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If the groom proposes to the bride.

If the groom proposes to the bride.

1. Me Before You, I am at a loss and have nothing to do. After meeting you, I feel refreshed and in a good mood. Why is this? Because I have been poisoned by your love, and it is hopeless. Only by marrying me can you save me. Will you save me? Will you marry me?

2. I miss you, look forward to autumn water, love you, be dead set, accompany you, be full of happiness, care about you, a man is stalwart, happy all his life, accompany me day and night, marry me and be happy forever.

3. What is marriage? Money is spent together, roads go together, it is difficult to fight together, to enjoy happiness together, to laugh and cry together, friends are friends, communication is sharing, fate is sharing, and life is sharing. Will you marry me and live with me?

The fastest time is to be with you, and the slowest day is to wait for your arrival. If time can go back, I want to love you in my previous life until now. If I have to add a deadline, I think it is infinite years. If there must be certification, I think there is only the sacred palace of love! Marry me!

I appreciate your beauty all my life, cherish your gentleness all my life, protect your smiling face all my life, cherish your thoughtfulness all my life, and your determination will affect my life. Marry me, and you will make me happy all my life!

6. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten and empty. I don't want to say that the ends of the earth are too far away, I don't want to go, and the sky is falling too fake. I don't agree. I just want to say sincerely that because of your love, I will love you forever, marry me and write a beautiful life together.

Dear, we have experienced the baptism of rain and dew in early spring, the bath of sunshine in summer, the farewell of maple leaves in late autumn and the holy land of winter snow. Then, let's get married! Let's work together and leave footprints on the map of happiness.

8. Years have changed and things have changed. You have always been in my heart; Time flies, days fly, and my love for you has never changed; Really swear, lingering for a lifetime, I miss you for a lifetime. Will you marry me?

I miss you day and night, and I look forward to marrying you. Honey, marry me! If you don't agree, I will become a monk tomorrow, chant Buddhist scriptures every day, pray for Buddha's blessing and marry you as a female bodhisattva as soon as possible. Amitabha!

10, my mother said to have grandchildren, and I am the only child in the family. I have no choice but to propose to you. You don't really want me to drop the corruption charges, do you?

1 1, buckle a finger and lock a smile; Deduct two fingers and enjoy a frown; Clap three fingers and listen to a sweet word; Buckle four fingers and say a sweet word; Buckle five fingers and watch the sunrise together; Button six fingers * * * to press the road; Buckle seven fingers and wear lovers' clothes; Buckle eight fingers, pleasing to the eye; Deduct nine fingers and meet love; Fingers locked, accompanied by a lifetime. Honey, marry me!

12, enjoy the sweetness of life, care for the tenderness you give, * * * gather the romance of life, and everything will accompany this life. If you stay together for thousands of years and cling to each other, your love will be long and far away. Marry me and let us be happy forever.

13, the house is sold, the car is bought, and the tickets are available. What is missing? On second thought, this beautiful house lacks a hostess. I wonder when this empty house will have a worthy hostess. And do you have a crush on reading text messages?

14, give me a chance so that I can give you a lifetime of happiness; Give me a reason so that I can give you happiness forever; Give me a possibility, let me give you love that will never fade. Honey, please marry me.

15, I want to have a home, and everything is ready: the new house is bought, the furniture is bought, and the hostess-you are missing! Honey, make up your mind to marry me. Don't worry, I'll cover the 9 yuan fee for getting a marriage certificate!

16, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me.

17, these days, everything should be done early. Afraid of being stuck in traffic, go out early. I am afraid that I can't catch up with CpI, and manage my finances early. Of course, it is more important to get married early, otherwise it will delay the children's soy sauce. Honey, marry me quickly.

18, the moonlight is good, the moonlight is beautiful, and the moonlight makes me regret it. Falling in love with you, falling in love with you, all because of your love. Love is hazy, moonlight is hazy, and there are crystals in it. Don't blame me for falling in love with you This is all caused by the moon. Dear, let's make up for the fault of the moon with a love wedding!

