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Talk about the mood of urging fees
2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
3. I made another appointment in the afternoon. It was freezing cold. I played a wonderful game. Swallow the eggs as soon as they come up, and then deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.
4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. It took 10 days to receive the express delivery last year. If it's only a discount of 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.
I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. Since then. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.
7. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …
9. I was really shocked to receive the express message ... Double 1 1 shopping for the first goods, so fast.
10. I watched my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what the use was, especially useful, and what the effect was. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive my shock for a long time, so bumpy!
1 1, buy buy was very happy when she bought it, but she was disappointed when she bought it. She was very happy when she received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When he washed it, he found that some clothes could not be washed by machine. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.
12. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...
13. I got a courier call as soon as I came back. Because I haven't bought it online recently, I'm curious where the express delivery came from. I smiled again when I saw the address. [mail? The questionnaire got the bath essential oil they gave me … hahaha, I don't even know when I joined it. It seems that I really love Xin Wei … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering …
14, I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was touched when I took a look at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.
15, I feel that every year1/month 1 1 day, she has never bought anything online. The empty shopping cart is completely out of proportion to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself and her weakness. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them and doesn't accept the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and she feels that she has owed her too much for a long time.
16, the money I spent last night, I woke up today and regretted it. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.
17, I was happier when I received the courier than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.
18, I received the express message this morning, wondering who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, I didn't want the Huzhou in an instant. Then I silently took the courier with the last bit of luck, and it was really from home (ah, what to send when I went home on Thursday), and I took the courier back to the dormitory, and I was excited to open it, simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !
19, awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.
20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. . The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad. .
A sentence of great surprise and excitement when I received the courier.
A sentence of great surprise and excitement when receiving the courier (the first one)
1. If only express delivery could be as fast as shopping festival!
I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.
My favorite thing is to receive express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.
I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.
The gift I received today, today's happiness comes from you.
I opened the package in front of others with a smile yesterday.
7. The shopping festival successfully picked up a lot of things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.
8. Can I go back to see the results of my shopping festival as soon as possible? Enjoy the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery?
9. 1 hour will receive the express delivery, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.
10. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...
1 1. It's another ceremonial shopping festival. Some people are slow, others are worried that they are out of stock, so pay quickly. All right, that's it. I placed a lot of orders, and then I was ready to receive express delivery. I made up for the shopping festival this afternoon. I am sleepy, too. Go to sleep!
12. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.
13. A good time to chop hands. This is a difficult month. I robbed too many things. Don't say anything now, just wait for the express delivery.
14. I still have five, and three have not been delivered today. 10 or more express delivery is so cool.
15. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for it. Let's create a better tomorrow!
A sentence of great surprise when receiving the courier (Chapter II)
16. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I open the rookie wrap first.
17.buy buy was very happy when I bought it, very disappointed when I bought it, very happy when I received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When she washed it, she found that some clothes could not be machine-washed. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.
18. Although I am poor, I am really happy to receive the express delivery. Try to make money.
19. Great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.
20. I don't know if I received a gift. This is a simple thing I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. Life is the same, always full of frustration. ....
2 1. My hot pot has arrived, and other couriers are also delivering it. I never thought that the shopping festival was the fastest time for me to receive express delivery.
22. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, the last payment arrived in the early morning, soon ~
23. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.
24. Some people forgot to make up the bill, and some people want to return it, but I have received the express delivery for the first shopping festival, and I was still confused when I received the call.
It is a comfort to receive your gift every holiday.
As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.
27. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for 6 days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and put it on casually. I like it very much.
28. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.
29. The shopping festival is full these days, so I finally have a good time and wait for the express delivery.
30. The excitement of shopping, the surprise of receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat of repayment.
Excerpt from boyfriend's confession (50)
Received a courier from my boyfriend.
1. After work recently, I visited Taobao to place an order, bought it at buy buy, and received the courier the next day.
It's time to tighten your belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.
The best gift is never anything, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.
4. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.
As a courier, my greatest happiness after shopping is to receive a double-digit courier.
6. The scarf of the lucky draw has been received! I opened it as soon as I got the courier. I love it! ! It's beautiful. I like it.
7. Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.
