QQ Space: A Collection of 4 Humorous Mood Sentences about Your Losing Hair

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1. What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.

2. Every day, I take medicine diligently, cook hard, go to bed early and get up early, eat lightly, reduce the intake of drinks, and set five or six alarm clocks to remind me, all in order to lose two hairs.

3. Being single for too long makes the body want to become a monk by default and turn on the automatic hair loss mode.

4. If I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.

5. Be bald like others.

6. I've been losing my hair recently, and I'm going bald.

7. my hair is falling, which makes my heart ache. I can't let people live if I grab it.

8. I lost a handful of hair after washing my hair, another one after blowing my hair, and another one after combing my hair. When did I lose my hair?

9.2. When I go home every day, I see my hair washed in the bathroom in the morning, and my eyes are full of tears.

1. On a normal day, because the hair is long, the washed hair looks a lot, so I went to cut my ear's short hair, and then I washed my hair and found that there really seemed to be a lot less hair.

11. There is a girl who often stays up late. She looks like an elder brother when she wears a ponytail.

12. Every time I tidy up the lost hair on the bed, I am amazed at the amount of my hair, and how many hairs are taken away.

13. People write code and lose their hair. My hair explodes after work every day.

15. Autumn has come, the leaves are yellow, and it's the season of hair loss.

16. It's so stressful that I lose my hair. I wish I had never been in this world and didn't ask you to give birth to me.

17. I really want to touch your hair, but you are bald.

18. Mom's silent remark about whether she has lost weight again suddenly makes me deeply moved. Well, I still want to say to myself, Come on!

19. I am young, but my hair is gone.

2. Where there is a woman, there is hair everywhere. A woman is a walking hair loss machine. I can lose my hair so much that I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

22. I've got into the habit of losing my hair and getting up from four to five. I'm fine, come on.

23. A big sign of getting old: not only my hair is lost, but my eyelashes can't help falling out.

24.15. Thank goodness that you can lose a lot of hair every day and still have a huge amount of hair at one end.

25. When you grow up, you will gradually find that it is really important to go to bed on time every day. Money is really hard to earn, and your hair will really fall out.

26. Autumn is really a season of hair loss.

27. I want to eat valium, sleep, stay up late, and lose my hair. Why am I still so excited now, Duke Zhou? Take me away quickly!

28. Don't you cry the loudest when you lose your hair?

29. Is it because other people are losing their hair in different seasons? My hair is falling, which makes my heart ache. I can't let people live if I grab it.

3. recently, I was under great pressure and lost a lot of hair, so I became a person with ordinary hair.

31. There is nothing wrong with it except a lot of hair loss.

32. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so does combing my hair. Fortunately, I really have a lot of hair, and I still lose a lot every day.

33. I'm extremely clever. I've never used a comb again.

34. Everyone is divorced, and I am very good. I lose my hair.

35. If I am unhappy, I will lose my hair. If I eat too much, I will gain weight.

36. In the wedding photos, my hair is almost bald and fat, so I have to sigh that time is a butcher knife.

37. Facing working late every day. I also have hair loss. Look at my brain door. The rising hairline. The appearance of 17. The height of 164. I also want to grow five centimeters and have the whole world.

38. I didn't expect to see Chinese medicine because I lost my hair before I was 3.

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4. I really haven't lost my hair since I didn't use a comb to comb my hair! Combs are poisonous, cherish hair and stay away from combs. Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight

Talk about the humorous mood of teasing yourself about gaining weight (Part 1)

1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth, too, so I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

2. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time of night.

3. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat, I mean I have gained weight again.

4. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and it's time for heating for four months!

5. People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

6. The epidemic will soon be over, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. This trend of gaining weight is not optimistic.

7. My face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I've never lost weight.

8. Xiao Da, who says that he is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

9. It's a good thing I ate myself fat before, or I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.

1. As the saying goes, you have to pay back sooner or later when you hang out. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will gain weight sooner or later.

11. Many people understand "be generous" as "be pregnant".

12. I'm still eating this thing at this hour. I may think I'm getting fat too slowly.

13. losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first is to eat, drink and be good!

14. I will slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little bit.

15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. You won't gain weight after a meal.

17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (Part II)

18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

19. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; if you are fat, everything is useless.

2. crying, my face is getting fatter and fatter, and my limbs are still too thin. is this the way to gain weight?

21. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

22. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid my weight is not allowed.

23. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those who are sitting on the sofa.