19, baby, you know, I have 4g memory, cooking and mopping the floor is fast and efficient, and my wife will call me immediately; Hard disk 520g, wife's birthday, hobbies, all-round memory. The graphics card is integrated, and I will look wherever my wife tells me to look. Baby, if you are satisfied with my configuration, let's make a deal. This is a lifetime deal. Marry me!

20. The most beautiful time is with you, and the longest night is the night of lovesickness. With your company, I know tenderness and sweetness. Today, I will welcome you with my broad arms and bright heart! Marry me, dear-forever!

2 1, born after 80, grew up after 90, met you after 00, fell in love after 10. Honey, it's a long way. Would you like to walk hand in hand with me?

22. Every minute, the heartbeat is time, happiness is beyond words, happiness is beyond doubt, happiness is free, and beauty is now. This is a natural reaction. Because my heart heard your voice and became a soul mate from now on. Honey, marry me. Your heart has agreed. What are you hesitating about?

23. Do you want love to be stronger than gold? Want the seas run dry and the rocks crumble? Want to be forever? I have an inexhaustible supply, and you are my only customer. Hurry up and marry me! You guarantee a lifetime free trial.

What the groom said to the bride

What the groom said to the bride

First, marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie down in your ear and tell you, "Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth.

After marriage, if you still want to do business, I will try my best to support you and undertake the housework I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell bean sprouts from mung beans. I will make a mess in the kitchen, but I will try my best to follow the words in Kitchen Cuisine and cultivate myself into a great chef.

If you are eager to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to support this family, but only my smelly socks will be washed by you.

I promise you, I will put off some unnecessary social activities and go home early, because I know you will be lonely and afraid of me at home. Moreover, I promise you that no matter how tired I am when I get home, I will listen carefully to your story about your day, because I know you need understanding and support. I am your husband, and this is my duty.

5. Have a baby with me. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put only 36 candles on your birthday cake with our children. Moreover, I believe our children will change their naughty behavior in the past and say to you solemnly like a little adult: "God, Mom, you look only thirty years old. Classmates say you are more like my sister! "

I will be loyal to you and our family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Self-blame makes me ashamed to face you. Being ashamed to face you will make me want to escape from your still innocent eyes and leave you, which is the last thing I want to do in my life.

7. If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you. Although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in your arms is far better than any kind of freedom in the world, I have no right to expect you to think so. I think I will say to you: tired, go home; Tired, go home; I'm hurt. Go home. I am your husband, and I will wait for you to come back. This home is your home, and the lights of this home will burn for you forever.

If one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry, sad and miserable, but I will eventually choose to break up. I only hope that that man can treat you like I treat you, take good care of you and take care of your life. I will still bless you to God as before, and because you are not with me, I can't take care of you personally, so I will pray to God to bless you a thousand times. Maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, or maybe I will die alone. In any case, if you are in trouble, please let me know and I will do my best to help you without violating morality.

9. I don't know if we were together in the last life, but that's the past tense and it doesn't matter anymore; I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife, but it's too far away for me to grasp. I only care about this life. I hope I can do my best to keep you in my arms, healthy, safe and happy.

What the married groom said to the bride.

What the married groom said to the bride.

First, marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie down in your ear and tell you, "Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth.

After marriage, if you still want to do business, I will try my best to support you and undertake the housework I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell bean sprouts from mung beans. I will make a mess in the kitchen, but I will try my best to follow the words in Kitchen Cuisine and cultivate myself into a great chef.

If you are eager to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to support this family, but only my smelly socks will be washed by you.

I promise you, I will put off some unnecessary social activities and go home early, because I know you will be lonely and afraid of me at home. Moreover, I promise you that no matter how tired I am when I get home, I will listen carefully to your story about your day, because I know you need understanding and support. I am your husband, and this is my duty.

