What's the line of Stephen Chow's story in the duke of mount deer?

Wei Xiaobao: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being so close and standing so straight to listen to my story! It's embarrassing. The person to talk about today is Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society. There is a saying that if you have never met Chen Jinnan, you will be called a hero. He is eight feet tall and eight feet around the waist.

Customer: Wow! Isn't he square?

Wei Xiaobao: A square is a square. Really, I will tell you all the octagons. What is his famous martial arts? It's called the golden lightning palm of the sheep's head, a bodhisattva in nine days and ten places. Within a hundred miles of Fiona Fang, no matter people or animals, shrimp and fleas have turned into fly ash!

Customer: Oh, what a disaster! Is it a lie?

Wei Xiaobao: Alas! However, this person is nowhere to be found, but I accidentally saw half of him!

Customer: I have either seen it or I haven't. How can we only meet half?

Wei Xiaobao: Because he only reported half of it! Fool!

Guest: Yes!

Wei Xiaobao: Haven't you ever heard of "I'm still covering my face"? You really haven't read a book? Stupid pig!

Guest: Huh?

Wei Xiaobao: Ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Although we only met halfway, we fell in love at first sight, so we cut off a chicken head and burned yellow paper, and became brothers with him!

Tortoise: Hey! Shut up, you little bastard. What are you talking about? We're all broke!

Wei Xiaobao: Hey? Fortunately, they volunteered to gather here to listen to my story!

Tortoise: Still putting in good words? Your sister works here too! There are no guests here, so we can only eat dirt!

Wei Xiaobao: Hey? Eating soil is good for body and mind, so I'll leave it to you!

Tortoise: Huh? Tell me to eat dirt and I'll take care of you!

Extended data:

A brief introduction to the Duke of Lushan-

Duke Lushan is a martial arts comedy adapted from Jin Yong's novels. The film is directed by Jing Wong and stars Stephen Chow, Ng Man Tat, Deric Wan and Brigitte Lin? 、? Michelle monique Rice, Fennie Yuen, Chingmy Yau and Vivian co-starred.

At the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Kangxi was still young, from which traitors controlled the political power, and the people were destitute. Heaven and Earth Society is a non-governmental organization that overthrew the Qing Dynasty. The leader of "heaven and earth" Chen Jinnan (DAMIAN LAU? Wei Xiaobao (Stephen Chow? Rescue), Bao Xiao joined the Heaven and Earth Society, was sent to the palace to be undercover, and stole 42 chapters containing secrets of the Qing Dynasty.

Clever Bao Xiao soon became the emperor (Deric Wan? Act the role of) confidant, made a big official. Bao Xiao is in a dilemma. He is going to perform a task and become good friends with the emperor. Just as Bao Xiao was trying to escape, Master Chen Jinnan also found him and sent someone to watch him return to the palace. Soon, Bao Xiao was chased by the Ao Bai League and the fake Queen Mother, and fought with the people of the Heaven and Earth Society.