A humorous and homophonic story to persuade friends not to be unhappy

Part 1 of a humorous homophone story to persuade friends not to be unhappy

1. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

2.m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

3. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

4. I asked my mother why the flames of the candle couldn't stop. For a while? My mother said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.

5. The little neighbor was singing KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder. Eat. I ordered a grilled oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that it was an oyster without ingredients.

6. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? Because the store will be closed at night

7. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: "It's not round, it's not round, you don't forgive me." Ah.

8. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

9. One day, Little Bear bought an ice cream. The sun was so hot that the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. Little Bear said: "It looks like mud, like mud." "Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

10. If you don't even kiss me, why would you kiss me and burn your mouth?

11. "I have a surprise work. ""What? "Digging lotus roots." ”

12. Look, look at the moon today. It’s not pretty at all. It’s not round or bright. Yes, I don’t forgive you.

13. You said girls with apple-shaped muscles laugh. It looks very natural, but do girls with Android phones have a stuck smile?

14. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" " Crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am Crab! "

15. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

16. When I wear Gucci, my tears are always para para dior.

17. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish?

18. From now on, my mascot will be you, Crab - because you are rich (Pliers! )

19. If you want pumpkin and almond dew, you don’t want melon or apricot. You don’t want dew, but Nanren.

20. Once upon a time, there was a little duck, and it was called a mud duck. , a duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck. A humorous homophone short story to persuade friends not to be unhappy. Part 2

21. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding horses together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu. Said: "Quickly rein in your horse" Zhang Fei said: "I am happy" Guan Yu said: "Quickly rein in your horse"

22. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child. Cheese, it turns out, is like eating cheese from a child.

23. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him. He covered his wound and sat down on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife, but he drew the knife. He returned, knelt down on the ground, and murmured to himself in pain: "She is already gone... Even if you let me rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said to him hoarsely: "A bucket of paste...can post many missing person notices..."

24. One day the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that he was tired of the elephant. , I’m tired of it, did you hear me? I miss you.

25. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.

26. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

27. You stayed up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

28. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

29. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

30. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

31. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

32. Why do I always want to eat when I'm in a bad mood? It's because I feel so sad.

33. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

34. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond juice, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

35. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

36. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

37. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is the best at singing snake songs."

38. Sparrow Mother Smell the little sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to have today?" The little sparrow: "Chirp, chirp~"

39. A spider asked a caterpillar a question, but the caterpillar told it twice and the spider still didn't understand. , and then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly: "I am a spider."

40. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily. out, so Xiao Ming’s family has no door. The third humorous homophone story to persuade friends not to be unhappy

41. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

42. When I think about him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.

43. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

44. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear that? It’s always been there.

45. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!

46. If you don’t even care about me, why are you taking care of it, a barber shop?

47. The little duck asked the mother duck: “Mom, what is this between our toes? "The mother duck said: "Web" the duck covered her face and burst into tears: "If you don't want to say it, why don't you say it? Why are you laughing at others?"

48. If you don't even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian? .

49. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

50. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

51. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

52. The little bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of the fruit tree every day. Until autumn, the fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No results, no results."

53. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

54. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out I have sexy oil.

55. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and then eat them, but I felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

56. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

57. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

58. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

59. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

60. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Still short. Did you hear it? Still love. Sharing of hilarious homophonic memes that specialize in treating all kinds of unhappiness

Hilarious homophonic memes that specialize in curing all kinds of unhappiness (Part 1)

1. The male shark stunned the female shark and After taking two photos, when he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the fainting shark with her."

2. I told the wind that it was blowing to the west. Fengfeng pouted and said, "You are just like a watermelon."

3. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really a waste of love

4. I understand something The truth is, if you are ugly, you should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but it turns out they were praising me for being beautiful.

5. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

6. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

7. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!

8. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

9. Xia and Clam both got 100 points in the exam. The teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied. Xia said, "I copied Clam's." The teacher said, "What's your best?"

10. If you have a mobile phone With a large memory, you can store a lot of self-fear, and then know your own changes: there are confidants in the sea.

11. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.

