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Very thin. Talk about it.

1, the reality is always cruel to you, smiling like a flower. Turn around and stab you when you're not looking, and you still have nothing to say.

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

4. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!

The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the evening are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

6. There are 88,000 lies in a person's life, and the easiest lie to blurt out is: "Nothing, I'm fine".

If I see you, it will be many years later. How can I greet you with tears and silence?

8. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

9. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day. I counted them. Today Emma's stomach won again!

10, I want to buy a clean white T-shirt when I graduate, and let the whole class sign it.

1 1. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the telecommunications that human beings enter.

12, if you don't lose weight in summer, your husband can only look at other people's legs.

13, it's too late to lose weight, and summer in Harbin is coming soon.

14, every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

15, that day, I passed by my alma mater and heard the familiar deep voice after class, as if I saw the scene of our heavenly heart playing.

Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.