The words of small class children in kindergarten

The words of small class children in kindergarten

Introduction: The children in kindergarten are all very cute. At this stage, children like to imitate the words and deeds of adults, but with their childishness, some words always make people laugh. I collected the childish words of kindergarten small class for you from inspirational network. Let's have a look.

1. A real donkey, a child riding on his father's neck. When he saw a donkey outside, he said, "Dad, I want to ride that real donkey."

2. Donkey is also a fairy son who brought a questionnaire home from kindergarten. My son answered me to take notes. After answering the name of the Eight Immortals, I praised him. Who knows, he said: "Mom is wrong, there is another one." I shook hands with him again and said, "No, just these eight." "There is also a donkey." The whole family laughed.

My son sent a letter to the post office. The man at the post office said, "This letter is overweight. Please put on another stamp. " The son said, "Isn't it heavier to put stamps on it?"

4. My wife made me noodles with dregs, so my son had to eat around. I gave him one and asked, "Is it delicious?" The son nodded. "delicious." I smiled and asked him, "How is Dad?" The son nodded again and said, "Delicious ..."

5. Cookies have a good relationship with grandpa. Cookie spat at Grandpa and advised, "My mother won't let this or that, Grandpa, you should criticize her. Aren't you her father? Daughter should listen to her father! "

6. One day, on the bus, dad was traveling with his child in his arms. The child asked, "Dad, which stop is this?" Dad said, "This station is called Seven Trees. The child asked, "Is the next stop Eight Trees? The next stop is Uncle Jiu? Then ten trees? " .。 .

7. Having a baby Sandy said to her sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, have a baby soon." Sister-in-law asked, "Why?" "If you have no children, you will have no one to wait on you when you are old." Sandy answered seriously. "That sister-in-law is so kind to you that you won't wait on her?" "But I have to wait on my mother, father and grandmother. You want to kill me! " "Then I have no children. What should I do? " "Let my brother-in-law put a seed in your stomach so that you can have a baby!" The adults looked at each other and laughed.

8. Mom: "Xixi, why don't you share candy with your little sister?" Look, the old hen found bugs and gave them to the chickens! "Sissy:" Well, if I find bugs, I will feed them all to my little sister. "

9. Bao Xiao is still young. He takes more taxis and less buses when he goes out. May be Bao Xiao daily observation. At this time, every time we go out, we hold him at the intersection and stop. He will habitually learn to look like an adult, hold out his little hand, and wiggle wiggle starts to wave for a car. When going out recently, whether before going out or when coming back, we have to tease him: "Bao Xiao, shall we take the bus?" Bao Xiao will shake his little head like a drum and say to us, "No, no!" We asked again, "How can I get there?" He will definitely tell you "take a taxi!"

10. Spring is a good time for an outing. The class teacher suggested a barbecue in the wild and let the children choose the barbecue place. Before other children could react, my little Bao raised his hand and said, "Teacher, let's go to the zoo, where there are all kinds of meat!" " "

1 1. "This is calla lily, this is green bristlegrass, and this used to be where dad lived." "Dad is lying. I didn't even see horseshoes and dog tails. Dad is lying. "

12. Big cake! Early in the morning, as soon as I entered the classroom, Xuan Ya came up to me and said, "Teacher, today is my birthday! My mother ordered a cake for me. " Another girl came over and said, "Yes, Xuan Ya's birthday cake is so small!" "I was surprised:" How do you know? ""Xuan Ya said, but ah, how to eat cupcakes? By my birthday, I want to order a big cake! ！” I think it's funny: "Do you know how big the sky is for a big cake?" "Yes, the sky is so big! "Of course, I also reached back with my hand and gestured lovingly. ) The teacher next to me and I are heartless! ~~~~~~~~~~~

13. In winter, Xiaoming and his family sit in front of the fireplace and mind their own business. Seeing that my brother was missing, my mother asked, "Where is your brother?" "Maybe he went downstream." "What are you going to do in the river?" Xiao Ming said: "If the ice is thick, he may be skating;" If the ice is thin, he may be swimming. "

14. The baby's mother is an obstetrician and her father is a pediatrician. One day, his classmates asked him, "What do your parents do?" The baby said, "My mother gave birth to the baby and my father repaired it."