5. Have a baby with me. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put only 36 candles on your birthday cake with our children. Moreover, I believe our children will change their naughty behavior in the past and say to you solemnly like a little adult: "God, Mom, you look only thirty years old. Classmates say you are more like my sister! "

I will be loyal to you and our family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Self-blame makes me ashamed to face you. Being ashamed to face you will make me want to escape from your still innocent eyes and leave you, which is the last thing I want to do in my life.

7. If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you. Although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in your arms is far better than any kind of freedom in the world, I have no right to expect you to think so. I think I will say to you: tired, go home; Tired, go home; I'm hurt. Go home. I am your husband, and I will wait for you to come back. This home is your home, and the lights of this home will burn for you forever.

If one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry, sad and miserable, but I will eventually choose to break up. I only hope that that man can treat you like I treat you, take good care of you and take care of your life. I will still bless you to God as before, and because you are not with me, I can't take care of you personally, so I will pray to God to bless you a thousand times.

Maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, or maybe I will die alone. In any case, if you are in trouble, please let me know and I will do my best to help you without violating morality.

9. I don't know if we were together in the last life, but that's the past tense and it doesn't matter anymore; I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife, but it's too far away for me to grasp. I only care about this life. I hope I can do my best to keep you in my arms, healthy, safe and happy, free from wind and rain.

X. I love you.

Bless the bride and groom.

1, the beauty of the sunset, the warmth of lovers embracing each other, the attachment of newlyweds, the joy of newborn babies, the eternal dependence of the elderly, the touch of reunion after a long separation, I wish sincere friends eternal happiness. 2. I wish you a long and harmonious relationship! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

I am very happy to wear Cai Feng's wings, and I am also very happy to join hands. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, lasting forever. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding, a happy marriage and a happy life!

4. May the fire of your sincere love, like the rising sun, burn more and more brightly with the passage of time; Let more water not go out, and the flood will not be flooded!

5. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze, and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, love will last forever from now on.

6. Flowers bloom in parallel with lotus flowers, and people marry for a hundred years. The couple laughed together and the guests gathered around. The smell of wine is refreshing and the singing is wonderful. The sun is shining in front of the door and joy is in the courtyard. I wish you a happy marriage and family, and happiness will always accompany you!

7, a natural couple, a perfect combination of * * *, a hundred years of snuggling and sleeping, mutual tolerance and care, a natural talent and beauty, only envy Yuanyang not envy fairy. Friends, I wish you a sweet wedding!

8. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

9. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish a couple truly love each other and meet each other forever, and congratulate them on their wedding anniversary!

10, the bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles, and the couple's love and love are affectionate!

1 1, sincere love opens with sincerity, like white lightning breaking the sky; Sincere love is the point of persistence, like red blood filling the whole body; Congratulations to friends for their sincerity and persistence in exchange for sincere love and moving towards a happy world.

12, in this spring day, you two will always be friends, as the saying goes, a couple made in heaven! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

13, at this moment, let's * * * wish the newlyweds love as mellow as wine and water, spend a full moon and be happy for a long time.

14, may your love be more beautiful than mesa; More fragrant than ointment; Sweeter than honey dripping from the hive; And more precious than extremely expensive treasures!

15, today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and longevity!

16, the bridal chamber is folded in spring, which is gentle and sweet. The beauty of the face does not change, and it is pretty and ruddy. It's thoughtful of you to cross the Milky Way again. Before the wedding reception, there will be a plan to sing and play to welcome the couple. Today, I repeat string, sandalwood mouth and slender waist willow. There is nothing wrong with being more gorgeous than an old lover.

17. Happy wedding and early birth! May you be United and happy forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! Husband and wife love each other forever!

18, today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

20. Marriage is established by God, and a happy marriage is blessed by God; May our God give you and your family all the blessings in the sky and the blessings hidden underground!

2 1. Finding her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago. I wish you both happiness and harmony.

22. You are a pair of love birds who have been flying in the sky for fifty years. Let's light the festive red wax, fill the fragrant wine and raise a glass to congratulate: golden wedding, happiness, happiness!

