I have nothing to do, and I entertain myself at home on weekends.

Have nothing to do. Have fun at home on weekends (I) 1. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

4. The country is peaceful and peaceful, the society is peaceful, and the citizens visit the park to entertain themselves, which is very emotional. China flourished for a hundred years.

5. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.

6. Looking through my mobile phone for thousands of times, I looked out from my humble abode room, and the sunshine outside was quite bright, so I didn't add chaos by sticking to my position.

7. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.

It's nonsense to talk to someone you don't know. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

9. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

10. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After being busy for a while, you can move on to the next one.

1 1. I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

12. From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

13. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

14. If you don't mean it, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

15. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

16. The inner self is full and powerful, and I am very satisfied with myself. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

17. Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.

18. We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

20. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

2 1. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

22. Love and bread will exist, but don't forget to bring your brain.

23. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one section is longer than six.

24. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

25. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

Having nothing to do at leisure and having fun at home on weekends (Chapter II) 260,000 horses crossed Pingchuan and marched forward courageously. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

27. People who cheat you will say more than those who love you!

28. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

30. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.

3 1. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

32. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.

Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

34. The recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep and open your eyes to have you.

35. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

37. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

38. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

39. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

40. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

4 1. "After military training, you will no longer be single dog." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

42. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

43. When a friend's invitation is rejected, there will be a long time to raise the bottle.

44. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

46. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

47. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

48. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

49. Zhai, Zhai, students have classes online at home. The teacher writes on the blackboard on the screen, and the parents sit next to each other.

Humorous sentences that amuse themselves at home on weekends.

Humorous sentences of relaxing at home on weekends (I) 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

2. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.

3. Find someone as warm as the sun to bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

The best living condition is that one person is quiet and rich, and two people are warm and practical.

6. The joys and sorrows of life, ups and downs, are all tied to the heart. If you have a good attitude, there is no hurdle. Take care of your mood, and you will have the whole life.

7. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

8. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

9. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

10. I finally lived a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

1 1. Young man, it's okay to have no money at the moment, and there will be many days when you have no money in the future!

12. From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

13. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

14. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

15. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

16. The pavilion is short and the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again.

17. One day, if you don't go out, you will practice beauty behind closed doors.

18. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

Humorous sentences (Chapter II) 19. Life, be happy, don't pursue too much.

I hope you can be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems encountered can always be solved, things you like will not be missed, and people you like happen to be around. It is cool in summer and warm in winter.

2 1. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

22. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.

23. In Me Before You, I am not a judge by appearances.

24. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

25. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

I cried at the moment I decided to give up. When I closed my eyes, I thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed deceived myself. I love you. How can you give up easily?

27. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

28. "Why do you always take exams in the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the next class." "Get out of here.

29. I work very hard. I thought about it and only made the first four words.

30. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

3 1. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

32. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

33. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

34. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

35. "After military training, you will no longer be single dog." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

After two days' rest, I had a good time.

37. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me what to sleep. Get up.

38. As you sow, you reap. You make me cute.

39. You can only get used to a bad-tempered person like me.

40. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

4 1. The best state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of this world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

43. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

44. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

45. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life.

46. I can't chat, but when you are bored, I will be bored with you.

47. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with a touch of sadness in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

48. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

Nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old, which is true: a friend of mine doesn't eat every day, and now he will grow old forever.

50. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it!

5 1. Recently rounded up a lot, cute and gained a ton.

I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

53. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

Humorous sentences that relax and entertain themselves on weekends.

A humorous sentence about relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (I) 1. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century.

You deserve all the pain. You can't let it go.

Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

6. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?

7. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk every step perfectly. Stumbling around a few detours is not a bad thing. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!

8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

9. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.

10. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

1 1. Very diligent, I thought about it and only did the first four words.

12. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

13. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

14. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

15. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

17. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

18. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

Humorous sentences of relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (part two) 19. People's troubles are 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

20. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

2 1. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

23. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

24. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

25. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.

26. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

27. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

28. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

29. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.

3 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

32. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

34. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

35. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

36. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

37. Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

38. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

39. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

4 1. Blacked out and deleted to make your temper angry, and really set out to be polite.

42. Ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

43. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

44. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.

45. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

46. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

47. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

48. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

5 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

55. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.

Talking about the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time.

On the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time (I) 1. I'm still sleeping when the sun comes out. I'll see you in the underworld.

Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.

Your mother made you so beautiful, not to be spoiled, but to be spoiled.

4. I hope that the sensible idolize will not make things up for me.

Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

6. The less prepared you are, the deeper the injury will be; Where you think it's safe, the softer the trap is.

7. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

8. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

9. Short thick branches broken by strong winds are randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

10. If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

1 1. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.

12. I finally lived a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

13. Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

14. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.

15. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

16. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

17. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

18. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

19. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.

20. I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

2 1. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

Talking about the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time (II) 22. Only when you don't expect anything can everything come as scheduled.

23. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.

24. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

25. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

26. If you think about your own mistakes, you will forget the mistakes of others.

27. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

28. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.

29. Be a sweet girl who can nest in your arms and pet the kind of coat you want to kiss ~

30. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

3 1. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking a selfie online?

32. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

33. From now on, please automatically form a group and roll out of my eyes.

34. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

After eating and drinking, I continued to lie down and read for a while. The more I read, the more uncomfortable I feel. The more I watch it, the more I can't sleep. I don't read books.

36. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, and I'm your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

37. You deserve all your pain. You can't take it personally.

38. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

40. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

4 1. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.