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I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

2. Yesterday, a buddy called his house to play. He was an old man, watching Pleasant Goat. Dude, we don't have to deal with it. Can we watch Logger Vick on another channel?

You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

I won't watch the World Cup with my wife again. I explained 10 many times in one night that the goalkeeper standing next to the ball frame is not called a doorman.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

6. The girls are ready to do sit-ups in the physical education exam. I saw a woman raise her hand and ask the teacher, teacher, I only finished sit-ups, but I didn't finish sit-ups. Can I give you half a mark?