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Hello, I am 500. Are you 250?

1, are you sure I can't bear to leave the unscrupulous harm-

Your name is like a spell. It hurts every time you say it.

I agree not to be emotional, but I moved my heart.

4, who knows what you want to say and stop, who knows that you laugh without saying a word.

5, only blame yourself for loving too much, really loving too much, and in the end it's just an empty joy.

6. Where there is a will, there is a way; where there is no will, it is extremely difficult.

7. Sorry, I didn't miss you. Because I dare not miss you, because when you start thinking about you, you will miss you endlessly.

Don't take my words casually if you can't fathom my temper.

9. If I didn't care, how could I have so many emotions?

10, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

1 1, the love of junior high school students, go home together; High school students fall in love and eat together; College students fall in love and sleep together; Fall in love after marriage, go home to eat and sleep together.

12, if someone can make you forget the past, then that person is your future.

13, if what you gave me was also given to others, then I would rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

14, the real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

15, complex things should be done simply. Do simple things seriously. Serious things should be repeated. Repeat things creatively.

16, the pain of the wound is no worse than the pain of betrayal, and the tears are no worse than the indifference you give.

Who are you when all your enthusiasm is exhausted?

1, the depth of humanity is not half that of lovesickness. The sea is still limited, and acacia is boundless.

2, lean on the bar alone, stay cold and thin. The heart remains the same, tears are on the sleeves. Do you know Iraq in the distance?

You gave birth to me before I was born. I was old when I gave birth to you. I hate being born at the same time and being with you every day.

4, I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

5. I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever!

6. You took the misty rain of the Tang Dynasty and the memory of the Song Dynasty through the whole rainy season. I once dreamed of going back to my hometown and getting together. Finally, it was just a faint parting.

7. I am here with you, and you must remember me no matter whether the road is good or not.

8. Who are you when all your enthusiasm is exhausted?

9. After walking through the scenery, you will mistakenly think that you are still around.

10. Feelings are not wishful thinking. Why should I say more if you don't talk?

1 1, sitting alone by the window, quietly listening to the wind blowing the trees, is a leisurely calm; In the hustle and bustle, I resolutely sat still. In the face of the hustle and bustle, you fought for it, and I was weak, but I only praised it with a gourd ladle, which was a kind of indifferent calmness; Condescending, overlooking the world as usual, such as passing clouds, is a calm and calm; In the face of setbacks, as always, unswervingly moving towards the goal is a tough and calm.

12, between the waves, the courtyard is still deep, loneliness is finally ownerless, loneliness is hesitant, the flower mud is ground to dust, and the fragrance is still lingering. At the end of the moss path, there is a lonely moon, and it is difficult to hold the brocade book. How can you be young? After several pauses, I realized when the butterfly was alone in the middle of the night.

16, I want your mobile phone mailbox to be filled with information I love, just like your heart!

17, watching the flowers bloom in front of the court, not surprised by honor or disgrace; Look up at the sky, there are clouds, no intention to stay!

18, the moon melts in the pear flower garden, and there is a faint wind in the catkin pool.

19, with memories, life can be rich and years can be poetic. Indulge in memories, youth is inevitably pale, and men's hearts are also sad.

20. Maybe the mountain will really have no edges and corners; Maybe there will be rain and snow in June; Maybe heaven and earth can really be combined into one; But I don't have you. What's the value to me? Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Once inseparable mountain alliance; Now, everything is settled. The scenery in the sky is silent and the ground is stormy. Your life and mine are beginning to move towards the disjoint horizon. Who, so cruel, turned a beautiful oath into today's mutual resentment?

2 1, we only consider that being apart is good for each other, and never think about how good it is for two people if we are together. This sentence is most suitable for people who are struggling. The whole world misses every day, and the whole world meets every day, if I can give you all my luck. Then you will meet such a person, and all the stumbling along the way is to appreciate all the beauty of this world together.

22. I have expectations, I am moved, and I forget the beautiful gesture when the tears are actually released.

23. My love for you never stopped, but I didn't let others know.

Many times, we are unhappy, not because of loneliness, but because we are too weak and unwilling to give up.

25. When you have determined your principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, and learn to be yourself.

26. Can you protect Russia's fragility with your concern?

27. There are more and more casual acquaintances, and old friends are getting farther and farther away.

28. You avoid me with silence, so I will help you without contacting you.

29. You are so drunk that you say it doesn't matter, but it's hard to love anyone anymore.

30. Not loving is a lifelong regret, while loving is a lifelong hardship.

Will you be happy without me? Is it silly to leave me, right or wrong?

