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The hottest spoken language

The hottest spoken language

The hottest spoken language. In real life, many people have their own pet phrases, and some hot opening remarks can make people laugh, so we can appreciate them better. Let's share with you the related contents of the hottest spoken language at present.

The most popular spoken language is 1 1. I am a vulgar person. Look at the mountains, the sea, and the flowers. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.

If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.

I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

I had a dream, in which you had long hair and we grew old together.

5, the front is the road, and the back is a reunion. How many things have happened, why bother?

6. Silence is a person's biggest cry. A smile is a person's greatest disguise.

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end. I don't blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

9. If you miss me, you will come back. I am free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I am free every day.

10, I admit that I have been to nightclubs, but I can't stand it once I get in. Without books, there is no ocean of knowledge. Those people are so rude that they seem to be hanging.

1 1, I think it's hard to meet a person, that is, someone who makes you feel moved, liked and quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.

12, there will always be people saying hello, and some people will say that you are not good, but as long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to cling to other people's judgments. Don't look into other people's eyes, don't please others blindly, it will only make you live very tired.

The most popular spoken language is 2 1. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

2. The sentence "Do you still love me?" The first time a woman kisses a man, the first time she is touched by a man, and the first time she sleeps with a man, she will ask each other several times. "Do you still love me?" Men usually ask each other several times when they try to kiss, touch and sleep with each other for the first time, which has reached a low point.

Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

4. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.

5. When a woman's company sends a thousand dollars, she will tell the man that she sent a thousand dollars and her friends that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

6. There is a ramen restaurant labeled "Northwest Flavor" in Chengdu. Students who have never drunk the northwest wind can try it.

7. Legend has it that there is a kind of food that can make people feel refreshed and sweaty! That's right! This is mala Tang!

8. The so-called mortgage means that the ZF developer bank pushes the buyers to the ground together and exposes your skin layer by layer!

9. Carrefour pirates! ! ! Tian Jiagang's works

10, the public security bureau received a phone call from the masses, saying that there were two big bombs under the overpass. People's police and bomb squad went to the scene and found a red bag under the bridge. Experts and the people's police carefully opened the bag, which contained several layers of newspaper parcels. The people-police opened it layer by layer, and finally found that it was really two-big-bombs. A pair of kings! !

1 1, eating a ladle is white, it is white, hey! It's handsome to eat rattan vegetables for free, alas! Very handsome.

12, ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

13, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry!

14, I am Jesus, his son, Coconut!

15, gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.

16. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.

17, lovers are animals, and beloved people are plants. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.

18, with her own house, unmarried women seem to be a few years younger out of thin air, and have the patience to choose a lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.

19, I am ugly, but I am gentle-today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan's version together: I am not perfect, but I am true; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

20. Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this.

2 1, I took a lot of photos when I was a child and put them in the living room for others to see; I didn't know that the photo was taken for myself until I was old. The thick lens of life is in front of us, and even writing memoirs is omitted.

22. When I was a child, I was very happy when I thought eating 20 buns at a time was my ideal life. After my monthly income exceeded 5000, I still feel unhappy. When nothing is lacking in career, love, family and money, people often lack one thing-hunger. The desire to keep the bottom line is happy.

23. Because of you, there are sea monsters in Qingdao waters!

24. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

25. You look infertile!

26. Are you Peisi Chen's partner and Zhu Shimao's sister Zhu Bajie?

27. I am very happy. I've had enough 1.50, and finally I can surf the Internet again!

28. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund if you receive it.

29. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka is full!

30. Anyone who kisses madly in front of the teaching building of the study room in the canteen can't afford a room! ! !

3 1, a female student who just finished her internship in a Japanese company came back and said with emotion, "No matter how high-end meetings are held, no matter how high-end people are present, those people are polite to meet you on the stage, but someone always touches your thigh under the stage!"

32. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is still quite crab-I am impotent and she is indifferent. ...

33. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed! There are a lot of inexplicable elements in the girl students, and her thighs are still exposed. The girls in our institute of technology wear coats and trousers, and the two of them wrap themselves tightly!

34, coax women like hanging Q, at least two hours a day, after reaching a certain number of days, it will be fine. ...

35. If you give a girl a safe environment, she will let you bleed to death!

36. My friend's wife is called "Rong Rong", and he is really happy ~ and my favorite in my heart is "a mountain neck" ...

37.PPMM is a fleeting cloud, and only the warm right hand will never change. ...

38. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

You are so forgetful, bitch.

40. Sometimes the wind blows the skirt. One monk says the wind moves, and another monk says the skirt moves. I say: It's not the wind, it's the skirt, and the color warms the heart!

4 1. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette lighter and shameless charm when smoking! ]

42. It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle. ...

43. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.

44. I put 10 thousand vows in the machine gun and then shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it climbed the wrong wall. ...

46, the child is dead, you come to milk!

