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Gunfire bursts send corrupt officials and everyone happy.
The wood turned the mountain into a mountain.
There is a lot of smoke at night because of the fire.
Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru have similar names, but they are actually different.
Wei Wuji, Sun Chang mowgli, people mowgli, I mowgli.
Riding a strange horse, pulling a long bow, playing the harp and playing the pipa, the eight kings are high above and fighting alone.
Pretending to be a man, attacking a dragon suit and enchanting four imps have crossed the line many times and joined hands to take it.
The freezing rain sprinkled on the window, two o'clock east and three o'clock west.
Chop the guests, seven knives and eight knives.
A bowl of green tea can quench your thirst, Yuan.
Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu
Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.
Wild geese fall to the western hills of Shanxi.
The waterwheel will drive the water, and the water will follow the car and the car will stop supplying water.
Fan Fan, Fan Fan, Fan Fan, Fan Fan.
People pass by Buddhist temples.
The Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.
Pin quan cha San kou Bai shui
There are two mountains in Zhu Xian 'an.
Being involved in the world for a hundred years makes it difficult for a son to be filial, a husband to be righteous, and a father to do his duty.
After capturing thousands of books, the cake was fruitless, which was eventually complained by his mother, wife and children.
The full moon is still missing every year.
Night after night, the lights are dim and the line of sight is clear.
Every new year is very sad.
It is difficult to do the problem.
A big belly can hold things that are hard to hold in the world.
Open your mouth and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.
Heaven is a chessboard and stars are children.
On the ground, the pipa road is like a string.
Kick through the three stones of Leiqiao
Cut the word Shuang Shan.
Green grass and bright autumn moon.
Bamboo has long hair and short pen for incense.
Xiu Xiu is everywhere.
Rain or shine, always be curious.
I was alone on the boat, with two or three poets. I started sailing with four oars and five sails. After six beaches and seven bays, I experienced eight bumps and nine bumps. Alas, I came very late.
After ten years of cold window, I entered the 89 Academy, abandoned worldly desires, studied the Five Classics and Four Books, and got three transgressions and two exams. I must win today.
Busy being famous, busy making money, busy relaxing and playing chess.
Work hard, work hard, enjoy life and make a pot of tea.
Loneliness in the cold window
Clarify the floating waves in the lake
Yansuochi Liu Tang
Paozhen tower
One year on earth, two spring months, two August, two spring and autumn.
Sixty-year-olds will meet again on Sunday, and the world will meet again.
Five hours is divided into two years, and each year is satisfactory.
Two years old overnight.
Flowers reopen, plus 37 years.
Celebrate the ancient and rare, spring and autumn more than once.
There are seventy-two sages in Xingtan, and sages like saints;
28 Yuntai generals will be appointed.
In drawing, dragons don't scream, tigers don't scream, and watching teenagers is ridiculous.
On the chessboard, the car has no wheels and the horse has no saddle. Say, get up carefully.
Round neck silver pot Yaoshanzui
Square-headed brass locks grow beards on the belly
A cold Confucian climbs dragons, phoenixes and osmanthus.
Three Buddha statues sit on the shore like lotus flowers.
The jade emperor marchers, thunder drums and clouds, rain arrows and wind knives, make a celestial array;
Dragon and Emperor Banquet, Moon Candles and Star Lights, delicacies, dishes all over the floor.
East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east pawnshop.
Nanyou Road, Beiyou Road, North-South Mail Road, North-South Mail Road
The old trees in the Rocky Mountain withered.
Baishui Xia Quan Qi Niu Ben
Huanghuadi Huanghuadu, Huanghuadu wears Huanghuadu.
Grass carp in the grass pond suck grass.
Yingying, Yanyan, Cui Cui and Honghong are in harmony everywhere.
Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves.
The bright moon shines on the screen window, and the four sides are bright.
The breeze sends fragrance, and Mei Lanfang is depressed.
Two people sitting on the ground.
January is bright and beautiful.
The king is not in charge of the national economy and people's livelihood.
It's freezing, and it's hard for water to turn into ice.
The ship carries stones and stones, and the ship carries light.
Measure the length of the ground with a ruler.
Light weight and light weight.
Foot short circuit is long and short.
The boat leaked and the pot was full.
When the lamp blows to extinguish the fire, it burns.
Jiu zui JIU ke restaurant
Let people love painting and poetry.
Eggs are really light without salt.
The pig intestines are not cut properly.
Wu Bei Lu Du Su
Xixi chicken qiti
Jade head began to cry.
Monks swim across the river and worry about monks.
Independent bridges do not flow through rivers.
Sleeping in a lonely hotel, the dream soul once came to my hometown.
Castle peak is not always a snow-white head.
There is no wind and wrinkles in the green water.
East Temple, West Chamber Landlord and West Chamber Door dare to sit side by side.
