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Talking about the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time.

On the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time (I) 1. I'm still sleeping when the sun comes out. I'll see you in the underworld.

Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.

Your mother made you so beautiful, not to be spoiled, but to be spoiled.

4. I hope that the sensible idolize will not make things up for me.

Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

6. The less prepared you are, the deeper the injury will be; Where you think it's safe, the softer the trap is.

7. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

8. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

9. Stubby branches broken by strong winds are randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

10. If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

1 1. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.

12. I finally lived a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

13. Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

14. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.

15. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

16. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

17. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

18. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

19. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.

20. I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

2 1. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

Talking about the mood of entertaining oneself in leisure time (II) 22. Only when you don't expect anything can everything come as scheduled.

23. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.

24. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

25. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

26. If you think about your own mistakes, you will forget the mistakes of others.

27. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

28. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.

29. Be a sweet girl who can nest in your arms and pet the kind of coat you want to kiss ~

30. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

3 1. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking a selfie online?

32. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

33. From now on, please automatically form a group and roll out of my eyes.

34. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

After eating and drinking, I continued to lie down and read for a while. The more I read, the more uncomfortable I feel. The more I watch it, the more I can't sleep. I don't read books.

36. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, and I'm your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

37. You deserve all your pain. You can't take it personally.

38. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

40. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

4 1. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

Stay at home and entertain yourself on a hot day.

I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing channels.

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.

Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

5. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

I really want to make money into my hobby.

7. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

8. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

9. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

10. If you don't like my temper, you'd better find someone who will leak.

1 1. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.

12. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.

13. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

14. Do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?

15. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.

16. When we were young, we loved each other to death, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.

17. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

18. Now, now, let it be; Future, future heart, why bother.

19. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

20. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

2 1. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a lost gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is still as green as ever.

23. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

24. What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.

25. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.

26. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

27. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

28. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

29. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

You can only get used to people with a bad temper like me.

3 1. I'll take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

32. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life.

33. Be a sweet girl who can nest in your arms and pet the kind of coat you want to kiss ~

34. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.

35. The country is rich and the people are safe, the society is peaceful, and the citizens enjoy themselves and are there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

36. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

38. The best state is to see the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

39. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how awesome a man is, she is also afraid of crying.

40. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

4 1. Recently rounded up a lot, cute and gained a ton.

I have nothing to do, and I entertain myself at home on weekends.

Have nothing to do. Have fun at home on weekends (I) 1. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

4. The country is peaceful and peaceful, the society is peaceful, and the citizens visit the park to entertain themselves, which is very emotional. China flourished for a hundred years.

5. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.

6. Looking through my mobile phone for thousands of times, I looked out from my humble abode room, and the sunshine outside was quite bright, so I didn't add chaos by sticking to my position.

7. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.

It's nonsense to talk to someone you don't know. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

9. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

10. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After being busy for a while, you can move on to the next one.

1 1. I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

12. From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

13. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

14. If you don't mean it, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

15. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

16. The inner self is full and powerful, and I am very satisfied with myself. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

17. Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.

18. We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

19. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

20. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

2 1. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

22. Love and bread will exist, but don't forget to bring your brain.

23. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one section is longer than six.

24. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

25. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

Having nothing to do at leisure and having fun at home on weekends (Chapter II) 260,000 horses crossed Pingchuan and marched forward courageously. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

27. People who cheat you will say more than those who love you!

28. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

30. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.

3 1. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

32. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.

Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

34. The recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep and open your eyes to have you.

35. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

37. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

38. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

39. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

40. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

4 1. "After military training, you will no longer be single dog." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

42. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

43. When a friend's invitation is rejected, there will be a long time to raise the bottle.

44. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

46. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

47. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

48. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

49. Zhai, Zhai, students have classes online at home. The teacher writes on the blackboard on the screen, and the parents sit next to each other.

Life is very tired. Talk about the mood of entertaining yourself.

Life is very tired, and I have the mood of entertaining myself. Let's talk about the first one: 1. "Why do you always fail the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the class next door?" "Get out of here.

The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside for a long time.

I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

In today's society, everyone has to queue up to cut in line.

Drinking alcohol three times a day often affects sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

6. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

7. Naive new heights, self-pleasure, impermanence in life, live every day well and be happy. I hope someone will love you as always, love you deeply and never be disappointed.

8. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

9. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

10. "Say, what can you do besides eating?" "You will be hungry."

1 1. If you adjust your diet, you can live a long and healthy life, knowing how to enjoy it is better than eating a panacea.

12. Watermelon vines lead to wild slopes, while wax gourd vines grow in barren land. Self-sufficient small farmers enjoy themselves. Watch the morning steam, with a few strokes of the evening boat. Blue waves swim fish and white stone paintings, and the blue sky flies. The rocks are thin and the bamboo is cool, and the white lotus of the old locust tree is charming in the moonlight.

13. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

14. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.

15. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

16. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you will have less time to love the person you like.

17. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

18. Others can't hurt you unless you have suppuration.

19. I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to make a comeback.

20. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking selfies online?

2 1. looks are given by the previous generation, education is determined by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

22. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Stand up and say hello.

23. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook me all night.

25. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

26. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.

27. I lit a cigarette and took two puffs. Suddenly, someone told me that smoking is forbidden in public offices. I'm glad I moved bricks on the construction site.

28. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

29. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

30. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

3 1. Along the way, there will always be gains and losses, and there will always be disappointment. We always naively think that as long as we persist, there will be results, and as long as we persist, there will be hope.

We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

33. The country is peaceful, the people are safe and the society is peaceful. Citizens visit the park and enjoy themselves there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

34. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

35. Boys ignore you when playing LOL, not necessarily because they care about you, but also because they are waiting for resurrection.

36. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

37. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

39. The joys and sorrows of life, ups and downs, are all tied to the heart. If you have a good attitude, there is no hurdle. Take care of your mood, and you will have the whole life.

40. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

4 1. Long strip with countless fireworks. Look back with the light.

You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

43. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

44. A little red dust paints life, and the afterlife is silent. Flowers bloom and fall in the four seasons, and you are happy and sad!

45. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

46. People have no good and evil, and good and evil exist in their hearts.