Let’s see how you understand this.

Fan Wei: I bought crutches last year. I was so cowardly that I lost my job and ran away from my partner. I don’t believe in this idea. If others can make me suffer, I can’t let others be fooled, so I also sell crutches. Those coming from the south and the north, please pay attention! Pay attention to your legs! See if there is anything wrong! It’s okay to take two steps! When you get over the illness, I will sell you the abduction! Turned away! Turned away!

Gao Xiumin: There are many ways to get rich. Last year I sold a kid and this year I sold a car~~~ Sell a car~~~ Sell a car~~~

Fan Wei: I sold a kid~~~ Turned around~~~

Gao Xiumin: Hey, isn’t this the guy?

Zhao Benshan: Okay, this time our wheelchair has a market.

Gao Xiumin: My legs are healed!

Zhao Benshan: Okay, so what if I didn’t fool him last year? This year, you see how I persuade him to get into the car.

Gao Xiumin: Go home quickly!

Zhao Benshan: No need~~~

Fan Wei: Stop!

Zhao Benshan: Friend!

Fan Wei: I’ve been looking for you every day, every month, for a whole year!

Zhao Benshan: Don’t get excited, we never leave our name behind when we do good deeds.

Fan Wei: I’m so excited, do you know you’ve made me miserable? My wife also ran away and her job was fired. Let’s go and find a place to reason with her! Walk!

Gao Xiumin: Oh, brother, let’s say goodbye. We will give you the money. You can give us the abduct and we can go home~~~ Hurry~~~

Zhao Benshan: Step aside ~~~ Excuse me, have you used this crutch in the past year?

Fan Wei: What should I lean on! I'm not sick at all!

Zhao Benshan: It’s over, what I was worried about finally happened!

Gao Xiumin: At that time I said I wouldn’t let you sell abductions, didn’t you believe it? Let’s see how you deal with it this time~~~

Zhao Benshan: I said he was finished! Wife, with your eyesight, take a look, what are the obvious changes in the past year? Look up~~~

Gao Xiumin: In terms of changes, my head is bigger than last year.

Zhao Benshan: That’s right! Because you have not been on crutches for a year, your virus has rapidly increased. Your legs have two big tendons, which are like two highways. The virus has rapidly moved upward at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour. You are finished, the ruthless disease is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a new vegetative state is about to be born!

Fan Wei: Fool, keep fooling! Fooling! Do you want me to take two more steps?

Zhao Benshan: Were you lame when you took two steps last year?

Fan Wei: I'm lame.

Zhao Benshan: Are my feet numb when I stamp on them?

Fan Wei: I feel numb.

Zhao Benshan: Why?

Fan Wei: You are fooling me. You don’t have to fool me this time. I’ll take two steps myself. Don’t you like to see me lame? I’ll take two steps for you, take two steps, take two steps, okay? good? But I'm fine now, I can trot, I can still take steps, hey, I'll give you a big jump~~~ Hey, I'll give you a double, okay?

Zhao Benshan: Stop! Did you see that not only is your brain not in good shape, but you also have mental problems? Friends, can you take a test?

Fan Wei: No problem! How to test?

Zhao Benshan: Is your head confused now even if you don’t speak loudly?

Fan Wei: I'm awake!

Zhao Benshan: How are you breathing?

Fan Wei: No problem.

Zhao Benshan: Can you just shout?

Fan Wei: OK. Like this, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, my purpose is to expose you!

Zhao Benshan: Okay, take a deep breath,

Fan Wei: Come on~~~

Zhao Benshan: Inhale as much air as you need , howl out.

call!

Fan Wei: Ah——…… Ah——…… Ah——…… Ah……————

Zhao Benshan: Don’t pant. If you have the ability, don’t pant. ,……stop! Confused?

Fan Wei: Not confused!

Zhao Benshan: I’m not confused, stop!

Gao Xiumin: Why is he confused?

Zhao Benshan: He’s short of oxygen, that’s what he shouted~~~ With his physique, you will fall down like this.

Gao Xiumin: Stop it~~~

Zhao Benshan: Are you confused?

Fan Wei: No!

Zhao Benshan: I’m not confused. What are you trying to catch?

Fan Wei: A little bit of a risk of Venus~~~

Zhao Benshan: A bit of a risk of Venus, now your head is obviously low in IQ.