47. The current tutor is not called a tutor or a boss, but a research contract worker!

48. If you are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

49. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa. ...

50, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

5 1, mother said: people had better not miss two things. The last bus home, and the people who love you deeply. I want to take the last bus to meet someone who loves me.

52. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

53. Love as if you have never been hurt; Sing as if no one is listening; Dance as if no one is watching; Work as if you were not paid; Live as if today is the end of the world.

54. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?

55, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

56. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

57. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

58. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

59. People who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say that it doesn't work.

60. If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you will find Kim Il Sung, if you find your father.

6 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

62. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

63. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

64. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime …

65. A sphere is also a figure!

66. The wife is a TV, the lover is a mobile phone, watching TV at home and taking a mobile phone when going out; Selling TV in bankruptcy and making a fortune with mobile phones; Watch TV occasionally and play mobile phone all day; Fixed TV, mobile phone; The channel is free and the mobile phone charges. Men want to watch TV on their mobile phones.

67. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

68. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

69. An unmarried woman lamented: Why are mature men and good men husbands, and no unmarried man has a decent one? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

70. Men think it's flirting, while women think it's affection.

7 1, many people say that you walk more bridges than you do, eat more salt than you do, and fart a lot today, so the sentence "I fart, your shit has weight" arises spontaneously.

72. After reporting to school, I went to the dormitory and couldn't wait to turn on the computer. As a result, before the school opened the network cable, I thought of solving the historical problem left over from last semester-dirty clothes and socks.

73. If they are driving slowly to that place, she and I are getting farther and farther away from it in the opposite direction.

74. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" It's really hard.

75. Shanglian: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can all vote! Downward: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory building, building can jump! Horizontal approval: unprecedented

76. Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister! Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother! Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

77. If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

The hottest spoken language 3 the hottest and most popular classic quotations

1, people are bound to lose things when they are alive, and these are often accompanied by pain.

2. If, I say if, I leave, will you come to me in tears and desperate?

3, the mouth should be sweet, the heart should be ruthless, and people should be absolutely stable.

4, the fishing boat is lonely, the wind is biting, and the cold is not as good as your words.

You know, the saddest weather is actually the clear sky in Wan Li.

6. Everyone has unspeakable sufferings, and everyone has made mistakes that he regrets. Happy people are similar, but unhappy people are different.

7. Your shadow is always shaking in front of my eyes. How naughty it is, it never lets me rest. From the moment I opened my eyes to the moment I fell asleep with your name on my pillow, your shadow was always with me.

8. Love lost too fast and was caught off guard by backup.

9. I have been abnormal since I met you.

10. Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even if it breaks your heart, forget it with a smile and start the next journey.

1 1. Sometimes you can't let go of some people, not because people and things are irreplaceable, but because you spend time and energy on them, they become important.

12, the millions of people I met later were not as good as the one I met for the first time.

13, no one ever told me you could do it. Nobody loves me. Everyone treats me like a friend, but few people love me.

14, I accidentally met you, knowing you is an act of god, missing you is a family, I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and I am single-minded when I see you. If one day we have a refund, at least we will have memories!

15. If you don't succeed, please believe that God has other plans.

16, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. If I know this, why should I know it?

17, notice for finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

18, the best state is to be worthy of life, yourself and you in my heart.

19, losing is not necessarily having again, and turning around is not necessarily the weakest.

20. It is yours, and it will always be yours. Not yours. No matter how you earn or rob, it won't belong to you. Sometimes there is a need in life, and there is no need to force it in life.

2 1, my world is so simple and clear.

22, beware of broad, ethereal, empty, like an empty cup, can be quiet and quiet.

I don't want anyone's. By the way, I hope someone will stay here with me.

24. There is a way to do something; Burn one's bridges, 102 Qin Guan will end in Chu; Hard work pays off; Another 3,000 pieces of armor can swallow Wu.

25. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.

26. Because banyan trees are rooted in deep soil, the shade of life will grow longer and more lush. Barnyardgrass enjoys the same treatment as seedlings, but it does not produce ears of grain.

27. The shortest part of the barrel determines its capacity; The weakest link in the chain determines its strength; A person's greatest weakness determines his success. Improve yourself, make your dreams no longer illusory, and make the future full of hope.

28. When you know that your face is the least important thing, you really grow up!

29. Friends are not far away, as long as they are in their hearts; There is no meeting in the morning and evening, as long as you have the heart. Good friend, always with you; True friendship always shares joys and sorrows.

30. Many things can only be seen clearly when the distance is getting farther and farther.

3 1, it is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain!

32. Love can make you forget yourself or make you wish you were dead.

You can make me sad, but don't make me give up!

34. Seriously, sometimes God tells you to end a relationship. Not to confiscate your happiness, but to let you go, because even God loves you dearly and feels unworthy.

We always think that life owes us a "satisfaction", but in fact we owe life an "effort".

