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Persuade my uncle to give up smoking and drinking.
Dad often smokes at home, and our whole family is very unhappy, so I want to persuade dad to give up smoking.
I thought hard all night and finally came up with three persuasion schemes. I think: these three schemes are not just three fingers holding snails against dad-are they sure?
The next day, I dug up the information I collected about the harm of smoking to human body. This is my plan A: Talking about the harm of smoking. I said, "Dad, I found that you are a bit like a dragon these two days." "Are you? That's good. I like dragons. " Dad said. I said, "No, I mean you smoke too much. You don't know, do you? Smoking a cigarette can reduce one hour's life. " "The dragon goes away, the tiger is in the wind, and the dragon has no prestige without smoke." I think my father didn't listen to my persuasion and was a little angry. He said, "Well, since you don't listen to me, you don't believe that a snoring and panting dragon has any prestige." "good! All right! All right! I listen to you, don't I just quit smoking? I will definitely do it. " I was very happy then.
The good days didn't last long. A week later, my father started smoking again, and my plan A also failed.
It seems that I have to work out my plan B: Dad's shortcomings. My father has no other shortcomings except one-meanness. Today, my father smoked again. I asked my father, "Dad, are you smoking again?" If you still smoke, I want you to promise me one condition. "What conditions?" "You have to promise me first. Now all the students in our class have dolls, but I don't. You have to buy me one. " "Is it not a doll? I will buy it for you. " "I'm not finished yet. If you still smoke, you have to buy me a doll of 100. If you don't smoke, you have to buy me a doll of 10. There is a difference of 0 in the middle, so be sure to think clearly! Dad said, "I'll think about it and tell you tomorrow." "
The next day, my father said, "I'll buy you 10." I said, "Don't go back on your word!" "ok." I kill two birds with one stone. First, I told my father to give up smoking. Second, I have a doll. I'm hot corn. Happy!
But God didn't help me. A month later, I found my father smoking outside again, which really made me sad!
I must use my must-kill stunt plan C: The harm of smoking to others. I know my father loves me the most. Dad smoked again today, so I pretended to cough. Dad asked, "What's the matter with you, daughter?" I said, "What can I do? I can't stand the smell of smoke? " Dad said inexplicably, "How does my smoking bother you?" "The problem can be big. You smoke, I cough when I smell smoke, and my lungs hurt and I feel uncomfortable. Because there are many toxic substances in the smoke. Scientists have said that smoking is equivalent to taking drugs. It's just that you're taking drugs. You come to pick me up. I am still a child. " Dad said firmly, "I didn't expect to hurt you again." In that case, I will never smoke again. " I am so happy after hearing this sentence.
Dad is a man of his word, and he hasn't smoked since then. I'm happier than getting a doll!
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