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Han Han’s classic lines.

The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this is also the first time someone has Refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

I think I am the smartest person in the world. This is because some Ph.D.s actually haven’t made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

If all-round talents can be produced in this era, it is the luck of examination-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a train. As for just now. Ordinary people like us cannot catch up with the car that drives away.

China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they encountered normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

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I don't like to be trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

You say I am a phenomenon, but you clearly don’t treat me as a human being

The problem involves money and the lifespan of love It's different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

There is a famous saying in China: "The eyes of the masses are sharp": In wartime, sharp eyes are used to detect enemies; in peacetime, they are used to explore people's privacy.

For poets, the most lacking thing is money and the least valuable thing is poetry

Nowadays men and women Love has three stages - kissing, sex, and then it doesn't matter

God gave people mouths for eating, but lips must be for kissing of. It was a simple touch of four lips, which was not enough to explain anything. People must regard it as a symbol of love. No matter what the relationship was before, as long as the four lips meet, they become a pair of lovers. That's okay actually, everyone spends most of the day kissing - kissing themselves.

There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are a little bit pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of buses of all kinds, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials

It is hateful to occupy the latrine and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the latrine after defecating.

After a man breaks up in love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again. The requirements for finding a partner the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is eaten deliciously and is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find something with a similar taste. This logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit of her. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat food that becomes smellier with each passing day.

Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it clearly.

I am not an angry young person. Except sometimes when I go to the car market and see the price of a good car and then compare it with the international market price, I feel angry the rest of the time. Never blamed others.

The beauties in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking on the street, arrogantly only looking ahead, and this is no exception when crossing the road; but most of the men in Shanghai do not look straight in the eye and do their best to search. Beautiful women, the muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without being controlled by the brain. They will smile when they see beautiful women. Because of such attention, in Shanghai, we only hear of cars hitting old ladies, but rarely of cars hitting them. On the beauty.

The by-product of love is nonsense.

When you step on the toes of Chinese people, you cannot say "I'm sorry". Only when you say "Sorry" will the victim forgive you. It can be seen that foreign languages ????are more valuable than Chinese. One Sorry you say can be worth ten "I'm sorry", which is consistent with the exchange rate of RMB against US dollar and pound, which is enough to prove the close relationship between language and economy; and you don't have to worry about stepping on the feet of foreigners, their toes and their wealth Just as strong, there is definitely no risk of being stepped on, and maybe the soles of my feet are still aching.

The most formidable men in the world are those who claim to be incompatible with women. They just haven’t met the ideal woman. Once they do, they will rely on Chinese characters to Broad and profound, "not close to women" will soon become "cannot help women". Therefore, the history discipline no longer needs to investigate whether the Chinese characters were created by Cang Fu. In short, the Chinese characters must have been created by men, and they were created by romantic men.

Chasing a girl is like shooting an arrow from a person who is not good at shooting. Generally speaking, the first arrow will miss the target. Only when you have experience of missing the target will you gradually feel a little better.

Being unappreciated with talent is like being pregnant. It will eventually be discovered as time goes by

Most of the learned people have always been ugly. . If there were really no girls interested, who would calm down and study.

Receive quality education at school during the day, and engage in exam-oriented education at home at night.

Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love. One-to-one love is low, and one-on-one love is low. precious.

No one reads this kind of newspaper with a small circulation, and the superiors force them to allocate subscriptions. Officials can only read it when they go to the toilet, and then save the toilet paper. A lot - but it just so happens that a bullshit newspaper wipes a dog's butt, so it's a good match.

It is also a great advantage for people to have rare words in their names. When others do not understand, they have the opportunity to teach them earnestly.

The government workers in this town are slow at everything they do. The only thing they can be proud of is running fast after get off work. The five-thirty bell sounded like an air raid siren, allowing a large group of people to retreat within ten minutes, enough to make the most famous army generals in history jealous.

Let me tell you, in fact, the first thing a woman likes is talent. If a man is talented, she will have the capital to brag. Then, to develop, wait until the two of them are intimate. When a man calls her 'baby', she keeps the word 'bao'. As for the 'bei', given to you as a 'talent', she loves 'money'.

