Sentence of borrowing money on April fool's day

1, for the girl I like, I will borrow money from her, because my mother said that I won't forget you after borrowing money. Happy April Fool's Day.

I just left my wallet on the subway. Can you lend me some money to go home? Happy April Fool's Day!

I was robbed on the road just now. Can you lend me some money to buy a ticket home? Happy April Fool's Day!

I just bought something in the mall and found that I forgot my wallet. Can you lend me some money to pay the bill? Happy April Fool's Day!

I just ate in a restaurant and found that my wallet was missing. Can you lend me some money to pay the bill? Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I just met an emergency on the road and need to borrow some money to deal with it. Can you help me? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I just shopped online and found that my bank card was out of money. Can you lend me some money? Happy April Fool's Day!

I was in the hospital just now, but I found that I didn't have enough money with me. Can you lend me some money to pay the medical bills? Happy April Fool's Day!

I just caught a plane at the airport and found that I forgot to bring my money. Can you lend me some money to buy a plane ticket? Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I just bought something in the supermarket, but I found my wallet missing. Can you lend me some money to pay the bill? Happy April Fool's Day!