Very dirty connotation, classic joke.

Dirty connotation classic: second-rate boyfriend is eating on the table, and a bug smells delicious. The boyfriend gave it a small clip, and when he was full, he said to the bug, Are you full? Why don't you hit the road when you're full and slap yourself to death? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Very dirty and meaningful joke classics (1)

1. The girl at the next table suddenly snapped her fingers from the cake and her cheeks blushed instantly.

When my boyfriend saw me looking at him with expectant eyes, he immediately understood and called the waiter and said, Mr. Ober! Why don't we eat at this table?

2. Having dinner with my girlfriend in a restaurant, she suddenly asked: Ah! How can you dig out your nose and put it under the table? ! ?

Me:? How do you know I did it?

She:? This is a glass table. . . ?

3. female:? In fact, there are many times when I am sad, but I have been trying not to cry. Do you know why?

Man:? You're afraid that your makeup will scare others. ?

Bang. . . My face hurts. . .

On the way back from work, a beautiful woman hit me by bike. She looked at me shyly and said, I'm sorry.

I went over affectionately and asked, Do you have a boyfriend?

The beauty shook her head shyly.

I just stepped up. If I don't have a boyfriend and dare to hit me, I won't chop you to death. . .

The goddess suspects that I am a Virgo and doesn't agree to associate with me. I quickly explained:? All that stuff on the internet is bullshit. In fact, Virgo people are thoughtful, organized, pursuing perfection, clear-headed, modest, neat, discerning right from wrong, practical and cautious.

Goddess: Then let's try dating. ?

Me:? Wait, did I just say nine advantages? Will you stop interrupting and let me finish 10! ?

Very dirty joke classic with connotation (2)

1, reporter: Can you tell me about your sadness about being single?

Man:? My hands are sore. . . ?

2. I always thought? No more than three generations? It means that when you are rich to the third generation, you will never be rich again.

I won't know until I grow up. What exactly does this mean? By the third generation, your son will no longer be your own. . . ?

3、? Brother-in-law, don't

? It's nothing. What are you afraid of?

? I'm afraid my sister will find out?

? Didn't she go shopping with your wife?

4, the family eats hot pot, I go to wash my hands first, my sister-in-law is here, and hand sanitizer can't be pressed for a long time.

I tried hard and got it on my sister-in-law's skirt.

After washing your hands and returning to your seat, my wife said, Sister, what's that white thing on your skirt?

Sister-in-law replied without thinking: not my brother-in-law. She completely controlled me.

Very dirty joke classic with connotation (3)

1, walking on the road, I overheard a woman talking to someone on the phone and said a shocking sentence: Don't mess with me, or I won't have children.

2. The boyfriend said:? If you go for plastic surgery, two yuan will be enough. ?

I proudly touched my chin and asked, really?

He said:? Yes, take the bus to the plastic surgery hospital. The doctor looked at it and shook his head, saying that he couldn't do it. You can come back by bus. ?

An umbrella suddenly appeared in the rainy sky. A brave boy said, you will catch a cold. Let's have one! ?

? It's too expensive, 50 cents ?

? Eighty cents. ?

? Deal. The umbrella is on my side. ?

In the elevator, I met a beautiful woman dressed very coquettish. I was loquacious and asked, Beauty, are you looking for someone?

The beauty replied: delivery.

Now think about it, no, the beauty has nothing but a bag!

5. Goddess: Call me Queen.

Diaosi: Eight Empresses.

Goddess: What about you, pig? Just two words.

Diaosi: Tortoise!