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Murakami Murakami said

First, mountains and water can be forgotten, and days and months can be irrelevant. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.

Second, forgive those who make up stories behind your back! In fact, they are also poor, because they hate you for three reasons: they can't reach your level; He doesn't have what you have; Try to imitate your lifestyle.

Third, a strong person does not need treatment, but has a solid and powerful treatment system. It is a martial arts expert who knows how to defuse the poison gas.

Four, if there is no such a period of pain and a cruel him, she will not become a woman who understands the pain of others and is willing to tolerate others' past. Pain is always the best catalyst for growth. People who have never been lovelorn will not know how to let go and cherish. Everyone who chooses love instead of bread is often not because of moral sense, but because he can't give up. People who choose bread instead of love are not ignorant, but cowardly.

One day you will know that the bus takes 5 minutes 1 and the subway takes 4 minutes 1, but our love may last forever at 1. I don't want to get on the wrong bus or let you get off at the wrong station.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Where there are rivers and lakes, there must be right and wrong. If there is right or wrong, there will be boredom or escape. A person who can't face up to the past must have a hard time inheriting the future. A person who disappears easily must be frivolous and shallow. Time, always the best and fairest judge, has never been missed.

Seven, ten years of old life, also known as the early state of old age. We are often faced with trade-offs, sacrifices, more responsibilities and more powerlessness. These are all things that everyone must face in the process of getting old. Because we have been together for too long, we have gradually become witnesses to each other's lives. Probably, when people reach middle age, it is inevitable that they will start to think about writing and lament their fate.

A true friend never investigates your mistakes and never envies your success.

Nine, alienation is sometimes really a very powerless thing, because everyone is moving forward and will become busy from doing nothing. You used to be close to that person, maybe it's just because you were both free at the same time. Equatorial girl

Since I can't find you, I have to stand in a conspicuous place for you to find. Gu Man

Love has two origins: I am willing or I try. There are two ways to end love: either there is no way or it is inappropriate. Arrange and combine, the most relieved thing is: try to see if the result is suitable. The saddest thing is: I want to, but I can't.

12. You pretend to turn a blind eye when others talk to you; Someone makes you full of holes, but you can bear it. Because I don't like it, no matter how good it is, I turn a deaf ear; Because we care too much, no matter how bad it is, we are willing. We always use our own standards to judge right and wrong, and seldom take into account other people's positions and feelings. In the end, everything that is good or bad for you is drifting away from you, leaving you with nothing.

Thirteen, a strong woman remember: true love is not a simple payment, but also includes appropriate refusal, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

Fourteen, the so-called friend is that you can see the remaining advantages in all your shortcomings, and then pull you out of despair, helplessness, filth and complexity with one hand. Tell you, you are fine, and you deserve to be loved. But it will also pat you on the shoulder. You should pay attention to the pit under your feet. If you go around, you won't fall black and blue.

Fifteen, sometimes, all we need to do is wait; Dare to wait is also a kind of self-confidence.

16. Don't deal with any emotional problems coldly, whether with family or lovers. Ask when you are in doubt, admit when you are wrong, and tell him if you want him. A lot of things become blurred after forbearance, but obviously it is not a misunderstanding but also a misunderstanding. Don't think that those problems will be solved in a patient time. After a long time, they will only erupt and give you an unbearable result.

One day, looking back suddenly, you will find that the person who gave you a lot of pain is also your salvation.

18. At the moment when you decided to give up, we drifted away, and things had long been different. What I want now, you don't understand, and you can't afford it. Only when you fall in love with the wrong person can you easily find your true self and admit that what you want and what you need are not the same person. If all lovers' hearts were in the same time zone, there wouldn't be so many people in the world who were sad about their relationship.

Nineteen, I like good things, such as you, and I prefer to use old good things, such as you after a long time between us.

Twenty, you may not get hurt again, and you will not embarrass yourself again, but you will never feel that kind of love again. You didn't win. You were lonely.