23. I hope that no matter where you go, where you meet and what you do; Every move has a new style; Don't follow the counsel of the wicked, don't stand in the way of sinners, don't sit on the seat of mockers, be holy and think about the law of the Lord day and night; Like a fruit tree planted by a stream, it bears fruit on time and its leaves are not withered; Everything you do goes smoothly!

24. Happy wedding, grow old together; Respect each other as guests, give birth to your son early; Tie the knot and everything goes well; Forever and ever together; A happy marriage will last forever.

25. You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

26. Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

27. Congratulations on finding your life-long soul mate. Marriage is a major event in life. I believe you will make the wisest decision. With the crystallization of love, you have a lovely baby. Don't forget to treat me to oil rice!

28. May your family become a great force for the revival of the church; It has also become a great contribution to society and the country!

29. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze, and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

30. The sunshine in May is gentle and fragrant, the beautiful bride is full of happiness, and Tang Yang and the handsome groom are flying everywhere. I wish the newly married brothers and sisters: a hundred years of harmony, soul mate!

3 1, life is three, dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

32. Today, with joy and gratitude, I extend my heartfelt blessing to you on behalf of the church: the combination of the Lord and eternal love; May God bless your love higher and longer than the high sky, and your love is deeper and wider than the deep sea!

33. May you two entangle each other with love, be considerate and care for each other, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a century of harmony and unity.

34, fish and water for thousands of years, Lan Zhi Baishixin; Good luck, courtesy and civilization; The piano plays elegant music, and the couple respect each other as guests; Poetry is sung in return, and Changchun is good; Qi Xin made concerted efforts, pioneered and innovated, and made contributions to the four modernizations.

35. May your love life be as mature as the fruit of a fig tree; It is like a blooming and fragrant vine, witnessing the fragrance of Christ, telling the deeds and glory of God day and night, day and night!

36. I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!

37. Firecrackers rang and suona rang, with red happy characters on both sides. The white gauze skirt is really beautiful, and the beautiful bride meets the door. Parents laugh, children chase, and the wedding is full of joy. Tie the knot, fly with me, and be United forever. Love forever, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

38, double happiness colorful salute, red candle burning people happy; The gongs and drums are loud, and friends and relatives gather together to celebrate; Interlocking fingers means true love, * * * to spend a lifetime together; The voice of short messages adds more interest, and the words of blessing are uninterrupted: when you are happy in marriage, you will always be happy!

39. A paradise filled with joy and covered with sparkling moonlight, I can sigh: I only admire Yuanyang but not immortals.

40. Today's wind is full of joy and joy, and today's sky is full of happiness and sweetness. Reach out your hands and accept your blessing. I wish you happiness and love all your life.

4 1. Enen's love is sharp-edged and new. The sharpness of husband and wife is slightly better, and the warmth of husband and wife is indisputable.

42, bless you, laugh for you, because today, my heart is as happy as you! I wish you a long and happy life! Grow old!

43. At this moment of celebration and blessing, may God guide your marriage, like a river flowing into the sea, and become one, no longer two, endless and endless!

44. In this blooming spring, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, a couple is made in heaven! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

45. May your children and grandchildren worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

46. I wish you a happy wedding. There is an opportunity called fate, a happiness called love and a happiness called marriage. When you seize the chance of fate, enjoy the happiness of love and experience the happiness of marriage, I wish you a hundred years of harmony.

47. Regard this love as a treasure, and gently walk into this emotional palace to feel every wonderful moment.

48, May, Golden Paris; Possibility, affection; May, happiness arrival may, tie the knot; On the occasion of the wedding, I extend my most sincere wishes. People who read short messages, remember to laugh happily!

49, tie the knot, bridal chamber flowers alone wine, this life moonlit * * * a dream, from now on, two birds Qi Fei, forever bosom friend this heart, everything goes without saying, the lucky star is always smiling, happy life enjoys family happiness. I sincerely wish you a hundred years of playing the piano and growing old together.