15. When I picked up my children in the morning, one of them was very excited and said to me: Teacher! I want to change my father! I was puzzled and asked him why he changed. He is happy to say that his father just eats and doesn't work, and the whole family can't stand it. He discussed it with his mother and decided to get a new father.

16. On Sunday, I took my daughter to the park. Seeing many children eating ice cream, the daughter said, "They are eating ice cream. Eating ice cream has bad teeth and a stomachache, so I won't eat it. " I think the child is quite sensible and said happily, "You did really well today! Dad wants to reward you. What do you want to eat? " The daughter immediately said, "ice cream."

17. One day after school, a little boy asked his mother, "Mom, where am I from?" Mother thinks this question is not easy to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children, taking cats and dogs as examples, and seriously talk about the reproductive process. After listening to this, the son said in a daze, "How did this happen? My deskmate said that he is from Shanxi! "

18. Mom: "The baby is four years old, you can sleep by yourself." Child: "Dad is so old, why don't you sleep by yourself?"

19. Mom, I find that you don't love my silly child at all. You are the only one for my mother. How can my mother not love you? Then why did you hug dad at night instead of me?

20. Little nephew: "I want a woman to hold me to sleep." Me:. . . . . . Nephew: "Men stink." Me: "Then don't stink your mother, too." Nephew: "Boys stink when they grow up. I smell good. "

2 1.' Baby' Mom, where am I from? Mother said deliberately,' You picked it up.' The baby said thoughtfully,' Oh, it turns out that everyone is the same, and the children in our class say they picked it up'.

22. The baby said happily with a rag: "Mom, I learned to wipe things!" "Then what did you wipe?" The baby said, "I cleaned the table and toilet, and now I'm going to wash the dishes."

23. John came back from the outside with a big bill in his hand and said to his mother, "I found it outside!" " "Mother asked unconvinced," Did you really pick it up? " "It's true." John replied, "I saw the man looking for it. "

24. One morning I had a beard on my feet. I cook in the kitchen and let my 4-year-old son dress himself. I'm as busy as a bee in the kitchen. The son shouted in the room: "Mom, come and see, I have grown up and a beard on my feet!" " "I went to my son's room and saw him standing on tiptoe, watching carefully." Mom, look, I have a beard on my feet, or a white beard! ""He said, pointing to a few sparse hairs on his big toe. Looking at my son's lovely appearance, I smiled. He said solemnly, "Mom, what are you laughing at? Really, I have a beard on my feet, and it's still white, don't believe you! "

25. After Wang Xiaoshi got up from a nap, I was busy folding the quilt. A boy came over and hugged me and said, "Wang Xiaoshi!" I asked him inexplicably, "Why do you call me that?" He said lovingly, "I want to give you a name. Besides, you are neither old nor beautiful. Why don't I call you Xiaoshi? "Oh, my God! ! I am surprised, but the beauty in my heart! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~

26. Bao Xiao ate bread with relish, and Tintin's mouth watered. Said, "I can turn bread into the moon." Bao Xiao didn't believe it. Tintin took a big bite of bread and said, "Does it look like the moon to you?"

27. "Mom, are people really changed by monkeys?" "yes." "Oh, no wonder there are fewer and fewer monkeys."

28. The mother told her child, "If there is an earthquake, we will all be killed, leaving you and your brother. You must take good care of him and work hard to earn money to support him. " The child replied, "Then I will marry him." Mother said, "You can't marry your brother. You are brother and sister. " The child was anxious and said, "Then there will be no one in the world!" " "

29. A mother took her daughter back to her hometown in the countryside and saw a horse on the way. The child asked, "Mom, why is this dog so big?" The tail is so long? "Mom said," this is a horse, not a dog. "The child asked again," Why is the horse still wearing shoes? "Who did it?"

30. Dad encourages his 4-year-old son to exercise more and build more muscles, so that he can be healthy and not be sick. The son thought it over carefully and asked, "Dad, can't you grow chicken feathers?"

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