8. Don't say anything, maybe receiving express delivery is the happiest thing for women, and I have to admit that I am really a loser.
9. This year's shopping festival is coming to an end. I am happy to think that the courier calls me every day and that I have to work hard to receive the courier every day.
10. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.
1 1. I finally got to the express cabinet on the weekend morning and didn't want to get up and get it, then lamented why I didn't deliver it to my door.
12. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~
13. I spent so much money that I can only make up for it by express delivery! ! I opened nine packages at one go the night before yesterday.
14. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers, and I enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking couriers.
15. I received the express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
16. It's really the fastest year to receive express delivery at the shopping festival. /kloc-I paid the final payment at 0: 30, and the courier was at home when I woke up.
17. I still have five today, hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered. 10 or more express delivery is so cool.
How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?
18. I feel very lost after paying the balance. It is said that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Evening. After paying the last payment, I have an unforgettable feeling tonight. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery is about to open! ! Help me up! I'm fine!
19. I woke up today and regretted spending money last night. Next, it may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.
20. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. Everything is delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...
2 1. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.
22. Although I will start to eat the soil after paying the final payment, I seem to be able to chop my hand at the thought of receiving the express delivery.
23. Although I am poor, the happiness of receiving express delivery is really cool. Try to make money.
24. It's really cool to lie in bed and call by express to say that things are left at the door and then receive the goods you like.
25. The courier downstairs has set up a stall for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.
26. I suddenly received a courier, which was my wife's sticker and tape. They are so small and lovely! I like it. I like it.
27. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …
28. I don't know if I received a gift. It's such a simple thing that I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. Life is the same, always full of setbacks. ....
29. Ding Dong has been checked. Thank the boss for his love and like to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.
30. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.
3 1. Excitement when shopping, surprise when receiving express delivery, and heartbeat when repaying.
32. Feel the speed of the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.
33. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.
34. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.
How does it feel to receive a courier from your boyfriend?
35. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
36. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!
37. The last payment was paid last night, and now the first express delivery has been started. This year's shopping festival is great.
Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!
As I am in this warehouse, I don't know where the goods are.
40. Today, the express delivery has been sent out. It feels like the shopping festival is over, and the next day is waiting for the express delivery.
4 1. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.
42. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy receiving the express delivery.
43. I am drunk when I think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day for the next few days.
44. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery, and they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.
45. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for this, so that we can create a better tomorrow!
46. A boring weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.
47. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more just came. Get up and take it later.
48. The happiest moment every day is "receiving express delivery"! See the world after receiving it. Look at the cold and warm life!
I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way everyone receives the courier and make sure that they are really poor.
50. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I open the rookie wrap first.
Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about forty first.
Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about the first one first.
1. I call next week Happy Delivery Week.
2. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!
3. Waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is relief, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.
4. Yes, hahaha, I am very happy to receive the express. What I get is mine, unlike what others get, it may not be yours.
I am shocked to receive the courier every day, and I can't see the courier's face at all.
6. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and break the record.
7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of express delivery since I paid the last payment. I have been receiving express delivery in my dream, and there is no one.
8. I really withered at the shopping festival, which is the great pain of having no money. I can't help but think about receiving express delivery.
9. I really want all the couriers in the courier cabinet.
10. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.
1 1. This shopping festival has finally passed. Alas, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the courier on the same day, it was really fast ~
12. The annual shopping festival and large-scale express delivery project was officially launched.
13. The woman received the courier and knew what was inside, but she was curious.
14. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.
15. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.
16. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.
17. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.
18. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!
19. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!
20. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!
Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about the second part first.
2 1. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.
22. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.
23. this year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.
24. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.
25. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than I do. Every time I receive a courier, I have to call or video to tell me how much I have received.
26. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
27. I completely cut my hand at the shopping festival. I will be happy if I start eating soil tomorrow but receive the express delivery.
28. The shopping festival successfully picked up many things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.
29. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.
30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.
3 1. The courier has worked hard ~ I will say thank you to the courier brother every time I receive the courier. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier
32. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.
33. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
34. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.
35. The first thing to do when you get up after paying the final payment every day is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.
36. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!
On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me. Very touching.
38. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.
39. I fell down with joy when I received the courier.
40. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.
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