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Campus Script (Campus Life)

Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Wu Scene: Classroom League Secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades, compatriots, fellow students. . . same. . . What are you with? Please listen to what I have to say! Three people: Tell me. Youth League Secretary: Do you listen? Three people: Listen! Youth League Secretary: Really? Three people: Really! Youth League Secretary: Are you sure? Three people: OK. League Secretary: No regrets? Three people: No regrets. League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me? Three people: Do you want to say it? League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say? Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right! The three of them sat up. League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say! The three fainted again. League Secretary: Okay, let’s get back to the point, you can no longer be drunk and sleepy! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, come forward, be self-motivated, self-motivated, self-motivated. . . Make a change and boycott Japanese products! Xiaohong: What a mess! League Secretary: Xiaobai! Why do you have to sleep in class? Xiaoling: I’m sleepy, so I sleep! Youth League Secretary: Why don’t you sleep in the dormitory? Xiaohong: I think so too! But the teacher wouldn’t let me go! Youth League Secretary: Can’t you sleep after class? Xiaohong: I’ll sleep after class! Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night? Xiaohong: What do you do at night? League Secretary: Go to sleep! Xiaohong: We have the same habits! League Secretary: What else do you do besides sleeping? Xiaohong: Very important thing! ----Have a meal! Youth League Secretary: What about studying? Xiaohong: I also want to ask about this question! Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day and night? Xiaohong: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Can’t you sleep all night? Xiaohong fainted. Xiaobai: Hahaha! League Secretary: Xiaobai: Why do you always play games? Xiaobai: Psychological needs! League Secretary: What’s so fun about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down upon those of you who play games the most, you have no technical skills at all! Tell you that the teacher is very angry and the consequences will be serious! Xiao Wu: Haha, you died again! League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu! Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, apart from dating girls, drinking tea and taking walks, is it worth it for you to have all these achievements? Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is not bright! ---No pretty girl! Youth League Secretary: The future is bleak, - no bright! Classmates, classmates, comrades, fellow-three people: Just say it! Youth League Secretary: What are you talking about! Three people fainted. League Secretary: Burn our youth! Xiaohong: No matches! League Secretary: Work hard and forge ahead! Xiaobai: No strength! League Secretary: Give up your bad habits! Xiao Wu: It won’t abandon me! League Secretary: Come on, let’s study together! The three of them lay down: Alas! League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's... The bell rings. League Secretary: ... Let’s go have a meal! Three people: Yeah! Youth League Secretary: How could you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of...me? Xiaobai: If you feel anything: Mom! League Secretary: Hey! Xiaobai: Take advantage of me! League Secretary: It was a complete accident! music! ( and other ballads) Xiaohong: Actually, I don’t really want to sleep that much! Go to sleep, just to escape reality! When you fall asleep, you can't see the teacher giving lectures, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like I want to rest. . . The other three applauded. Xiaobai: To be honest, I don’t necessarily want to play games. It’s because I feel tired from studying and can’t learn well. I just want to use games to numb myself! The more depressed I am, the more I play games. In the game, I am the king, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my results are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you will be! The other three applauded. Xiao Wu: To be honest, I do have a lot of desire for love. I want to experience the romance of willow trees above the moon and people meeting at dusk, but I also make excuses to avoid studying! Once you relax yourself, you will become lazy, let alone want to study. The three applauded.

League Secretary: I think I understand how you feel. You have entered the shadow of your soul! So I want to give you a hand! As the league secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As a classmate, I hope that the students who have fallen behind will return to the team! (Music stops!) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because We Are a Family") Youth League Secretary: OK! Maybe you can't adapt for a while, but I will always help you, guide you, and seduce you! Three people: Huh? League Secretary: No! To guide you! To seduce you! Three people: Huh? Youth League Secretary: In short, let’s work hard together! Three people: fighting! Several people study hard together and help each other. Xiaohong: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understood that thirty-six thousand days should be used to hold candles every night! My results finally appeared (Take out the sign!) Excellent! (Singing) I like sour sweetness. This is the real me. The door to the re-education class will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover! Xiaobai: (Holding the book) Since I stopped playing games, I passed CET-4 easily. Now I am working hard to learn English. My goal is: - No. 1! (Singing) Hahaha hi, stop playing games! Hahaha hi, stop playing games! The sign of the King of Reconstruction was kicked away by me! Xiao Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, there is Yan Ruyu in the book...it is still Yan Ruyu! Since I have been accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeves and never accepted another repair order! (Chorus) I want to become the hard-working child in the fairy tale, and I will never have to retake the class again to study happily! Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Classmates, classmates, comrades, classmates—why are they all gone? What are you with? You have finally become an outstanding team member! Keep working hard and never give up! I performed this with my classmates when I was a freshman in high school!