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Interesting sentences describing losing money at cards.

1. Cousin loves playing cards, often loses money, says he will never play again, and then plays again. I said: avalokitesvara with a thousand hands makes you chop into Venus.

2. Don't play mahjong during office hours. How can I not lose my education every day?

It is often the best to lose money at cards, and the winners of casinos often don't understand. Calculation is wisdom, calculation is death. ……

I bought mahjong and a folding table in JD.COM, so I can play mahjong at home in the future, hahahaha. But the home is too small to put down the electric mahjong table, so we can only rub it by hand.

5. Look at two people's different views and their attitudes and views on one thing. There is one thing that you think is useless, but I think it is useful, such as playing mahjong. I think it's useful to look at the bar behind, but you don't; For example, if you think it's not worth it, I'll take the time to do it. You think 20 minutes has delayed your work, but I think I am willing to do anything for my family. It turns out that taking two stops has become our distance.

6. Go back to the dormitory to play cards in advance and lose money at cards. It seems that the laboratory is the best choice.

7. In the afternoon, the prophet played cards with several elders and lost his living expenses for a week, which was very distressing. ! He always loses money at cards. However, you can tell him: when you met me, your luck had run out! Good occasion, hehe.

8. Grandparents downstairs either talk loudly in the early morning or play mahjong all night downstairs. At that time, the grievances without seats were invisible. We respect you, please respect us.

9. Is playing cards a rest? Sleep is rest. Playing cards is a waste of time. Playing cards is another kind of rest. Use your right brain at work and your left brain at cards. This makes the rest effect of the right brain better. If you want to play cards, try to fool people with fallacies. It is right to play cards without losing money. Losing money at cards is just like farmers may suffer from floods and droughts when farming. Don't you plant it when the disaster happens?

10. Why are things not going well? Miss work, unhappy, lose money at cards, and feel insecure.

1 1. If you don't play cards, you will lose money. Today, Cary's money was inexplicably deducted, but fortunately she found me rationally.

12. Well, I have a bad temper, a bad brand, a blunt speech, no beating around the bush, and nothing is good. I will * *. Forget it, change it! However, I think if someone is as depressed as I am, I will understand that all my bad things are just for venting, even losing money at cards! Why should we vent our emotions, suppress ourselves and make everyone unhappy? !

13. Say that if you lose money at cards, send us to the institute for a cup of milk tea.

14. After dinner in the evening, play mahjong with colleagues. My wife called me and asked me why Balabala. Colleagues said with a smile: won't you be beaten when you go back? I said, that depends on whether I win the money in the end. If she loses, she is sure to be defeated. ! "

15. Fighting landlords is more interesting than playing mahjong. Yesterday, a deck of cards won my mahjong money all night.

16. I find that you will slowly let go of things that have been away from you for a long time, and will not be as enthusiastic as before. For example, I haven't played mahjong for a long time.

17. There is a very strange phenomenon in China: losing money to play mahjong 12000 is neither painful nor itchy. It doesn't matter if you put your money in the bank and cut interest rates. It is unlucky to take money and lose money in stock trading; Try to save money for a lifetime and leave it to the hospital, feeling that life is inevitable! Only when it comes to health care, will we be entangled in all kinds of calculations. In fact, such complicated health care is to stop you at the gate of the hospital. If you don't stay healthy today, you will become a doctor tomorrow. Health risks are everywhere, learn to keep yourself.

18. Recently, I can always see that you say to cheer for candidates from a certain province. You just play cards at a poker table and always lose money. It was supposed to compete with this province. What's the point of refueling?

19. Mom and Dad lost money playing cards. Then, I made a suggestion: give me a copy of how much money I lost later. In this way, there is always one person in our family who is happy.

20. Rural officials are greedy for building houses, and those who are unlucky are subsidized by the government for less than 30,000 yuan 10000. In addition, there is not much money left for poverty alleviation in their food rebate, and I haven't heard how much they have taken. If they can't afford to repair the house, they won't go through the examination and approval procedures. The poor can't get a living allowance. On the contrary, they have cadres. Some people play mahjong all day when they are free. Where did the money come from? Why should officials bully them when they don't serve the people?

2 1, play mahjong and touch yourself! But let me touch my body and show my sexy and charming feeling! I want to say: teacher, I can't do it!

22. I am too tired to lose money by playing cards in the exam. Can I give him back the towel calluses? Sleeping crushed my glasses all day.

23. The key to playing mahjong: Playing mahjong has become everyone's favorite entertainment in the family, and some tips are summarized. I wish you more wins!

24. I was bored for a week, and finally it rained heavily ... This weather is suitable for drinking hot milk tea in the dormitory, sitting on a mat, leaning against a pillow, holding another pillow in my arms, playing games, chasing dramas, playing mahjong, listening to music and reading books, all of which are good/loving the salted fish in the dead house. ...

25. It's been really bad recently. There is nothing to worry about. Lose money at cards and twist your hands and feet. Sitting in the car, being hit by something flying outside. Business could have been slightly better, and there was no shadow. ……

Even if I lose at cards, I don't even have a place to sleep, and I dare not go home ~ it takes two hours to pick up the bride ... the baby is bitter.

27. Not to mention losing money at cards, the mobile phone screen cracked for no reason, and there was no sei recently.

In 28 stores, drinking, listening to music and playing cards all lose money.

29. Always lose money at cards, be unhappy and quit gambling.

30. According to the master, I lost at cards and the stock market must have gone up. ! Hmm!