36. Success is an idea, an idea, a habit and a mentality.

37. True love is not about giving everything, but making yourself a better person. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

38. If you want to know the quality of a man, look at his friends first.

39. People who truly understand life will never fill the present with the past. No matter what happened in the past, I believe that the best has not yet arrived, and people should look forward.

40. The real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.

4 1, the lamp of the earth is unique and irreplaceable. In fact, everyone will have such a lamp in their hearts. Whether it is a hot day or a dark night, it will continue to shine silvery white and shine on our discrete future.

Remember, people who like you are willing to listen to your nonsense, and people who don't like you will think it is nonsense even if you say something serious.

43. If you are really willing to work hard, the worst result in life will only be a late bloomer.

44. The ending is different from what you imagined. It's life, just like what you imagined, it's a fairy tale.

45. I thought I would live this life as simply as others, but your appearance has made our world full of brilliance, bright and dazzling, and people like it very much.

46. All your troubles and anxieties should be shouldered by yourself.

47, out of the water, the man who broke his heart, regretted the persistence of his life, regretted the cruelty of others, the man's heart was hurt, and the man's bitterness was helpless, only to know that life is impermanent, but love is dying, and his heart's preparedness is concerned about how much, just oversensitive.

48. Some things last a lifetime.

49. Cherish the fate, let go when you have no chance, accept your fate and leave me.

50. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

5 1, the dim light passes through the loneliness in the dark, thinking of you and me again and again.

52. Look who let go of their feelings and who got away with it.

53. May you be kind to your young skin and have an interesting and timeless soul. May you live in the present, even if you are stuck in the mire, you can live a lifetime of innocence and pride.

54. Don't stand on the moral high ground and criticize others. Say something you shouldn't say. What I like and how I live are none of your business.

55. Like is different from love. Like is swaying, and you can enjoy yourself without others' response. Love is a seesaw, you need someone to sit opposite you and interact with you, close to your inner feelings.

56. Love is the unity of ideal and the fusion of will.

57. Some people say that sisters are sweet, but in fact they are hypocritical.

58. I just want to look at you, but it is still so beautiful, like a flower. Life is like rotten noodles. It is so boring.

59. The bravest thing I have ever done is to walk through the crowd, come to your side, hold your hand and walk through a long life.

60. Every time I talk to you, I am careful. I especially want you to like me more and more, but I am particularly afraid that if I am wrong, you will not like me before. I'm also afraid that if I like you too obviously, you'll get tired.

6 1. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way.

62. Reading or not is related to ability, but it is not absolute. People who have never been to school are not necessarily illiterate, and society is crazy.

63. porridge in the morning is always better than wine in the middle of the night. People who lie to you will always tell you more than those who love you.

Getting used to this thing is terrible, especially when you have to face change.

65. The human heart is a mental journey, and it is always difficult to find the end and hug.

66. Many people are like this. Only when things change will they know how to miss.

67. There is one more you in my world. Sometimes it's sunny, sometimes it rains. On a cloudy day, I will tell you that I love you more than a beautiful rainbow.

68. No one can go back in time. Look ahead, that's where your future lies.

69. In the days after we broke up, I thought a lot. There is a saying: "Love him makes him happy". If he will be happy, let him fly.

70. Fill your stomach, but fill your stomach with greed.

7 1. Gently push open the glass window in front of you, and you can see the expressway leading to the suburbs outside the city. The dim street lamps shine on the journey of passers-by. There are few stars in winter, but they are as gorgeous as life, but full of variables.

72. When I miss Qi Mei, my fingers are pale. It's a fleeting time, like water, spanning four seasons. You still look like a ship that didn't go home.

73. The public interest and human welfare can turn abominable work into valuable work, and only an enlightened person can know the enthusiasm needed to overcome difficulties.

74. Love is a truly precious wealth in life, never too little or too much. I persistently keep the highest love for you, because I know that it is the most beautiful possession in my life. For you, I sincerely loved, hated, laughed and cried, and learned to give without reservation.

75. What kind of existence do you have? The sky is full of sunshine, and the roses at your feet are shy. The milky fog rises, so I have morning dew in my eyes and peach blossoms in March on my cheeks.

76. What I don't like about life is that it always makes more sensible people bear bad feelings and results.

77. Opportunity is like a naughty child, playing hide-and-seek with you at a certain intersection on the road of life; Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.

78. Life is not a race, but a journey. Games care about the destination, and travel cares about the scenery along the way.

79. Life looks like white flour. In fact, you can't do too much, or there won't be enough noodles.

80. I want to find a fresh-keeping box to put all the touches you have given me. When I don't like you so much, I will take it out and savor it.

8 1, live your life indifferently, if it is not vigorous, then feel at ease. It's not that you don't pursue it, just don't force it.

82, silence for too long, take the initiative to speak also needs courage.

83. The speed at which cherry blossoms fall is five centimeters per second. Life is like blink of an eye. How soon can I see you?