What humorous sentences are there to describe weight loss?

1, if I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

2, many years ago, you said take care, I haven't lost weight yet.

3, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: either thin or dead!

4. The summer of fat girls is "thinking about losing weight."

I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

7. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

8. How can a person control his life if he can't even control his weight?

9. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.