Twenty-one, the bamboo shadow sweeps away the dust, and the full moon passes through the marsh without a trace. -"Caigen Tan"

Twenty-two, the more rigorous the mind, the simpler the appearance. -Hemingway

A life without concentration is like seeing nothing with your eyes wide open. -Haruki Murakami

24. Love is actually the product of love. Don't just be infatuated with love, character is more important than that. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

25. Every present is a memory of our future. What we said, what we did, the road we walked and the people we met are all memories of our future.

Love on WeChat talks about companionship and understanding is more important than love.

Women become picky when they miss the man they want to marry most. When a man misses the woman he wants to marry most, he will become careless.

When you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of spirits in Qian Qian all over the world; When you were young, you almost lamented that boiled water is the longest love. Later, I learned that only passionate love in the heart is eternal love.

At the age of 20, I believe that love will last forever; 25 years old, waiting for love to last forever. At the age of 30, you will know that it will last forever, but you can't ask for it.

Even the best groups are passers-by who don't want to accompany you. Even if a group has more defects, it can tolerate you everywhere and accompany you to the beginning, which is the starting point. Because companionship and understanding are more important than love.

The two groups who really love each other will not lose to the differences in appearance, height and age, gossip of others and support of parents, but only to cherish, work hard and distrust.

The best way to love a group is to manage yourself and give each other a quality lover. If you don't try your best to be nice to a group, that person will love you desperately. Earthly feelings inevitably have an ideal side: you are valuable and your contribution is valuable.

Tears, the other person is the love I am experiencing, even if the other person is a pig, you can stay up all night.

We think it's easy to start a love, even worth waiting for. After many years, I suddenly look back and find that love is the simplest disposable consumer goods. Because no one will wait for you in the same place.

The most suitable two groups do not hit it off at the beginning, but are willing to become better two groups for each other in the long years to come. There is no match made in heaven in the world, as long as you work hard to suit each other.

Love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship. I hope that in the best years, I will meet someone whose frequency is opposite to yours and who can understand your emotions. After seven years of itching, I still love you when I am old, and I will never give up my wealth.

Sentences that satirize others' lax work.

Satire at others' lax work (I) 1. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

2. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

3. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

5. Infidelity must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

6. I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear the fact that you are on cloud nine under men!

7. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

8. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

9. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

10. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

1 1. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

12. You evil knife-wielder, nobody pays for 40 miles, you wolf.

13. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

14. I've never seen you like this. I said no, and you confessed like this.

15. In the past, a woman tried to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

16. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

17. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

18. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.

19. Mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide. yulujb

20. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Sentences that satirize others for not doing things strictly (2)1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

22. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

23. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

24. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

25. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

26. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

27. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and fragrant. -

28. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

29. Don't tell me when you break up: "In fact, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

3 1. I'm not a fortune teller from Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.

34. Hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development!

35. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

36. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

37. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

38. In fact, people don't want to talk to you because it's too hard for you. Really, listen to me.

39. I can't play chess, calligraphy or painting, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

40. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

Talk about appearance

Talk about appearance

To judge whether a person is beautiful, it is not the appearance that matters, but whether the heart is really beautiful.

The purity and elegance of appearance should reflect the purity and beauty of heart.

The beauty of a person lies not in appearance, but in talent, temperament and character.

A person's achievements can never be measured by all his looks.

The beauty of a person lies not in his appearance, but in whether he is beautiful inside.

A person's beauty is not only a simple appearance that can be seen by the naked eye, but also a fiery heart that can't be seen by the naked eye. But I believe in myself. Because, I am beautiful, because my heart is beautiful.

The beauty and purity of a person's appearance should be the expression of his inner beauty and purity.

Appearance beauty can only please people's eyes, and inner beauty can infect people's souls.

Any well-known evil can be disguised as a sanctimonious appearance on the outside.

It is admirable to show off one's external talents, but hidden talents can bring luck.

What position! What a nice face! How many fools are in awe of your hypocritical appearance.

People often cover up a devil's heart with sincere appearance and pious actions. There are too many examples.

When you get older, people no longer value your appearance, not whether you are handsome or not, but your inner charm: your charm and spirit.

Everything that is fashionable will be out of date, so if you follow the fashion, you will become a person who will not be trusted by anyone when you are old.

Love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.