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Non-mainstream domineering talk about daquan

1. If you can't say it in your mouth, it will flow out of your eyes.

The most beautiful thing in the world is that there is a smile on a person's face, and it's all because of you.

I regard you as the love of my life, but you abandon me thousands of miles away.

4. What makes me tired now, what I want to give up, don't be reasonable.

Someone asked me what would happen if your friend did something wrong to you. I said that true friends will never be sorry for me.

You have to believe that one day you will meet better people and have a better life. From then on, your smile is from the heart, and your tears are tears of joy.

7. Maybe in the years to come, your name will only be the once deep love that my friends and I discussed on the wine table.

8. Someone asked me why my skin is black. This is very interesting. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.

9. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

10. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

1 1. There is no homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, brother-sister love, teacher-student love, and so on. It's just that two people are in love, that's all.

12, I like you more than one sentence, I just want to fuck.

13. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

14. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.

15. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain more.

16, if you care too much about other people's opinions, then your life becomes a pair of underwear, and you have to follow what others fart.

17, there is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.

18, tell me about your every space. I read more carefully than the review questions in the final exam.

19, maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and better than me, but I definitely don't.

20. Being a family along the way must be a special fate.

2 1. What I'm not good at is retention. You all insist on leaving.

22. There will always be someone who will love your small eyes, low nose, imperfect figure, short legs, weight that won't lose, and your shameless personality.

23. Hormones decide love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, self-esteem decides who speaks first, and life and reality decide who goes first.

24. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

25. Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool. I will go with the right person.

26. Feelings need not be generous, but deep feelings need to be shown off.

27. My world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.

28. Not everyone is suitable for a lifetime with you. Some people are used to grow up; Some people are used to living together; Some people will be remembered for life.

29. People ask me what's good about you, but when I think of you, my eyes are full of smiles.

30. You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but cry for the same person over and over again.

3 1, I can't sleep no matter how sleepy I am. It's all you who open your eyes and close your eyes.

If you can't be an excellent person, how can you compare with the person you like?

33. I was misunderstood before, and I couldn't wait to grab the other person's collar and explain it for three days and three nights. Not now. If you can't understand me, then we'll go separately. Although I am thirsty, I won't drink everything.

34. If you don't want to hold hands, I will wander the world alone.

35. Nothing is lacking when you are busy. When you are empty, you know there is nothing.

36. When I was drunk, I felt at a loss, a sigh and a world of mortals. The phoenix tree falls all over the ground, and the autumn is three points thick. My heart is happy, but my dream is hard to find. I sang a song after drinking, just because I love the world of mortals.

37. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

38. In life, it is fate to miss someone; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

Don't always be self-centered, not everyone treats you like a person.

40. If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you.

4 1, it's really dangerous for girls to try not to go out at night. No one can help but discourage the barbecue and dessert in the street. It takes several pounds to enter a house casually.

42. I can get used to you and change you; I can fall in love with you and leave you; I can sleep with you or dump you.

43. I won't teach you what to cherish, but I can make you realize what to lose soon.

44. There will be a person in the world who makes you feel that your previous life was waiting for him.

45. Some things are put off for a while, while others are gone for life.

46. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

47. You really can't get out of that long relationship, or you don't want to get out.

48. In the end, you can become the person you believe, because the two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny. As long as you are on the road, there is no place you can't go.

49. When you are poor, I am still your last burden. No matter friendship or love, if you don't leave, I won't give up.

50. An emotional hooligan can't even hold a knife.

5 1, too concerned about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or let others die.

52. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

53. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. You scared me, damn it.

54. There is nothing unfair. You can't win if you move your heart.

55. To be a simple person, you can get along well, but you can't get along well. You don't have to be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.

56. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face grow?

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

58. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

59. I am a lonely patient who doesn't like the excitement, but you are like a lover surrounded by people.

60. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

6 1, I really want to hug you, smell your body, bury my face in your arms, and then go to sleep.

62. Life is hard enough. If I have to listen to other people's ideas, even for what I like, it's too bad for me.

Never say that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

64. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired. Therefore, we all lost the ability to love deeply.

65. If you are crazy, the whole world will make way for you. If you think the whole world will make way for you, you are crazy.

66. Everyone's past is a novel. Whether touching or not, the writer always has tears in his eyes.

67. Don't stand at the highest point of morality to criticize others. Say something you shouldn't say. What I like and how I live are none of your business.

68. If you are smart, some people will say that you have a heavy heart. If you work hard, some people will say you are lucky. If you are naturally optimistic, some people will call you hypocritical. If you meet too many people in your life, you will never have to please someone who doesn't understand you.

69. One day you will know that the bus takes 5 minutes to run 1 and the subway takes 9 minutes to run 1, but our love may last 1 for a lifetime. I don't want to get on the wrong bus or let you get off at the wrong station.

70. Don't fall in love with someone at the age of 16 or 17, because that person will be the one you love most but never get.

7 1, if it is too absolute, you have to hit your face in the future.

72. If someone says goodbye to you, you shouldn't ask when. You should smile and tell each other that you will never see him again.

73. If "Hehe" means leaving indifference to others, then "Haha" means leaving indifference to yourself.

74. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of girl, willful, tender and unreasonable. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.

75. You can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take it lightly.

76. In the end, I also learned to appreciate the darkness, to carry a heavy load and to live in peace with those hardships.

77. It was love at first sight, but it started. It has been a long time, but it has been planned for a long time.

78. I just wanted to think about the future, but reality slapped me.

79. I don't want to pass by your world, and I don't want to wait for you at the end. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.

80. People who are spoiled by me should be arrogant. Come behind me if you need anything, and the wind and rain will stop you.

8 1, stop wronged yourself, please, be charming, gentle and arrogant.

82. The so-called law of conservation of energy means that once a female classmate gets cold, the body temperature of a male classmate will rise once.

83. Some people envy you, some people laugh at you, some people envy you, and some people ignore you, but so what? You will always be the protagonist in this drama of life, others are supporting roles, enemies are walk-on, friends are guest stars, and love is the best partner.

There will be love and bread, but don't forget to bring your brain.

When I grow up, I hope I am just a child. If I give a candy, I will laugh. If I fall, I will cry. Don't pretend that you don't recognize it, and don't suppress your feelings.

86. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

87. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. I will never speak to you again. No matter who I am, thank you for dropping me when I needed you most.

88. Don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.

89. Maybe most girls are emotional experts on their girlfriends' phones, and ghosts with tangled feelings add idiots.