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Humorous sentences bitten by mosquitoes have been bitten by mosquitoes. Say about 30 sentences.

1, places where mosquitoes bite three times are like domestic violence, and there is no law to punish them.

2. I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock in the morning, and my ears were still buzzing with mosquitoes.

3. I was awakened by mosquitoes at four or five in the morning. I was so angry that I almost painted myself as a flower fairy with toilet water

I was bitten by mosquitoes and my feet were swollen. I just want to go home. Friday afternoon is so long.

I fought with a mosquito all night, covered in bags. I was bitten by a mosquito, woke up to go to the toilet, sprained my ankle and fell red! Compared with mosquitoes, my fighting capacity is slag, and I refuse to accept my complete failure!

6. Forgot to plug in the electric mosquito coil, bitten by mosquitoes, and tortured the will.

7. Wake up by mosquitoes, get up and go to the toilet, then feel hungry, and then can't sleep.

8. Less than 1 hour, my leg was bitten by mosquitoes 10 times. There are so many people in the library. Why are you staring at me? It's so annoying that science can't invent a way to eradicate it!

9. Several bags were bitten by mosquitoes. I locked it in a mosquito net. Damn it, I'll kill it at noon We can only live one.

10, summer is coming. Not only is the weather unbearable, but mosquitoes are the most hateful thing. The taste of being bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night is terrible. That kind of angry feeling makes people can't help talking about it.

1 1, I just got bitten by a mosquito, and the result is more and more like poisoning, poisonous mosquitoes,

12, I'm like a lonely * *, and every little thing seems to be shared with others, such as losing a few pounds, being bitten by mosquitoes, and dreaming last night, probably because I don't have any friends.

13, I was really woken up by hot air in the morning, and I was bitten by a mosquito. This annoying weather, let's finish it quickly, I want to go home.

14, went to bed at one o'clock, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock, got up at half past four to go to work, and the preparation room was besieged by a bunch of mosquitoes.

15, I wonder what happened this summer. The cells bitten in early summer, such as arms, thighs, back, knees, and even fingers, were bitten by mosquitoes at home and worms at the company. Enough!

16, has been bitten by mosquitoes. Electric mosquito coils are useless, and toilet water is useless. I just drank a bottle of coke in the evening.

17, bitten by mosquitoes, can't sleep. I turned on the light, sat on the bed, watched my father and son sleeping, and thought: If I hadn't fed blood to mosquitoes, you must be like me.

18, so desperate, bitten by mosquitoes at home at night, bitten at work in the office, so terrible in summer.

19, so tired from being bitten by mosquitoes. I woke up and counted my bags. Bitten by mosquitoes, I feel anemic.

20, bitten by mosquitoes to despair, woke up in the middle of the night with ten bags on his feet and his hands buzzing all the time.

2 1, a horror story was bitten by a mosquito, killing the mosquito, but there was no blood on his hand. Where did the blood go?

22, bitten by mosquitoes at night, mosquitoes also know to pick a tender mouth.

23. I sprayed so much toilet water before going to bed, but I was awakened by mosquitoes. Mozzie, can't you respect my toilet water?

24. When did mosquitoes first wake up? Oh, my God, why don't you let go of your face? I'm really going to be angry!

25. On the first day when the mosquito net broke down, I was awakened by mosquitoes at 4: 49 in the morning. I poured half a bottle of toilet water from my neck to my heel. Sometimes the hardest thing in life is to have a good sleep.

26. I, a teenager who was bitten by mosquitoes.

27. I was chased by mosquitoes for wearing shorts yesterday. Today, I wear pants. As a result, I got heatstroke on a hot day today.

28. I was bitten by a mosquito last night and doubted my life. Besides, it rained and thundered last night. I can't sleep, and my mood is falling all the way.

29. I went to the Internet cafe for a while and was bitten by mosquitoes in the crematorium. I have been scratching for several days. This is the price of eating chicken.

30. On the first night of moving, I was awakened by mosquitoes, with only eighty or ninety bags on me.