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A baby daily newspaper adopted by a second-born mother: Where did the woman who gave birth lose?
For many mothers, the last piece of pure land in the whole family can satisfy their desire to live for half a day, and only the bathroom is available. Because as soon as I stepped into the bathroom, it seemed that all my troubles were shut out.
No matter how they toss, there is a husband anyway, and how his husband growls outside, mothers can catch their breath in the bathroom, secretly be lazy, play with their mobile phones and brush their circle of friends. Hehe, after all, mothers are not squatting in the toilet, but free. After becoming a mother, especially a mother of two children, she has no personal time at all. You should take it with you everywhere, even if you cook a meal, you can't do without it. Eating and drinking Lazar all day, endless diapers, endless clothes, anyway, mom does all the dirty work.
Worst of all, I have never had a good sleep. Sleeping until you wake up naturally is just a dream. A survey shows that there are two kinds of mothers in the world, one is sleep-deprived, and the other is very sleep-deprived. The second-born mother can be said to be the best of the latter. She can only sleep four hours a day and wake up countless times a night. The life of being a mother is very hard. Do you want to breast-feed, check whether the child has kicked the quilt, shit or change her diaper? For example, if you ask him to help your child find a dress, it is not the right size, or it is not suitable for the season, you pick up the cupboard.
If the child falls asleep, mothers will wash the piled clothes and mop the floor after the child falls asleep. After all this work was done, the child woke up before his butt was next to the sofa. How filial do you think this is? I don't want to sit down and have a rest and enjoy myself. The second child has no good life!
At ordinary times, as long as the two children don't push and shove, fight, fight or rob, they will be grateful. After all, when the two children cried together, when my mother thought about why I wanted children, I really wanted to put the children back in my stomach.
Therefore, the second-born mother usually doesn't even have time to dress up and tidy herself up. She's going out for a walk. You have to take her children, milk powder, bottles and diapers. This is shopping, just like moving. I can only watch myself become a yellow-faced woman and rarely want to do what I like. Two children are still clinging to you. This is really the happiest and sweetest torture in the world. There is a saying that if you have a second child, you will regret it for three years, and if you don't have a second child, you will regret it for a lifetime. Watching children grow up day by day, the cute appearance makes you feel that this is also happy.
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