Ask the expert to help me read some satirical inspection books.

I'm really sorry. I made a big mistake, ruining my family and humiliating my country. Of course, I want conan the destroyer. It's thunderous. This incident has also brought you harm. I am a sinner, born to die. Damn it!

It was a dark night in a month and I was fascinated by it. God made the tortoise write the following offensive, disrespectful and outrageous words. Made such a mistake, how can I be worthy of my ancestors, how can I be worthy of supporting me, helping my teachers and classmates, how can I be worthy of my parents and my motherland, and how can I be worthy of my uncle who gives me half A Liang white rice in the canteen every time ... I can only repay him if I die. Who can commit suicide? The only glory of sixteen years is that I sent a big red flower once in kindergarten. Let the teacher decide my fate. I hope the teacher can give me a chance to turn over a new leaf and start over.

The teacher criticized me for being good to me. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. When I was scolded, I felt bitter in my ears and sweeter in my heart than eating honey, because I was saved by my teacher on the way to crime. When I was full of courage, the teacher gave me an unfathomable warning, which awakened my conscience from the fetus and enabled me to return to the world in April. The teacher's great kindness made me die without hesitation, and it was a spring that rewarded me.

Teacher, you pointed out that people can't be proud, but I think it's right. I have so many shortcomings, what am I proud of? I have never participated in the Olympic Games; Never won a Nobel Prize; Never participated in a rocket launch; Never solved Goldbach's conjecture; Never saved a drowning child; Never donated corneas. Basketball can't beat O 'Neill; Football can't beat Zidane; Run 100 meters but run green; Boxing can't beat Tai Sen.

In a word, I lost my way and turned over a new page. If I don't protest, I can catch up with the future. Let bygones be bygones. I will study hard in the future, make progress every day, and be a useful rogue (sorry, I wrote the truth too fast) intellectual in the future to defend our great socialism. As long as I am alive, I will study hard, supervise with everyone, make progress with everyone, cause less trouble to teachers, and resolutely avoid similar incidents from happening again.

Nietzsche said: When there are conflicts and quarrels between the two sides, one side often suffers from loss and fantasy that he has hurt the other side, while the other side often suffers from loss and fantasy that he has hurt the other side is not enough, so he tried his best to make the other side feel heavy with tears, sobs and sad expressions. I don't think it's necessary for me to let you continue to feel guilty with a painful expression, since you know that I am a kind-hearted person. Although I don't have Jesus' endurance, I still have the ability to punt, not to mention adults regardless of villains. Of course, this sentence only applies to teachers like us, who are naturally weak, articulate but smart.

I also know that the teacher's well-meaning teaching is for my own good (although this sentence is a bit hypocritical and almost disgusting, I still have the courage to say it at the risk of vomiting), because at least this time I learned humility and humility, as Nietzsche said: "A bug will curl up when it is trampled, which is undoubtedly right, because it will undoubtedly reduce the chance of being trampled again. In moral terms, this is humility. " It is often heard that this is a "post-heroic era", that is, the "rogue era", because according to the view of "Larrabee", heroes can't beat hooligans, just like Xiang can't beat Liu Bei. But when I really started to get in touch with society, I found that this was a more terrible "gentleman's age". Just like a stagnant pool, even a small piece of spray will arouse the indignation of gentlemen in defending order and truth. This is an era when the "golden mean" prevails, and the first commandment of the golden mean is arrogance and nonsense, and the terrible "impartiality, relying on the emperor to make the princes"! Sometimes I really admire Wang Shuo, because in this era when everything is out of line and will be attacked by gangs, he has become a gangster among gentlemen-although he is a gangster, he is human after all, at least he has human nature.

Sometimes I know my personality weakness, and I try to change it, because I don't want to become an outdated product of society in the future. I need to be a gentle lamb, even if it's just in sheep's clothing, but a leopard cannot change his spots. Sometimes I am really ambivalent. I happened to see Zhuangzi in junior high school, and I was impressed by his poetry and philosopher-like wisdom. Since then, I have been convinced of his negative attitude in life and learned to look at the world pessimistically. Then influenced by Li Bai's timely eating, drinking and having children, I began to learn to be cynical. This winter vacation is even more terrible. On the one hand, I learned pessimism and madness from Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, on the other hand, I learned rebellion and publicity from Han and Shi Kang. But I know exactly what this society needs. I should learn to obey rather than resist, as Wang Xiaobo said: "When silence becomes the choice of most people, whether singing or growling becomes a crime."

Finally, I still want to explain what happened last time. There is an old saying in China called "Poetry cannot be sold", and the word has a clear definition. Just like the last composition, it can be said that it is a great crime to oppose gender equality and seriously discriminate against women, thus opposing social progress and even going further. But if you look at it from another angle, it can be said that it is an article that ridicules women. Are you right?