Fan Wei: Don’t do that thing. If we pull out our brain cells and put them on the scale, we will weigh two pounds more than you!

Zhao Benshan: Let me test it for you.

Fan Wei: No problem!

Zhao Benshan: I don’t take the instruments, I take my wife to give you questions,

Fan Wei: Anyone who comes is welcome!

Zhao Benshan: OK! Can you learn to speak?

Fan Wei: No problem!

Zhao Benshan: Just answer whatever my wife says,

Fan Wei: Just learn to speak,

Zhao Benshan: Let’s start!

Fan Wei: Come on,

Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?

Fan Wei: Okay,

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! My wife said "Are you ready?" and you also said "Are you ready?" This is called learning to speak.

Fan Wei: Ah~~~ OK, OK~~~ Got it~

Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?

Fan Wei: Are you ready?

Gao Xiumin: Old man, he is wrong again~~~

Fan Wei: No,

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! She said that the old man was wrong again, and you have to say that the old man was wrong again~~~

Fan Wei: You are deceptive! If you want to correct that intelligence test, TV station Li Yong will say "Yeah!" Just like that,

Zhao Benshan: Like this? Okay, I’ll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old can solve.

Fan Wei: Don’t do it to a three-year-old. If you have the skills, do it to a four-year-old~~~

Zhao Benshan: Can you do it as a four-year-old?

Fan Wei: I don’t care even if I am five years old~~~

Zhao Benshan: Look, he only lives in this age group, why should we be afraid of him? Please listen to the question,

Fan Wei: Say~~~

Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?

Fan Wei: One plus one does not equal three under any circumstances!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Wife, please answer,

Gao Xiumin: If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three.

Zhao Benshan: Correct!

Fan Wei: You calculated wrong~~~ If you calculated wrong, it still equals six, so what the heck!

Zhao Benshan: Yes, it’s equivalent to hundreds of millions. It’s a pity that you didn’t answer! Please listen to the second question,

Fan Wei: I understand what you mean~~~ Say~~~

Gao Xiumin: Brother, don’t answer!

Zhao Benshan: Why don’t your puppies get fleas?

Fan Wei: Because our puppies are very hygienic!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Because dogs can only give birth to dogs, not anything else.

Zhao Benshan: Correct.

Fan Wei: Who were you born in~~~ That’s called homophone~~~ Come on~~~ I understand

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: The seven monkeys on the tree , there is a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?

Fan Wei: Eight monkeys!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Two monkeys,

Zhao Benshan: A monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, plus two monkeys together.

Fan Wei: Riding?

Gao Xiumin: You can ride on a horse,

Zhao Benshan: Do you have any problem with your IQ?

Fan Wei: Don't, don't, don't ~~~ I understand~~~

Zhao Benshan: Also listen to the question: Seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey underground, how many monkeys are riding on the ground?

Fan Wei: Two monkeys!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey on the ground, and eight monkeys.

Fan Wei: Can you handle seven monkeys riding on the tree?

Zhao Benshan: When it falls, there are also eight monkeys. With your IQ~~~

Fan Wei: Don’t, don’t~~~ Come again!

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Where can acne grow without hindering your beauty?

Fan Wei: Being on my waist does not hinder my beauty!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: It won’t work if you grow on other people’s faces~~~ You are too stupid~~~

Zhao Benshan: It also grows on your waist, it grows on your waist That's a fire boil

Fan Wei: I~~~ What's wrong with me~~~

Zhao Benshan: Do you know what your illness is?

Fan Wei: What?

Zhao Benshan: I tell you, it is very easy to treat!

Fan Wei: How to treat it?

Zhao Benshan: Your legs must be off the ground, because now you are under pressure. As soon as you get off the ground you can answer it right away.

Fan Wei: Leaving the ground~~~ How to get off the ground?

Zhao Benshan: Think of a way~~~ If you see it, I will find a seat~~~

Fan Wei: Can I use this instead? Sit on this~~~

Zhao Benshan: Okay.

Fan Wei: This size is quite suitable.

Zhao Benshan: It is quite suitable. I will make it according to your size. Please listen to the question,

Fan Wei: Say!

Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?

Fan Wei: In case of miscalculation, it is equal to three.

Zhao Benshan: The answer is correct, congratulations!

Fan Wei: Oops? What's going on?

