Humorous circle of friends small copy

1. Little girls want to find 1 white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

I finally understand the gap between me and Xueba. She was in a bad mood, lying on the table, and suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework two minutes later. I was in a bad mood, so I lay on my desk and fell asleep two minutes later. ...

3. See the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: you can lose weight only when you are full!

4. Isn't the school divided into classes again? Teachers want students with good grades. Two class teachers actually fought because of me. While beating them, he also argued: "Why should he be assigned to our class and affect our average score!"

A Gao Fushuai man finally hooked up with a girl, bought her a big diamond and took her on the most luxurious cruise in the world. As a result, she was cheated by a diaosi who studied painting for three days. What Gao Fushuai is weak? Now I suddenly feel extremely proud of my major! Fight back and learn art.

I have been interested in a girl in my class for a long time, and finally I have the courage to confess to her. I tried to tell her: I like a girl in my class. She is gentle and considerate, beautiful and lovely. Do you want to know who it is? She blushed instantly and bowed her head and said shyly, as long as it's not me!

7. The book says that you and your girlfriend go shopping to buy clothes, and her girlfriend says it's too expensive to buy, so you should pay at the cashier without hesitation. I thought it made sense, so I did it. Now I have a wardrobe of high-end men's wear.

8. Going home by train in summer vacation, sitting next to an uncle. I hit it off with him. After getting off the train, someone drove to pick him up. I also hitchhiked home to show my mother. I didn't spend any money going home. As a result, my mother said, daughter, don't dare to do anything just because I am ugly. What should I do if I meet a blind person?

9. In those days, the weaver girl took a bath down the mountain on Tanabata, met the cowherd, and performed a love story that made the gods cry. Zhao Linger took a bath outside, met Li Xiaoyao and staged a fairy tale. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside.

10. I really want to talk about a love that both parents are opposed to. The man's family gave me10 million to leave. My family introduced me to a super handsome guy and told me to leave him. Then I had to compromise and take the money to marry that handsome guy.

1 1. Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the express hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge and do good deeds every day.

12. Men like beautiful women in their bones. When they see beautiful women, they will stare or turn their heads. Don't think he doesn't love you, and don't think he is horny. It is a man's instinct to like beautiful women, which has nothing to do with personality. In addition, everyone loves beauty. Haven't you ever peeked at handsome guys?

13. Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

14. An upstart went to stay in a hotel in the city. After checking in, the waiter took him to a room. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, Do you take me for a fool? Is your most expensive single room as big as a cupboard, with nothing in it except a chair? The waiter said, please come in, sir. This is the elevator!

15. When I was in high school, there was a time when the head teacher was not studying at night and the class was bursting. Suddenly, the headmaster came in through the back door and scolded us. Suddenly, the whole class was silent. After a while, he came in from the front door again, nodded and said, this class is really good and disciplined, unlike the one just now!