Needless to say, there is no need to say much about abnormality. Basically, good and bad students have changed their attitudes to some extent. Suicide has been a problem in many countries for many years. No matter how advanced education is during adolescence, there are always countless people who want to commit suicide. The key is that many people who want to commit suicide have not encountered anything that can make them commit suicide, so they do not die. After that time, they will basically lose their money and leave their wives and children without dying.

Most modern poems are actually written by breaking a third-rate prose into sentences and lines. The so-called masters or pioneers are writing each sentence of a third-rate prose. If the order is messed up, then break it into sentences and write them line by line. All modern poetry is actually just a matter of format.

In fact, students feel that the pressure to study is very heavy. It does not mean what should I do if I can’t learn knowledge, but what should I do if I can’t get into a good high school or a good university? what to do. Even if it’s easy for me, what will I do at home, what will my parents do in front of their friends, and finally, what will I do if no one wants me without a diploma? After thinking about it, I jumped off the building.

There is a big difference between owing someone money and owing a favor. For example, someone owes you a sum of money and you have been delayed in paying it back for a long time. You have been completely disappointed. At this time, the person suddenly pays you back. You will feel that it is extraneous wealth, not your money, and then you will spend it squandering it. ; But if someone owes you a favor and refuses to repay it for a long time, when that person returns your favor, you will cherish it even more.

Considering the national conditions, I think it is enough to open the back door for (university) admissions to ten people at one time. As for how to decide these ten people, it can be decided by a public draw.

In fact, the pressure of the college entrance examination is completely financial pressure. If the day before the college entrance examination, you are suddenly told that your parents are dead, but how many parents are selling sesame seeds? I think most people will take the exam with a condescending attitude, and when they encounter a question such as asking you to analyze the difference between the words " unexpectedly" and " unexpectedly" except for the number of strokes, etc. When the teacher shouted: "I won't take the exam!"

The teachers subconsciously and secretly encourage students to despise those with poor grades because they are holding back the class. Every time I hear this, I find it ridiculous. The class is not like a dog, it is divided into front legs and back legs. Moreover, many teachers think that this is a problem that can be solved by talking about it. If you have the ability, you should first solve the gap between the rich and the poor outside. Is there only one student in a class? However, in the eyes of everyone with contempt, the psychological quality of those with poor grades, who cannot do test papers and are considered by countless people to have no future is much better than the so-called top students.

Living in a school where there is only mental pressure and self-proclaimed mental independence is actually not stressful. Sometimes I lament that my student career is too short, but I sigh Gui sighs, I will never go back to school to be a student. For example, high-ranking officials and wealthy businessmen sometimes sigh that it is great to be a beggar, free and self-reliant, but if God gives him a chance to be a beggar, he will never really choose to be a beggar.

When people reach the stage of college entrance examination, the most important thing is not innovation, but fairness. Moreover, writing poetry in the college entrance examination is not an innovation. Why has no one written it? Because the composition requirement must be more than 800 words and poetry cannot be written. Giving this poem a full score is equivalent to a player scoring a goal with a handball in a football match. However, because the handball is powerful, has an awkward angle, and is very rare, the goal is valid and counts as two goals.

The highest state of love poetry is that love should be like a fish in the river, elusive and looming; the use of symbolism should be as endless as Clinton's scandal. In the end, it gives the impression that watching it is equivalent to not watching it, but not watching it does not mean watching it. This is the end of love poetry.

If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world were measured in RMB, then we would not need to learn English, at least we would not have to study so hard.

The popular purpose of learning is to survive. Survival is, to put it mildly, simply looking for a job. Diploma is also a quick measure for employers, not how much knowledge you have mastered. There are many idiots with high diplomas in this world.

Don’t blame geniuses for being buried. You gave up just because so-and-so said one or two words. Even if you don't say those words, you won't become a genius.

Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good. Music, sports, and computer scores are zero. I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman are traveling together, and they will never be able to unite internally;

The success rate of unattractive girls acting like a spoiled child is actually higher than that of pretty girls, because when a pretty girl acts like a spoiled child, men can't help but look at it for a while, and then make a mental vote whether it's worth it; unattractive girls act like a spoiled child. , just like the writing techniques of Western writers learned by Chinese literati, they always feel out of shape; watching them act like a baby will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from acting like a spoiled child.

The most painful thing about scolding is when others use your words to scold you back, and the weight will increase a lot

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