Someone once told me that even if there are 100 thousand people in the world who love me, she is one of them. There are only 100 people who love me, and she is one of them. There is only one person who loves me, and that is herself. Unless she dies, she thinks she is the happiest person at that moment. But you never know that she is alive and well now, but I am not the one who loves her, but I will still wish her a happy life every day for the rest of her life. It doesn't matter. I also believe that I can live without her.

There will always be some soft love that will find you through chaos and make you feel the happiness of being loved in this world.

Life is like this. That woman opened a window in my heart, but I can never close it.

In fact, I am mean, not good at comforting words, not sociable and silent. Often alienated, lonely and persistent, he is naturally indifferent, and he is no more than others. . .

I thought I would give up many things, and then I wondered why those habits were my own.

No one's heart has ever been sour, but after all, life goes on.

If so, don't disturb my pace. You are good, and I am not bad!

Anything worth having is worth waiting for, even a moth to a fire!

I went to see my ex-boyfriend's grandmother today, and suddenly I found it was still that kind. I am very grateful, thank you for meeting, thank you for all the love, but the best tacit understanding between us is to stop contacting, thank you for meeting, and live up to meeting.

From the moment we met, our hearts were connected, and then we were together, which has always been the sweetest memory in my heart. Although we broke up inexplicably in the end, you will always be the softest place in my heart, and I dare not touch or uncover it!

Not everything is a person's business, and two people are mutual. You never care, and you don't understand why others should be considerate of you.

I really feel that what I can't get is always longing, but maybe what I got at that time may not be good now. People are like this, infinite greed and want. Don't dwell on the past, what I have now is the best!

Sometimes women dress themselves not to please others, but for their own confidence.

A woman must have these four things: self-confidence on her face, kindness in her heart and backbone in her blood. A strong life is engraved in her life for so long, she wants to live at home high! The number that belongs to women is not age but story! !

Be a woman who pleases herself for the rest of her life.

As a woman, we must remember the following three points: 1. Look at your face, don't wait for men to be unwilling to look at it before maintaining it; 2. Look at the scale, don't wait for a fat man to slim down; Look at the balance, don't wait for men not to give you money before you know how to make money. Women must study both inside and outside, be independent and confident, and live exquisitely!

Life is not long, but 30,000 days and nights. As a woman, please pay more attention to yourself. Take every meal, every sleep and every party seriously; Carefully select every dress, every pair of shoes and every lipstick, and then match them well; Before going out, put on an elegant makeup and wear a confident smile on your face to make yourself happy every day. Finding your interest in plain work and life may be the best appearance of life.

Everyone has a love of beauty, and a self-disciplined woman is the most beautiful. No matter what age, women should have a sense of ceremony, which I have always done.

A woman must be exquisite and elegant after marriage. After cleaning, put a bunch of flowers in the vase, make a cup of fragrant green tea and sit on the sofa. The mood will be different. Don't be rich or expensive. Try to be good to yourself within your ability.

About the emotional story of WeChat, when I cherish you, are you eating shit?

1, even if there is a quarrel, he will take the initiative to apologize and ask for forgiveness; And some people don't even bother to argue with you because you don't think it's necessary.

I can't forget that the person who really helped me in the past, though out of my sight, will never leave my thoughts.

I always believe that people's hearts can win people's hearts, and tolerance can win gratitude.

4. It's like saying put it down. I can't let go, and I don't know what I'm insisting on.

5. I suddenly feel that my life is so confused, I don't know what I really want, and I don't know what the meaning of my existence is. Many things are not what I want, but I still have to go on step by step.

6. Take good care of yourself and love yourself when no one is looking after you. Everything else is just floating clouds! Don't be angry with unimportant people, and don't lose sleep over unworthy things.

7. Don't be angry with unimportant people, and don't lose sleep over unworthy things. Live up to your bed when you sleep, and live up to the scenery when you play.

I don't know what love is. I only know the heartache that I can't see when I miss someone.

9. Life after leaving can be as you expected, which is why I smile!

10, if you want to live an ordinary life, you will encounter ordinary setbacks. If you want the best life, you will inevitably encounter the strongest harm. The world is fair. If you want the best, it will definitely hurt you the most.

1 1. When I cherish you, are you eating shit?

12, feelings, pay and return may not be directly proportional. However, although I am not bored, I feel really good in my heart.

13, women can't give up running their own business because of marriage! Being beautiful is the best gift for yourself, and being kind to women is king!

14, love yourself more, life is not saved, but created wonderfully.

15, age is only a record of years, and self-confidence is a beautiful thing from the heart.

16, you must start taking good care of yourself, so that your smile can be more charming.

17, women should always be beautiful, and if they are betrayed one day, they will be more emboldened.

18, be independent, and let yourself have the right to love and be loved.

19. Love is the best self, because I like looking in the mirror.

20. You are the one who deserves your love the most. Please keep the best things for yourself or your parents!