Humorous sentences in reply to comments

The humorous sentences in reply to the comments are as follows:

1. I must live with you. If I don't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

2. The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will definitely study hard.

3. People are really sad. When they are young, they want to grow up, and when they grow up, they want to die.

4. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is more and more waves.

5. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

6. I'm lazy, so don't play tricks with me. I might as well sleep a little longer if I have time.

7. A man's heart becomes faster than Transformers.

8. People with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

9. Yesterday, when I watched the celestial phenomena at night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper deviated two centimeters to the south, and I knew that the donor's luck was over. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple, and his words were incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to save the day by crossing the Himalayas, climbing Mount Everest and asking the original Buddha for a pack of "Banlangen" clothes.

1. After reading your talk, my heart can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraph, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating, and plain, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be described as a well-written and classic sentence, which should be learned by our generation.

11. From the perspective of novel art, it may not be too successful, but its experimental significance is far greater than success.