Zhao Benshan: Because your feet are off the ground, there is no pressure on your legs, and the virus cannot get up. Your smart IQ has taken over the high ground again,

Fan Wei: Don’t ~~~ I'll go down and try another one~~~

Zhao Benshan: Let's try it. Let's talk about a drunkard. After being drunk, he lifted such a big stone and looked at the TV. "Bah!" The TV was not broken at all. Why?

Fan Wei: Because the quality of the TV is good.

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Because it didn’t hit,

Zhao Benshan: By the way, it’s too simple~~~

Fan Wei: Then why did it make a bang?

Gao Xiumin: It hit the floor!

Zhao Benshan: No! Have you drunk too much?

Fan Wei: Don’t~~~ One more~~~

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question! A drunkard,

Fan Wei: It hit the ground!

Zhao Benshan: Correct! Did you see that? You will be able to answer!

Fan Wei: One more~~~

Gao Xiumin: Don’t answer!

Zhao Benshan: A driver, driving a car, saw a monkey squatting on the telephone pole in front of him, and he hit the brakes. Why?

Fan Wei: Because this driver loves animals,

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: He used the monkey’s butt as a red light!

Zhao Benshan: Correct!

Fan Wei: Oops~~~ Oops~~~ Yes, the monkey’s butt is red and round. Why can’t my eyes work well?~~~ Stop it, come again~~ ~

Zhao Benshan: There is a monkey in the tree!

Fan Wei: Ahhh, it’s a red light! butt!

Zhao Benshan: Correct! Oops~~~ You have such an IQ, look at you~~~ You will be able to do it as soon as you sit on it.

Fan Wei: Oh, no, no, brother, look at it, as soon as I sit on it, you often ask are all questions that have been asked before, but as soon as I stand up, everything you ask me is new!

Zhao Benshan: Really?

Fan Wei: That’s not right!

Zhao Benshan: OK! Then stand up and try another question, which is the easiest question you have ever answered.

Fan Wei: OK,

Zhao Benshan: It’s a question of what one plus one equals.

Fan Wei: You say~~~

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?

Fan Wei: One plus one equals two if the calculation is wrong!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Two,

Fan Wei: Two? Didn’t you just say three?

Zhao Benshan: You can’t even tell the difference between second and third. How bad are you?

Fan Wei: Oops~~~ I’ll come up again

Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one...

Fan Wei: Ahhh, that’s right. Equals two, wrong equals three!

Zhao Benshan: Look, you can answer both questions!

Fan Wei: Oops~~~ This~~~

Zhao Benshan: In this way, the disease can be cured. When you go back, don’t let your feet touch the ground. There will be a solution~~~ You Go down first, we have to go home~~~

Fan Wei: Don’t~~~ Big brother, big brother!

Gao Xiumin: You go down, we have to go home!

Fan Wei: Brother, brother, can you listen to me? Although I have some problems with my IQ, I am not an ignorant person. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation just now, I understand that I will be unable to live without this thing for the rest of my life. So, how much does it cost?

Zhao Benshan: Don’t pay for it yet. Brother, you are a believer. When others say something to you after you go back, you won’t do it. To be honest, this wheelchair was modified from your bicycle last year. I will I know you have this disease and have been waiting for you for half a year. If you want to pay me, I tell you, you will pay a modification fee of four hundred yuan. If you want to pay more, I will not deal with you. I will not sell anything next time. You~~~

Fan Wei: No problem, no problem, no problem~~~ Brother, I~~~ This is more than three hundred yuan~~~

Gao Xiumin: Then take it, it’s quite a lot!

Zhao Benshan: Huh? Got a watch? What watch did you bring!

Fan Wei: Oh, that~~~that~~~

Gao Xiumin: You relied on me again! You relied on me last year, and I didn’t say you wanted to show off!

Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you, why are you like this?

Gao Xiumin: I didn’t say I wanted to show off!

Fan Wei: Big brother, big brother, big brother~~~ Come on, brother, let me tell you, people with my IQ will basically not be able to read watches in the future. Just hold it, Take it~~~

Zhao Benshan: Go back and recuperate, you will be fine in a year~~~

Gao Xiumin: Can't you just trick me by yourself? Brother, don’t leave yet. If you believe me, come down and walk back and give us the car~~~ He is still cheating on you!

Fan Wei: You are still cheating on me! Why are you like this? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't hold a grudge against a patient, right?