12. You didn’t stay up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

13. I went to buy oysters and on the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters like mud.

14. I want a cup of pumpkin almond syrup, not apricots. Don’t want melon, don’t want dew, want Nanren.

15. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging lotus root"

16. I seem to have gained weight. If it's okay, I'll help you lose weight. Let's quit eating meat.

17. When I was seventeen, I grabbed a Cicada, I thought I captured the whole summer, cicada: I can’t say I love it, I just like it a little bit!

18. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little juice?

19. Why does a person hate sitting when he gets more food?

20. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is like the crab boiling the dragon. Hilarious homophonic jokes designed to cure all kinds of unhappiness (Part 2)

21. “What book did you buy? ""programming.

""c or java""Shen Congwen"

22. You stayed up all night, so why did you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?

23. I can't play basketball today. Why did Gao give up because he was deflated?

24. There was a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon was always not round. One little duck whispered: "It's not round, it's not bright, it's not round." Liang, did you hear that?

25. "Dad, dad, what does it mean to be eager to try?" ""This is where I bathe," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

26. "I may be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

27. Everyone It’s a hamburger. Why are you all so stupid? I’m the baby.

28. The weather is so cold, but my bed doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must lie beside you. , then I found out that it was called Nest Loves You

29. Do you know why the fox couldn’t stand up?

30. I ate a lot of peanuts. , the more I eat, the happier I am. I checked, and it turns out that it is a good thing.

31. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.

32. My friend. You keep trying to persuade me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Stop trying to persuade me. Go and persuade a rich man. I’m willing!

33. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

34. There was a power outage while I was eating. I took a few mouthfuls of rice and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala Lala" light?

35. The deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was anxious and wanted to cry, "I am not short, I am not short at all."

36. I just went out to buy oysters. When I walked out of the supermarket, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. When I came back and thought about it, it turned out that they were eating oysters.

37. I went to buy oysters and went home. On the way, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

38. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method. It's Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: The key can make milk, I want to learn from Li Bai

39. Once upon a time, there was a little duck, it was called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came up and said: OK. Short mud duck.

40. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang? Specializing in hilarious homophonic jokes that cure all kinds of unhappiness (Part 3)

41 .I went to an island today, called Buaiwojiura Island.

42. It’s normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

43. Dora A. The dream is about hygiene, so it has no neck, because the blue neck has mud.

44. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly, so the little bear said: You can't do it, Berry. You can't do it. Did you hear me? I can't do it without you.

45. I want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but nanren.

46. Today is 37. It was very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each had one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that?

47. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut. , it said: "Please pay attention to me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

48. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

49. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. It’s spicy for my birthday today.

50. If you don’t even make a date with me, then what are you going to make a date with? Is there a three-part rule?

51. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

52. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

53. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished fucking?

54. I’m a very easy person to get along with, and if I don’t get along, I’ll find the reasons myself.

55. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

56. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

57. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

58. One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?

59. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potatoes.

60. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette. If you are not happy, you must read the funny homophone sentences.

If you are not happy, you must read the funny sentences (Part 1)

1. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because It was he who discovered the New World.

2. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

3. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

4. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

5. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh, there is something on my pants that I can't wash off." "Oh, it seems like it was splashed with mud."

6. If Wang Zhiqian doesn't change it, I'll ask Cai Yuan to make amends. .

7. A little duck tried its best to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align no matter how hard it ran. It kept saying "Are they aligned?"

8. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".

9. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

10. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

11. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

12. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

13. I asked my mother, why can’t the candle flames stop for a while? Mom said it’s because he’s a spiritual boy.

14. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.

15. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no pliers.

16. There was a quail who was late for the dance, so everyone called him ~ Wan Quail

17. Eating steamed buns was too bland. , I wanted to add some condiments, and after adding them, I felt a burst of heartache. It turned out that what I added was really empty.

18. I know that the three kinds of berries, strawberries, and cranberries missed me. Which one do you like?

19. The light next to the bedroom at home was flickering. I called the maintenance technician. What was the problem? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too flickering." Live on the vine of love? ”

20. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

A must-read homophone sentence for those who are unhappy (Part 2)

21. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river, but after searching on Baidu, he actually crossed it.

22. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette.

23. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

24. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my foot, you are my baby.

