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Tell me about the coming holiday.

1. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group of people is different.

Those so-called good students should stop pretending in a few months.

3, the so-called holiday is that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

If winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, why didn't I exercise my rights earlier?

I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.

6. I thought I would start studying vigorously in the winter vacation, but later I found it a problem to finish writing winter vacation homework.

7, China's holiday principle, what you owe will be paid back after all!

8. Summer homework flies in the sky, underground, all over the sky, and garbage dumps.

9. Everyone is studying how to get in at the beginning of school. I'm already studying when to have a holiday.

10, during the holiday, I woke up, which doesn't mean I got up; Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

1 1, winter vacation is my blue face, summer vacation is my red face, why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

12, these days, I am embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of test papers in my hand.

13, from school to holidays, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytails to long hair, these are students.

14, report to the teacher, me. Late ""How can you be late on the first day of school? " "well. . After a winter vacation, I forgot the way to school. "

15, when will you take me away during the summer vacation?

16. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a midnight that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

17, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.

18. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

19, don't say you are unhappy at school, you can comfort yourself, summer vacation is coming.

20. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?