Gao Xiumin: I don’t care about you anymore! This kind of person is so pitiful that people can be deceived~~~

Zhao Benshan: Poor people must be hateful.

Fan Wei: Thank you!

Zhao Benshan: Look, you thank us! What are you looking at! Let’s go home~~~

Gao Xiumin: Then what’s the use of this complete thing?

Zhao Benshan: Go back and make a stretcher and continue selling him next year!

New Year greetings

Zhao Benshan: What are you dragging?

Gao Xiumin: Why are you so slow?

Zhao Benshan: So fast, can I still fly?

Gao Xiumin: Are you worried? Our fish pond is about to expire, and the township chief's brother-in-law is anxious. He wants to take over the contract. Is it okay if we don't talk to the township chief about such a big matter?

Zhao Benshan: It’s useless to talk now that it’s expired!

Gao Xiumin: Let’s fight for it in the end!

Zhao Benshan: You are too stingy to fight for this Chinese New Year. It is embarrassing to lead two bastards.

Gao Xiumin: As for relying on me, I won’t take either of them.

Zhao Benshan: What are you going to get?

Gao Xiumin: It’s not fashionable to give gifts now. It’s all about communicating with emotions.

Zhao Benshan: Zhagou?

Gao Xiumin: Use words and say something nice.

Zhao Benshan: It’s over. Let me play fish pond and let me play with languages.

Gao Xiumin: What’s the comparison?

Zhao Benshan: If you go to the South Pole with a blind pestle, you can't find the north. If you have a cerebral thrombosis and practice splitting, you can't split your legs. A monkey wearing a cheongsam can't see beauty at all. You let Pan Changjiang kiss Zheng Haixia? Can't even reach my mouth.

Gao Xiumin: I said you, you, you are doing this useless thing. Old man, listen to me. Let’s stop talking about things when we enter the house. We should wear Gao for him vigorously. Hats off, say a few more words of New Year greetings. As long as the mayor is happy, the communication will be almost the same.

Zhao Benshan: People wearing high hats just give you fun?

Gao Xiumin: Well, let alone the head of a foreign town, he would be happy even if the president put a high hat on him, de Gaulle!

Zhao Benshan: Oh~

Gao Xiumin: Knock on the door

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I am afraid of meeting the leader~~~

Gao Xiumin: You Remember, don't talk about anything when you enter the house. Act according to my eyes.

Zhao Benshan: Well, you can knock on it~

Fan Wei: Oh, you are back~~~~You are

Gao Xiumin: I am your aunt ,

Fan Wei: Old lady?

Gao Xiumin: Ah, we used to be from the same family, fellow villagers. Xiaomi raised you, and your beard is full of stories. Have you remembered?

Fan Wei: Which family are you from?

Gao Xiumin: The Gao family in Dongtou is the first gatekeeper, with three large tile-roofed houses, and my father Gao Mantang.

Zhao Benshan: Nicknamed Tall Maozi!

Fan Wei: Ouch~is this?

Gao Xiumin: He is my old man.

Zhao Benshan: Gao Da Maozi is my uncle, no, I am his father’s father-in-law, no, his father is my father-in-law, and we are the first couple.

Gao Xiumin: Township chief, if you were to discuss it here, you would still have to call him uncle! Come and get to know each other.

Zhao Benshan: Old uncle~Happy New Year~

Gao Xiumin: On the contrary, he calls you old uncle.

Zhao Benshan: Haha

Gao Xiumin: Hahahahahahahahaha

Fan Wei: Haha

Zhao Benshan: Are you letting in?

Fan Wei: This old man?

Gao Xiumin: Mayor, please come in. What are you doing outside?

Fan Wei: Whose house is this?

Zhao Benshan: Sit down!

Fan Wei: Oh

Gao Xiumin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Zhao Benshan: Hahahaha

Gao Xiumin: Mayor, what do you want? Are you up yet?

Fan Wei: Oops, I still didn’t think of it.

Gao Xiumin: Did I see you off on the day you left for middle school? When I saw you off on your way, you turned around and waved to the villagers. At that time, my heart was filled with tears of silence.

Zhao Benshan: Is the camel bell ringing in your ears?

Gao Xiumin: Don’t you remember this?

Fan Wei: Ah~I have remembered the lyrics~but you still haven’t remembered it.

Gao Xiumin: No wonder you can’t remember it. You said that when you left middle school, I was in my 30s and I am 50 this year.