24. I don't know what possessed me, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored food. I really don't think I am fat enough.

25. I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

26. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

27. Losing weight in summer is my sister's only goal! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

28. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

29. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

3. people become fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's the top priority!

31. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. I can't see my feet with my head down ...

33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

34. You are fatter than me, and you are worthy of it. Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself gaining weight (Part 3)

35. In this era of personality, I would rather be fat and exquisite. Don't be thin and alike.

36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight.

37. Every fat person is a potential stock. You don't know how beautiful you are to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

39. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your dish? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

4. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

41. Being fat means being fat. It's all in vain to change your hair style.

42. You are short for life, but my weight is temporary.

43. I feel as fat as a pig, eating more and more, completely out of control, and eating whatever I want!

44. It's such a short distance that I can roll over it soon.

45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

46. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

47. At that time, when I took pictures, I always thought I was fat, and my waist was thick. Now I have developed feelings with this body fat.

48. Fat people are always updating their closets.

49. Fat women love to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants. They stand there like a mailbox.

5. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight". A circle of friends implies that you are single.

A circle of friends implies that you are single. No one likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

2. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

3. Alas:-(When will my iceberg be melted?

4. Valentine's Day suggests that you don't bask in gifts, you can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe there are the same models, and maybe there are explosions.

5. Don't ask me why I'm single. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

6. "Yo, why is Singles Day alone again?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you if half a person comes out."

7. Did you have a good Valentine's Day without a lover? Actually, I want to say that I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. Would you like to?

8. There is no gift for Valentine's Day this year, but only for boyfriends.

9. I don't know what day it is, but I only know that I am an ordinary little genius in love.

1. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

11. It's not the first time to spend Valentine's Day alone. It's a small matter.

12. Women should have backbone, either falling in love until marriage, or being arrogant and single.

13. the raiders have come out, and today's dog food is overturned! There's still plenty of time to grow bigger and stronger. Don't be corroded by the sour smell of love all over the world. Be a fragrant single dog.

14. We are: lonely souls, lonely philosophers, arrogant wanderers, and lonely wolves in Siberian snowfields.

15. Come here. I have a serious relationship and want to talk to you.

16. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the couples in the street, they are very much in love, and all kinds of flavors come to mind, you know?

17. Everyone else has a sweet love. I only have a bald head.

18. Someone asked me, how do you plan to spend this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

19. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

2. Every day is Valentine's Day. When people you don't love are together, every day is Valentine's Day, and it's just as lonely. A circle of friends implies that you are single. 21. Love is to finish this cup and then pour that one.

22. Can my brother be my friend? My mother drives a Lamborghini and my father drives a Rolls Royce. I'm kidding.

23. In fact, being single is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is not even a person you like.

24. When single sisters walk together, who holds hands first is the dog.

25. It's funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a body!

26. For the record, it's not that I don't fall in love. I'm unwanted.

27. Today's me =98% sour +2% single.

28. The single person who has finally finished the first half of the year has begun to leave the first half of the year.

29. It's good to be single. I don't care, I don't cry, I don't care, I don't fear leaving, I don't fear losing, I don't fear being cheated, I don't fear being romantic.

3. It doesn't matter if you don't have a date in summer, but you can't live without watermelons.

31. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made boyfriends.

32. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, just breathe.

33. Teach you one of the most effective ways to get rid of single dog, and be my wife.

34. Has your circle of friends started? Generally speaking, showing love is generally sentimental, with a few strong mooncake buyers in the middle.

35. reasons for being single so far: it is difficult for acquaintances to start, and it is difficult for strangers to talk.

36. I hope that when you are single, you will be more free and less lonely, and you can eat well and live with your heart, so that you can remain single and have the courage to love. I wish you an early divorce!

37. What if it rains outside? As long as the heart is clear, every minute is sunny.

38. If you don't like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

39. Today is Valentine's Day. Do you want to take the initiative to make a phone call or admit that I was wrong?

4. I have to take a lover out to play on Valentine's Day. Then, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I have to go out with two ghosts? Qq space humor says mood phrases

4. I like children, and I like the process of making children more!

41. I forgot the face of the person I promised to love all my life

42. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

43. When the text message arrives, let happiness hug you. When you are in trouble, give way, and your troubles sneak away. Happiness will always smile at you. Happy June 1st!

44. If you ask friends around you words, if ten people and nine people say they don't know them, then this is an opportunity. If ten people and nine people know them, it is an industry.

45. Love is as poor as the money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are like loans.