Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - There is an urgent need for lines about who this mountain will take to visit the sick in dragon three during the Spring Festival Evening. I want both, thank you.
There is an urgent need for lines about who this mountain will take to visit the sick in dragon three during the Spring Festival Evening. I want both, thank you.
Dragon three: Because I got a bonus this month.
Dragon three: Look at this! Do a good job! The bonus will be paid out next month.
Dragon three: It's over! Let others hear the truth.
Dragon three: Do you still know me?
Audience: Yes!
Dragon three: Huh?
Audience: Yes!
Dragon three: Who am I?
Audience: dragon three.
Dragon three: Yes! I went to work, and now there is a quarry in the village. Now I work there, so I can't find a blaster. Later, the boss knew that I was hard of hearing and would shoot! Take me to see myself. I have to do this job. No one else can do it. Others are afraid to shoot. I'm not afraid. I stopped moving after the gun was fired. I won't run as long as I don't die!
Dragon three: It's terrible! And the benefits of hearing loss! I can do it this time.
Dragon three: I'm going to work these two days.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: I've looked for you everywhere.
Dragon three's wife: You are in trouble! (talking loudly)
Dragon three: Huh?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Trouble! !
Dragon three: Are you going to buy mountain products?
Dragon three's wife: You are in trouble! (whispering)
Dragon three: Ah! If you say so, I will listen. I'm in trouble
Dragon three: Huh? What have I done?
Dragon three's wife: What did you do at work yesterday?
Dragon three: Work, work, shooting, mountain collapse.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Do you know what mountain you collapsed?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: That's the rockery that Zhang spent 3 million yuan to build.
Dragon three: It's over! Three million!
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: 3 million!
Dragon three: My son and grandson both seem to have jobs, so we can't do it without filming.
Dragon three: What about 3 million?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: What's the matter? Don't say it's useless! Hurry up, Manager Zhang, because of this! I was anxious and angry when I was in the hospital. This thing has been bought out, so hurry and have a look!
Dragon three: Where to look?
Dragon three's wife: Go to the hospital (loudly)
Dragon three: Where to?
Third daughter-in-law: Go to the hospital (whispering)
Dragon three: If you say so, I will listen. You went to the hospital, right? Here you are, what did you buy! JDB
Dragon three: Daughter-in-law, you are too good at handling affairs. You lost the fire. I guess he will put out the fire. We may not have to pay for this 3 million! Manager Zhang is very good.
Dragon three: Go! Go ... let's go. ...
Dragon three: (Shouting) Manager Zhang! Where is it, Manager Zhang?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: You wait for me here (loudly).
Dragon three: Can I not be angry?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: You wait for me here (whispering).
Dragon three: Wait for you here! If you keep your voice down, I will listen. What am I waiting for you?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: I'll go in and see what's going on over there. Manager Zhang should be happy! You go in again, or you'll make people angry and deaf. What happened?
Dragon three: Hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... (shouting loudly) Go and come back quickly.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Manager Zhang! Manager Zhang! Hey hey hey! ! ! No, I'm dragon three's wife.
Manager Zhang: Who?
Dragon three's wife: dragon three, his wife.
Manager Zhang: What's the matter?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: If you don't worry about my third child, you have to worry about it.
Manager Zhang: Ah, nothing.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Manager Zhang, are you better?
Manager Zhang: Much better! (dying expression)
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Just be fine. What medicine are you taking now?
General Manager Zhang: Capsules and granules.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: OK, OK. Which doctor treated her?
Manager Zhang: Dr. Lao Liang.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Mr. Zhang, actually, dragon three came with me and is waiting outside.
Manager Zhang: (waving his hand, not wanting to see him)
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Dare not come in!
Manager Zhang: Don't let him in.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: He still feels ashamed! You said he had caused such a big trouble, and he still felt embarrassed to come in. I'll bring him in later. You can talk about him. Manager Zhang, please calm down. I'll bring him in and ask him to leave.
Dragon three: No, I said no.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Manager Zhang is in a good mood. Go in for a while, pick what Mr. Zhang likes to hear, say something kind, and leave! Let's go
Dragon three: No, I seldom talk to people, and I hardly talk to people.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: How did you end up like this? So, you, learn from the conversation I had with manager Zhang just now! Do it!
Dragon three: How?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Well, just ask Manager Zhang when you go in. Are you better? Manager Zhang must say that I am much better,
Then ask manager Zhang again
Dragon three: Much better. Well, I said, great.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Yes, yes, what did you say?
Dragon three: Thank God! great
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Then ask Manager Zhang, Manager Zhang, what medicine did you take? Manager Zhang is sure that you ate capsules and granules, and then what did you say?
Dragon three: This medicine is quite good.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Then ask General Zhang, which doctor treated you? General Zhang must have said that Dr. Lao Liang treated you.
Dragon three: Ah, as long as he makes a move, he will definitely root out the root cause, which is quite good.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Isn't this quite easy to say (loudly)
Dragon three: Huh?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Isn't this quite easy to say (whispering)
Dragon three: Ah! Ah!
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Hurry up.
Dragon three: I forgot.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Don't you remember?
Dragon three: No! Nervous!
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: You are my father!
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: That's easy. I'll play manager Zhang. Let's check it again. Come and see me.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Start (loudly) ... Say it?
Dragon three: Say go.
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Start (whispering)
Dragon three: Ah, listen.
Dragon three: Manager Zhang, I saw you coming. Are you feeling better?
Dragon three's wife: Much better.
Dragon three: Thank God, I'm relieved. What medicine should I take?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: I ate capsules and granules.
Dragon three: This medicine is good. Who will see you?
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Dr. Lao Liang shows (loudly)
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: Dr. Lao Liang showed it (whispering)
Dragon three: Ah, he's amazing. As long as he makes a move and rejuvenates, you will definitely go to the root.
Dragon three's wife: Go ahead! Let's go
Dragon three's daughter-in-law: I will wait for you downstairs. Let's go
Dragon three: Don't go too far.
Dragon three: Manager Zhang? Daughter-in-law changed again, and your daughter-in-law changed clothes again. I see you here. Are you feeling better?
Manager Zhang: I'm dying! (Shouting)
Dragon three: Thank God, I'm relieved!
Dragon three: What medicine should I take?
Manager Zhang: Poison (shouting)
Dragon three: This medicine is good! Which doctor will see you?
Manager Zhang: That's terrible! (Shouting)
Dragon three: He's amazing. As long as he does something, you can get rid of it.
Manager Zhang: Get out! (Shouting)
Dragon three: Huh?
Manager Zhang: Get out! (Shouting)
Dragon three: No need to send it. I won't eat any food either. I have to go back!
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