What humorous sentences are there on New Year's Day?

1. Don't ask me who I spend New Year's Day with and how. I'm telling you, I'm sorry. I live alone. Skip.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.

Teacher, it's very kind of you to send us so much homework on New Year's Day.

4. For the next New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Lantern Festival, please contact me if you don't know my address.

5, Chinese New Year, everyone basks in their own objects, in case there is the same paragraph.

6. The new year is a fork in the road to happiness, and then everything will go well and you will smile often every day.

7. Who will spend the New Year with you? Homework? Who will spend the New Year with you? Homework? Did you talk about your homework? "No, but he's been chasing me for years."

8. New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. If the legs are long, I'm afraid it will cross to 2037.

9. Someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve. Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

10, it turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year.

1 1, I'm wondering whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

12, I am old, so I don't need to be chased by my mother to wear warm clothes. If the temperature drops a little, I will wear more than her.

13, I'm not smoking cigarettes, I'm lonely: I pretend to be uncool, I'm indifferent, I'm not eating instant noodles, I'm indifferent, I'm not sending text messages, I'm sending music! 20 19 Happy every day!

14, if you want a room, a car and a ticket, instead of sending me a greeting message, you might as well live a happy life, write letters, fly letters and MMS; Instead of throwing golden eggs, silver eggs and colored eggs, it is better to have a happy New Year's Day. Happy holidays!

15, who was with you last New Year's Eve, and who is next to you now?