Zhao Benshan: I am 56.

Gao Xiumin: Who asked you?

Zhao Benshan: If you ask me, I am 56, born in the Year of the Rooster~

Gao Xiumin: You said you want to talk about this person and that person, but there is nowhere to look. I haven’t seen him in 20 years. You said Now that you are the head of the township, why should you go there to reason?

Fan Wei: As a township leader, I still haven’t been able to reason with you?

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Township Chief Fan was born to be an official. Have you forgotten, Township Chief? Was I the village representative when I elected you as the township head?

Fan Wei: Ah, yes, yes,

Zhao Benshan: I remember it was raining continuously in July that year, and that guy never It rained all day long until noon, and then there was a big thunder, and Mayor Fan was born

Fan Wei: Didn’t you mean that I was struck by lightning?

Gao Xiumin: Oh, the township chief didn’t mean that. What he meant was: with a thunderous thunder, Xiao Fan came to be the township chief and led the farmers to make a revolution~

Zhao Benshan: Ah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Fan Wei: Hehehehe~ Old uncle, what are you talking about? It’s not you, there must be something wrong.

Gao Xiumin: No, no, we have nothing to do, it’s all trivial matters. Head of the township, you said you have had too many things happen this year, why don’t you give me the answer? How many good things have been done in our entire township? You said that from popularizing scientific farming to developing grain projects, you go to the bank today and go to the Science and Technology Commission tomorrow. You have really broken your heart, worn out your mouth, and almost destroyed your body from exhaustion.

Zhao Benshan: I even carried water for the widow! ~The whole town knows this.

Fan Wei: Ah, those are all small things, oh~

Gao Xiumin: There are also big things, big things~

Zhao Benshan: Big things happen in a year You're old. Hong Kong's return, the Three Gorges flood control, the 15th National Congress, and Chairman Jiang's visit to the United States have kept you busy this year~~~~~~~Isn't this what he did?

Gao Xiumin: That’s not right, he has radiated energy~

Zhao Benshan: Yes, when you get nervous, we all go crazy~

Fan Wei: Why am I so nervous?

Zhao Benshan: Be energetic,

Fan Wei: I’m telling you, you don’t need to wear a hat on me, just tell me if you have something.

Zhao Benshan: He won’t let me tell you.

Gao Xiumin: It’s nothing, isn’t it? It’s the new year, your old uncle and I put it together, you think this is Mayor Fan’s one year Since we have led our entire township so well, we, on behalf of the basic masses, come to wish Mayor Fan a happy New Year~

Fan Wei: Thank you, thank you, thank you

Zhao Benshan: Happy New Year~

Gao Xiumin: We sincerely wish the mayor good health and peace every year, happiness as high as the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains.

Zhao Benshan: Will always live in our hearts.

Fan Wei: Haha~ No~ You always use the wrong words, don’t you? If you have something to do, just talk about it. If there is nothing, hey, I have to go——

Zhao Benshan: Which of my words is wrong?

Gao Xiumin: Don’t keep talking nonsense,

Zhao Benshan: I said it has no other meaning,

Gao Xiumin: Go sit there and wait. , the defeat was noisy.

Zhao Benshan: Let’s talk quickly, we have to leave~

Gao Xiumin: Township chief, we have something to do~

Fan Wei: Look, I I know you must have something going on, come on, talk about it.

Gao Xiumin: So what? Your brother-in-law went to our house yesterday.

Fan Wei: What did he do?

Gao Xiumin: He gave us an ultimatum, saying that we would not be allowed to raise turtles, and that if we didn’t agree to this, he would fish out our bastard and have him bled.

Zhao Benshan: So what~ Township chief, let me tell you, hee~ I don’t know if it’s a good idea or not.

Fan Wei: It’s okay, just say it~

Zhao Benshan: Your brother-in-law has a bad influence on you, hee hee~ He is a bit power-hungry~ Hee hee~ It’s hard to say, but it’s just a bad influence. He went to my house that day, and as soon as the guy came in, he told me, who is that? Are the old wimpa and the old lady at home? Get me two bastards! The two of us were just having sex. We drank more than a kilogram, and there was no way to listen to what we said.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, that guy is bragging, saying that he is negotiating in Russia to buy an aircraft carrier.

Zhao Benshan: Quickly empty the fish pond, so that I can come back and seize the time to train.

Fan Wei: Are you always the fish farming king Zhao Laowei?

