes look back to see if anyone is fishing.

Although I haven't gone fishing for a long time, I still go to have a look and touch my fishing rod and equipment from time to time, in order to reduce the toxicity. ...

3. Even when the Air Force was depressed for a long time, I comforted myself silently and never thought about "detoxification".

On the way to the fishing spot by car, I was in a hurry and always felt that this road was so far away. I can't wait to fly directly to the fishing point; Returning to the original road at night, I feel that I will be finished soon-"Ah? How did this road get shorter? "

Others have puppies or kittens, and anglers only have earthworms and red worms.

6, carrying dozens of kilograms of fishing tools every day to go fishing, I don't want to say that I am tired.

Ben Liu Xin's new fishhook was bought in 30 yuan.

Dijia Dawu 500m fishing line $68 to buy.

7. Your clothes have always smelled of fish, and the cat has been staring at you for a long time.

8. When you meet a strange fisherman passing by on the road, you will also say hello: Master, where are you going fishing?

9. Private money is basically spent on buying fishing gear and fishing, and sometimes you have to apply for a "loan" from your daughter-in-law.

10. After eating something good, I just want to try it. Can I fish as bait?

1 1. Even if two strangers meet, there are two tearful intimacy.

12. Since I learned to fish, cigarettes, wine and betel nuts have become essential products. Although my family said I had nothing to do, I had the cheek to go to the water and throw so many poles. It's really not easy to go fishing these years.