Because of the hot weather, I sent 40 humorous words in my circle of friends.

Because of the hot weather, a humorous word from a circle of friends (I) 1. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot, I want to go back to Africa. "

It's so hot that buying a basket of eggs will turn you into a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

3. agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.

It's very hot in this weather, and it will take me an hour to calm my agitation when I come back from outside.

It's not raining, but hot water.

6. It's hot, and I'm a little unhappy.

7. It's really bombing. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10. What? Isn't it the hottest today? I'm melting, okay?

1 1. Smoothies, eat quickly, or it will get hot.

12. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

13. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

14. Now I find that "stay where you are" is not a curse, it is definitely.

15. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

16. Sitting and lying all day, never leaving a room.

17. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

18. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

19. dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

20. Driving on the road, you have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.

Because of the hot weather, humorous sentences in the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

22. What's the situation over there? I'm already familiar with them.

23. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.

24. It's hot, but I still wear a sweater.

25. Is Hou Yi there? Can you shoot the sun?

26. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.

27. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

28. Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

29. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

I really appreciate it． I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.

3 1. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!

I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.

33. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

35. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

36. The tall branches stopped and the low grass flowers fell asleep. Cats and dogs are breathing behind the wall, and birds and trees are spinning at the bottom. Good at walking and sitting day by day, sleepy and annoying all night. Suspected into the old gentleman's furnace, it seems to be near the flaming mountain.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

38. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.

39. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).

40. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

40 classic humorous sentences about hot weather in summer

Classic humorous sentences about hot weather in summer (I) 1. Some aunt: it's so hot: I bought a basket of eggs and went home to become a chicken!

2. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

4. It's really bombing. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.

5. Go out with a good bangs and turn it into a barcode.

6. Smoothies, eat quickly, or it will get hot.

7. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.

It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner. I have to make a reservation in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.

9. Walking in the street, do you all feel sunburned?

10. The stone tables and chairs in the park were burnt by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was burnt, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.

1 1. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.

12. I received a mobile phone message as soon as I got to work, reminding me that it is hot today and I should pay attention to heatstroke prevention.

13. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

14. "Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! I asked the emperor to keep my servants in a cold palace. I can't take it anymore. It's too hot! "

15. The weather is so sultry that I can't breathe.

16. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

17. After lunch, it's too hot for me to stay, so I'm going to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

18. There is a steamer above and charcoal below. Without a lid, you are selling; You don't need to make dough, you are an egg yolk pie.

19. Chongqing is good. Every day, we steam Sangla for free. Steam in other places is just refreshing. We are steaming!

20. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

Classic humorous sentences about hot weather in summer (part two) 2 1. I bought eggs in the supermarket and took them home to cook.

After these days of high temperature, I became invisible in the dark and didn't show my teeth.

23. The road was scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke was stepping down.

24. Take a bag of paper, nine to wipe the sweat and one to wipe the shit.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately requested last month has finally come true!

26. Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

27. Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.

29. On such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

3 1. Beware of fire, fidgety and stay away from strangers!

32. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~

33. Another person died today. His name is hot.

34. My Kouga burned my mouth.

This hot weather reminds me of that summer.

36. Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

37. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

38. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

39. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

40. Sit and lie all day without leaving a room.

Humorous sentences of friends circle in hot weather and power failure

1. Is there an overbearing president? I heard that it will automatically lower the ambient temperature.

2. The weather is dry, be careful when making a fire, and be agitated. Strangers should not be close!

Stepping on the newly painted yellow line left a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on a candied silk that has been sunburned on a hot day.

4. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

At this moment, I found that "stay where you are" is not a swear word, it is definitely the most sincere care and the deepest love.

6. It's so hot that buying a basket of eggs will turn you into a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

7. The hot sweat from sleeping soaked my heart.

8. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

10. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.

1 1. Dear air conditioner, it will be sunny if it is safe. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

12.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?

13. It's hot, and it's the season of expansion with heat and contraction with cold. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.

14. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the balance of the bank card in the mirror, you can also look at your sweetheart's QQ invisibility while holding your stomach. Is your heart cold at the moment?

15. Wash your face, comb your hair and apply some rouge and powder.

16. After lunch, it's too hot for me to stay, so I'm going to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

17. Ye Si Iraqis, insomnia?

18. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.

19. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.

20. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and pimples have grown on my face. ...

The humorous circle of friends of the sentence 2 2 1 The circle of friends is equipped with air conditioning, which is hot. If you have nothing to do, you can visit the circle of friends more.

22. Is Hou Yi there? Can you shoot the sun?

23. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

24. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

25. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

26. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~

27. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

28. It's really bombing. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.

29. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

30. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.

3 1. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

It's too hot for me to sleep. I got up and turned on the air conditioner. As a result, the remote control died. What can I say if I can't find the battery in my closet? Beauty's life is thin.

33. Hiding in an air-conditioned room, I don't want to come out, for fear that I will become a Brazilian barbecue.

On such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.

You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

36. All those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

38. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.

39. Take a bag of paper, nine sheets to wipe the sweat, and one sheet to wipe the excrement when defecating in the toilet.

40. It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlords and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

202 1 send a circle of friends. Talking about hot weather. Talk about interesting sentences.

1. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

It's too hot to stop!

The weather is hot and annoying, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will feel annoyed.

4. Who can't take part in accidental amusement? Who can't pretend to be pure and B? You treat me like a bully.

It's not a broken wing if it continues to be so hot, the wings have melted!

6. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

7. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

9. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

10. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

1 1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

12. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

13. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

14. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

15. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

16. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

17. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

18. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

19. If it gets so hot, it won't break and its wings have melted; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

20. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

2 1. The hot summer is unbearable. I'll teach you a strange secret to relieve summer heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you have heatstroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting summer heat with summer heat.

22. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

23. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

25. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

26. When a friend has an operation, the doctor asks whether it is general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. The friend replied that it should be slightly spicy.