Zhao Benshan: It is Your Majesty.

Fan Wei: I recognized you as soon as you came in~

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, the township chief recognized me~

Gao Xiumin: Township Sir, this is something about this fish pond that we are here to ask. Isn’t it due? Let’s ask who will be awarded the next issue?

Fan Wei: Oops~ Regarding this matter, you have to wait until the new year and the next township head will inform you~

Gao Xiumin: The next one?

Zhao Benshan: Just tell me~ Come on

Fan Wei: Didn’t the People’s Congress just finish? I’m no longer the township chief.

Gao Xiumin: Are you down?

Fan Wei: Ah, you’re down~hehehe~

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, you’re down? Oh, my God, if you come down here, you should have told me earlier that you will make me and my wife tired~ This guy will be on the same level if he comes down, and I don’t have to be afraid of you~ Oh, he’s coming down.

Gao Xiumin: Can you give us some water? This guy's voice is dry~

Fan Wei: OK, OK~

Gao Xiumin: Oh my god, this guy is tired~

Zhao Benshan: Oops~ This guy doesn’t even dare to breathe,

Fan Wei: Pour some water~~~

Zhao Benshan: That’s enough, let’s share it~No need~

Fan Wei: Haha~

Zhao Benshan: Do you have any cigarettes?

Fan Wei: Ahhh~ I don’t smoke, I’m sorry~

Zhao Benshan: Forget it.

Gao Xiumin: Oops, we’re down~

Zhao Benshan: Well, why are you supporting me? Corruption?

Fan Wei: Ah~ that’s the thing.

Gao Xiumin: Stop talking! We don’t care whether you can get down or not. The two of us here today just want to know who our village has contracted this fish pond to.

Fan Wei: Didn’t I say that after the New Year, you will understand.

Gao Xiumin: Oh no, don’t celebrate the New Year. Who doesn’t understand? Now I understand. Then you don’t have to ask. It must be for your brother-in-law. The two of you will do it together. ~ I said three fat guys,

Zhao Benshan: Three fat guys?

Fan Wei: Ahhhh~ My nickname is San Fatty, haha~

Zhao Benshan: Oh~ My nickname is Gou Shengzi.

Gao Xiumin: Third Fatty, I’m not talking about you. As a fellow villager, you are really not interesting. You said that you have had enough of being the township head for so many years. You made arrangements with your brother-in-law before you stepped down. I offended you Regarding human matters, let the next leader say, you pretend to be a good person on the outside, I am not saying that you are a fat person, a leading cadre like you,

Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, hey~

Gao Xiumin: It’s time to jerk you off~ That’s right~

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? This is too much. Why are you like this? What you said just now is no longer right. If you say those nasty things when people come down, I don’t like it, right? Since this eldest nephew has suddenly become a fat man from the township head, we shouldn't give him a slap in the face, right? At this time, people need understanding and comfort the most, right? Who hasn’t made some mistakes in their life? If you make a mistake, correct it, and make it again after correcting it.

Fan Wei: Huh?

Zhao Benshan: Isn’t it true that after making a mistake, you should correct it, and after correcting it, you should make a mistake again? fine! This~~~old uncle will communicate with you. I haven’t eaten yet, so why don’t we have two cups?

Gao Xiumin: Cough~

Fan Wei: Ouch, that’s great~quick, quick, quick~get on the kang on the kang~

Zhao Benshan: At this time, people are the emptiest. Don't do that to him.

Gao Xiumin: Why are you so big-hearted?

Zhao Benshan: How can life be so smooth?

Gao Xiumin: The money channels are blocked, so you still have the energy to drink?

Zhao Benshan: Just stay~

Gao Xiumin: Even if you give me Yunnan Baiyao, you can’t mend the trauma in our souls~ Go home

Zhao Benshan : Why are you like this?

Gao Xiumin: I let you go home~

Zhao Benshan: I let you - stay! Beautiful? I can't control you anymore, just sit there and be silent! Sit down! ...All good things come from the same family, right? The earth has to revolve around you, are you the sun? What's the use of those ozone layers?

Gao Xiumin: Does his brother-in-law know how to raise fish?

