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The mood of marriage, talk about feelings.
The only thing you said that moved me: Let's get married, it's my treat.
3, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for seventy years in a row is my strong point!
4, the standard of a good husband: the wife should wait patiently when dressing up, be grateful and frugal when giving pocket money, and be duty-bound to pay the bill actively when shopping. Stand at attention and bow your head in training!
The sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water that entered your mind when you chose your husband.
6. I love you to see you when I am happy and angry. You can't miss my ups and downs You can't miss my death. Even if I want to be a thief, you have to be a thief with me.
7, get married in the game, just to fill your emptiness in my heart.
8. After many years, what I hope to marry me is you that I love now.
9. I'll take a screenshot of who shows love in front of me on Tanabata, and I'll send you these pictures in red envelopes when you get married and it's not him.
10, married nine, divorced twelve. Only fools divorce. So expensive!
1 1, you shouldn't say it was the most romantic experience in your life, but it should be said that it was the first romantic experience in your life.
12, falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to help others raise their wives.
13 Whether it's a love drama or an idol drama, it will be a happy ending when the hero and heroine get married in the end. This profound explanation: as long as you get married, there is no future!
14, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single. Why spend your youth * * * other people's husbands are still so serious.
15, I love you so much and care so much, don't you realize that I love you?
16 years have passed, my children are all around my knees, and he is still around. I will proudly tell the children that I fell in love with him and got married many years later. Now we are very happy with you.
17, whether this person, you are afraid of not getting it at first; Until you really can't get it, you are afraid that you can't see it; Finally, you can't even see it, or even dream of it. You have forgotten what he looks like, but you still love him.
18, you said: you must go to Ireland to get married, just because divorce is illegal there.
19, I must have a bridesmaid group and a godmother group for my daughter or son when I get married!
20. Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.
2 1, wait until one day, I am not willful, selfish, affectionate or stubborn, and you are still here, then we will get married.
22. Let's get married and give me your happiness. Now I want to hear your answer, will you?
23. When you get married, slap him first, and then tell him domineering that you won't come early, which makes my mother almost follow the wrong person.
24. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!
25. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!
26. Men get married because they are tired, while women get married because they are curious. As a result, both sides were disappointed.
27. When we are both married. Let's go to see the sea hand in hand. Then say "I love you" to the person I love the most.
28. I miss you, I like you and I love you. Seven years later, the only person willing to marry me is you.
29. If you get married and the bride is not me (next88), then let me be your maid of honor, ok? At least I can witness your happiness in my life.
30. Men should have backbone, fall in love, talk about marriage and not raise wives for others.
3 1, your uncle, you are married, call me. You can't get married without calling me
32. When God saw people thirsty, he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.
Honey, let's go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.
On our wedding day, we will tattoo the couple's rings together. If anyone dares to mention the word divorce, cut off your finger.
35. I love and say nothing; I love only my psychological perception; I cherish my secret, and I also cherish my pain; I swear that my love has no expectation, but it is not without pleasure-as long as I can see you, I will be satisfied.
36. There are many women in the world, and men say that there is more than one woman worthy of love; There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love.
Let's get married, shall we Then we can show off around with the red notebook issued by the Civil Affairs Bureau.
38. If your wedding bride is not me, I will wear a more beautiful wedding dress than your bride to attend your wedding, sing and break up peacefully!
39. Sometimes you feel romantic, but most of the time, you get along very contentedly and comfortably.
40. Marriage is neither heaven nor hell. Marriage is just the beginning of a new life. We should be full of hope and shoulder the responsibilities in marriage. We succeeded, and we are very happy.
4 1. Know each other well and accept each other. You know that the other person knows your strengths and weaknesses, and you are still convinced that you are accepted by him.
42. The person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you love now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.
43. Now I am sixteen and you are sixteen. We got through three years of pain and seven years of itching together, and then got married ten years later. All right.
44. Whose idea was it to fall in love these days? Damn it, how good is it to get married directly?
45. The ship of my heart is sailing to the sea of your heart. Please don't blame the ship for carrying too much, because it contains all the love.
46. My favorite best friend got married. I just want to say that it's good for my nephew to be my flower girl. Preferably a few flower girl. ...
47. I'll take you to get a ring on your wedding day. If you want a divorce, cut off that finger.
48. Marriage doesn't need great love. When you don't hate each other, marriage is enough.
49. You all think that marriage is a lifetime thing. And both sides are firmly willing to commit themselves to this long-term marriage relationship.
50. Marriage is a necessary stage in life. Fortunately, happiness depends on how you manage your marriage.
5 1, I just received a message from my ex-girlfriend that I will get married in a few days: I am married, will you come? I silently replied three words: go next time.
You must be my best man on your wedding day, because we promised to walk through the wedding hall together.
53. A boy can only be stupid for a girl in this life, just because he has learned to be smart since then; A girl can only give everything for a boy in this life, because she has nothing from now on. Therefore, you will fall in love with many people in this life, but those who love you wholeheartedly are very precious.
The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.
On August 13, if someone uploads a photo of the show, I will cut it off. If you don't get together in the future, I will post the photo in red when you get married.
56. You are like air, and you are always there. Without you, my blood and heart would stop beating.
57. Women either love to get married, or they don't play seriously, or they are arrogant and single. Why spend your youth * * * other people's husbands are still so serious.
58. You are married. She has the same name as me, but after all, she is not the same person.
59. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears at a word. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
60. The only feeling in my life is given by you, and the only pride in my life is also given by you!
6 1. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.
62. Speaking of love in my school days, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.
63. Love is fate, fate is accident, and accident is predestined. It is destined to be just a test for Yue Lao. For you, I accepted the test of Yue Lao again and again. Now Lian Yue doesn't want to embarrass me any more, just accept me!
64. Love is just a high fever. Stupid people get married, those who come back from burning break up, and those who are still infatuated are burning.
65, three years of throbbing, five years of heartache and seven years of itching, get married after that! I'll marry you when the girl treats your waist-high hair.
66. After the separation, I planned for a long time to make you feel guilty about me. I did it on purpose. How can you marry someone you don't love!
67. Every woman always has a close friend of the same sex. She will be your best friend when you are young, your bridesmaid when you get married and your child's godmother.
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