25. It is said that when Ruda pulled a weeping willow upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers next to him closed up, so others called him "flower closed".

26. It is very hot today at 37 degrees. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each had one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

27. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

28. While studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

29. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.

30. One day I was playing the King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear that? Let it go.

31. "I might be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

32. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .

33. Once upon a time, one day, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It couldn't give it up.

34. What will Want Want Snow Cake become when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

35. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

36. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile very naturally. Do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?

37. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, no? Spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy, today is spicy for my birthday.

38. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

39. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

40. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing! Funny and provocative humorous jokes with homophones

Funny and provocative humorous jokes with homophones (Part 1)

1. There was a loaf of bread walking on the road. , I suddenly sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

2. I asked my mother, why can’t the candle flames stop for a while? Mom said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.

3. “That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is very natural.” “What you said is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile. "

4. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

5. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat inflammation" Throat: "Hi"

6. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I couldn't hold back my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk again. An hour has passed. Not finished yet?

7. Pumpkin, Purple Sweet Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? ? I only belong to you.

8. If you eat pudding in the summer, the mosquitoes will not bite.

9. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost.

The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe." ”

10. I said to the crow’s feet at the corner of my eyes: We have to play well.

11. One day the little duck confessed to the chick: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to, duck.

12. I accidentally hit the corner of the table and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out.

13. Actually, I wanted to give up Coca-Cola. It's very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, it's sour!

14. You know why the fox can't stand up? It's because he is cunning.

15. One day, the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?

16. Little ducks. While waiting in line to get their mother, a little duck tried to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't be aligned, so the little duck said anxiously, "It's not aligned with the duck, it's not aligned with the duck, I'm sorry"

17 ."I have an amazing job. ""What? "Digging lotus roots." ”

18. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

19. Stir-fry the chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge. ~

20. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little juice? Funny and provocative humorous jokes (Part 2)

21. Today I went to the zoo and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese.

22. I had to fill in my personal information when I entered the door, so I filled it in blindly, so my identity. It became a secret: "Fill it in blindly and sneak away, leaving a little secret"

23. I couldn't play basketball very well today because it was deflated. Why did I give up? /p>

24. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the love of Zhang Yide in history, how much Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked it.

25. He was afraid of the dark and obtained the night avoidance certificate. .

26.a: What did you eat today? b: Didn’t eat duck. b: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

27. I got 100 points on shrimp and clams at the same time, teacher. Asked Xia whose copy you copied, Xia said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What's your best?" "

28. You don't even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?

29. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night, and I said, "Stomach, can you please calm down." "Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"

30. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberries grew so slowly. The pig said to Strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

31. If you don't even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

32. Puff. It was squashed, and my mother said I couldn’t eat it. I asked why because it was flattened.

33. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and the two of them got into a fight. The police only found out after questioning. The Japanese said: "Pull out your tooth."

34. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covered his wound and slumped down on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife, but he withdrew the knife. Kneeling on the ground, he murmured painfully to himself: "She is already gone... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said to him hoarsely: "One day Buckets of paste...you can post a lot of missing person notices..."

35. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful ones sell air conditioners.

36. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

37. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

38. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

39. There was a little mouse who had stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it. Oh, it’s really a waste of love

40. It rained heavily today, my friend. Asked me if I wanted an umbrella, I said no umbrella, no umbrella, did you hear me? Don’t leave, don’t leave. Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (Part 3)

41. Fahai will never be a rapper because he will not forgive snakes.

42. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

43. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get along.

44. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

45. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

46. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. As a result, my family was unable to access the Internet.

47. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.

48. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging lotus roots"

49. "Dad, dad, what does it mean to be eager to try? ""This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

50. It’s 37 degrees today and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that we are finished.

51. “What book did you buy? ""programming. ""c or java" "Shen Congwen"

52. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

53. The child's chocolate melted and fell to the ground , the children said it looks like mud, it looks like mud, did you hear that? I miss you so much.

54. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. p>

55. Do you know why Beijingers don’t use homophones?

56. Today I went to an island called Buaiwojiula.

57. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

58. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

59. Everyone is a hamburger, so why are you all stupid?

60. Shiitake was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. He said: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Chengzi died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .