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What's the use of having a husband?

Husband took his son back to his hometown.

I once had a strong desire to be single, but now I have to give it a few days to experience it. Found it like this

I'm thirsty, and I can't find anyone to pour water. Get up and make a pot of hot water and pour it out.

Woke up in the middle of the night and found the light still on. I didn't bother to get up and turn it off until dawn.

Cook, feed the dog, clean up the dog shit, wash clothes, clean the house and pick up garbage. There are many things to do. Change sheets, quilts, etc.

After I got off the subway, I couldn't find Xiao Huang's car for a long time, and suddenly I missed you.

I was awakened by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and missed you so much.

It turns out that my husband can have so many functions.

I can help you cover the quilt, turn off the lights and leave a mosquito net when you are sleepy.

If you are hungry, I can cook for you, buy steamed bread and wash dishes.

Tired, essential oil massage can chiropractic.

You can cry if you are in the mood.

I didn't want to dry clothes, so I did it for you.

I didn't want to wash the dishes, so I washed them for you.

Get off the subway and then at the door.

When you are in a mood, just hold it in your arms.

Shoulder pain, gentle and slow hammer.

Raise yourself like a princess every day.

The son keeps it, and so does the dog.

I suddenly found that my husband has so many functions.