Zhao Benshan: Will I be able to do it in my next life? Let’s learn! It's okay, Fatty Three. If you tell your brother-in-law that there is something he doesn't know how to do, ask your old uncle. If your old uncle can't do anything else, this is definitely fish farming. Let me tell you, why don't you come down? You just have nothing to do. You raise fish, and you are tired from being the mayor of the township for a year - you are so tired. I'm suing you for nothing, you can't do it! You raise fish! I am - fifty or sixty thousand a year!

Gao Xiumin: Cough~

Zhao Benshan: If you cough, it’s also fifty or sixty thousand, so you don’t need to put that away~ Especially raising turtles, you can make a lot of money. I'm telling you, I'll get you two. This is all about keeping an eye on the water and mastering the feed. I prepare the feed entirely myself! After eating, you should love it for longer.

Fan Wei: Drink~

Zhao Benshan: Drinking is not good, drinking will get on your head. If you give it wine, it won’t even eat the lees!

Fan Wei: I said we were drinking!

Zhao Benshan: Ah~ we two, I was wondering if you were plying that bastard with wine! Hey, drink!

(The phone rings)

Zhao Benshan: You did that~

Fan Wei: No, I can’t drink that. Phone call~

Zhao Benshan: I’ll answer~ Who’s coming? You did that, uh uh uh, you drink, I’ll tell him to go. Who are you? Drinking.

I quit, don’t do it here, just raise fish~~~ Hey, if you say anything else is useless, you just quit! Report to County Magistrate Fan? You go to the county magistrate or go to the township head's house to stop working. It's useless to talk to me about it. He reports to County Magistrate Fan...

Fan Wei: It's me.

(Benshan lands)

Fan Wei: Hey~hey~It’s okay~It’s okay~There is a guest here~

Zhao Benshan: Where are my shoes? It's over, it's over, the good news comes from the delivery room, I've been promoted... It's time! I said I won't let you come and I won't let you come. What's going on this time? I think you are a rat and will die by working as an escort for a cat to make money!

Gao Xiumin: Then you blame me?

Zhao Benshan: If you don’t blame, who do you blame? Did I get on the bed just now?

Fan Wei: Yes,

Zhao Benshan: Did I drink?

Fan Wei: Yes,

Gao Xiumin: Why are you eating other people’s food?

Fan Wei: That’s right!

Zhao Benshan: How can this be done?

Fan Wei: Let’s deal with it later!

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god~

Gao Xiumin: What should we do?

Zhao Benshan: Let’s go back~

Gao Xiumin: Then our turtle is still in the house, and there is a basket!

Zhao Benshan: What turtle do you want!

Fan Wei: (comes out with shoes) Hey, here you go——

Zhao Benshan: You should stew this and eat it, it will taste so good, my God ~

Fan Wei: Hehe, put on your clothes and don’t catch a cold~ Let’s go into the house~

Gao Xiumin: We won’t cover that fish pond,

Fan Wei: Come inside!

Gao Xiumin: We really don’t want to cover the fish pond anymore.

Fan Wei: Come into the house!

Gao Xiumin: We really don’t care anymore. Now we go back to the shack to dig out the bastard and bleed it. No more contract~

Fan Wei: Auntie, you are forcing me. To tell you the truth, you will continue to contract the next fish pond!

Gao Xiumin: Impossible, then I asked you in the room and you didn’t say anything~

Fan Wei: Why didn’t I want to tell you that? You said that my brother-in-law wanted to cover up Fish pond, is he that kind of guy? He can’t do anything well and can’t eat enough. I’m afraid that if I tell you, the first year of the year, when word got out, he would drink some wine and go to this and that in our house. I’m annoying him. ! Auntie, I have been busy for a year, and I also want to have a quiet year! Aunt!

Gao Xiumin: Then won’t he still have to make trouble with you after the New Year?

Fan Wei: Who is going to make trouble? After the Chinese New Year, I went to work in the county. There was a new leader in the township. Who was he making trouble for?

Zhao Benshan: Yes, if he is making trouble, stop him!

Fan Wei: Ha, that’s right!

Gao Xiumin: Thank you so much, mayor.

Zhao Benshan: Good person.

Gao Xiumin: Thank you very much. Then why don’t you come to our house for some food?

Fan Wei: It’s okay~ Are you both relieved this time? Take everything~ I still have to report in.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, mayor, this is for you~you can eat it

Fan Wei: No, no, no, no, no, no~ Goodbye, old lady!

Zhao Benshan: Goodbye, old uncle!

Reference material: Sketch lines: Selling abducts