Ning, Ji, Jing, South, North, Shuangjing, and water and soil can compete for hegemony.
Red face, black face, white face and dragon face protect Mr. Liu
Cao Cao's ambition, lingering heart, Dong Zhuo's heart is better than Han Dynasty.
The tall, short man with a short stick on his shoulder came to Odeli Mountain with a black and yellow roe deer.
Sister-in-law Xi found new rags to make wet and dry shoes and went to the house next door to pay for her relatives.
Silkworms make cocoons and weave silk to warm the world.
The wolf makes a fine pen and writes splendid articles all over the world.
A man, a woman, a woman, an aunt and a sister-in-law are in one.
The new three years and the old three years make up for the old three years.
Mr. Scholar asked Mr. Scholar.
Go, go, chase the horse, go, go, go.
Visit the West Lake, lift the tin pot, put it down, and cherish the tin lake.
It is rare for Nanping to sell more blue bottles than Nanping.
Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.
Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading
East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.
Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.
Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.
Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.
Baita Street, blacksmith's yellow stove, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting north to south, hitting things.
The bitter farmers in Danshui Bay wear cool hats, bend over, burn spicy food, sweat and cut sweet sugar cane, raise their wives, teach their children and raise their grandchildren.
Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.
It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.
Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.
A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.
The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.
Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu
Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.
Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.
Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.
Sanbaodi, Yinshan, Xijinyu, Tieweng City
Confucius, Mencius, Mozi, sage of Huaxia Middle School
Always take the bait, always take the bait, always take the test, always take the test, always take the test.
One person's congress, two people's days, great human feelings, great human feelings.
If there are bugs in the water, it will be turbid. If there is fish in the water, it is fishing.
Under the wood is the last wood, the last wood, pine, cypress and forest.
Look at the wood on the door.
Si Shin Kuhn Ueda
There is less water and sand.
It is made of earth embankment.
Silkworm is a world worm.
Hong is a riverside bird.
The mouth of the world is bent on swallowing me.
Among them, the border king of Wang Ren intends to be in full power.
An unclear opening will split in two.
Twenty heads will be cut off with eight knives.
Feng tamed Feng tamed the five princes.
One person in Iraq is Yin, and none in Yi Yin is Yuan.
The old wood has withered, but this wood has become wood.
Good girls are better than good girls.
People used to be monks and can become buddhas.
A woman is as humble as a handmaid and can be called a slave.
Three women are traitors, and two women start with one woman.
Five umbrella villains rely on adults.
Ten people think about their country, their home and their country.
Eight eyes still enjoy the wind, the moon and the autumn fragrance
The sun produces bright characters in the eastern moon and the western sky.
Children live on the right, women live on the left, and good people are rewarded.
Qiao Nv naturally hates rouge, chewing gum and face.
Brother Zhi is Wu He's old copper and iron dart front.
Monks from various monasteries returned to worship the four-dimensional arhat with their hands.
The wooden door is idle, and the big and small peaks come from two mountains.
Four-dimensional giggle and ride
The speaker is a pig, the pig is the former pig, and the pig is the latter pig.
An inch of land is a temple, and there are poems beside it. The poem says: The moon sends monks back to the ancient temple.
Shuang Mu is a forest. Forests are forbidden, and so are clouds.
In three days, there will be the day you want. Hibika has 36,000 days in a hundred years.
If you have three mouths, open your mouth. I advise you to drink more wine.
The sun and the moon are bright and faint, the mountain breeze is blue, the stone skin is still firm, and the ancient wood is immortal.
When can people come? If you have a thousand miles of meaning, you will never say anything about the yellow crane. Your ambition has not yet been realized.
Jani girl of Miao nationality
Zhuge, who talks big, is the only one.
The old trees in front of the rock are withered, and this wood is firewood.
A good girl with a long scarf is even better.
Jiu zui JIU ke restaurant
Let people love painting and poetry.
Tune the piano, tune the new song, tune it beautifully.
Plant flowers, good seeds and fragrant seeds.
The world is getting shorter and shorter, regardless of the situation.
When there are many people, when there are few people, we should choose benevolence and pay people.
There is no mountain like Wushan.
What water can be as clear as river water?
Hungry chickens steal rice, and children fight each other.
The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.
Move a chair against the tung tree and watch the moon together.
Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other.
Sister-in-law sweeps firewood and asks uncle to bundle it.
Aunt moved broken barrels to make iron rings.
Draw a picture of a lotus monk.
Han Shu Han Lin Shu
Tangyin Temple in Kannonji
Jiaodong Dongli lives in Jiao Shan.
The Yangtze River crosses the Yangtze River
No thieves came, no monks came.
No admittance for idle people, no admittance for saints.
Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.
Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.
The wind blows bees to the ground, and the wind breathes bees to fly.
Li Da Shen Lili Li Fu.
The eagle stands on the treetops and the moon shines obliquely. The eagle doesn't lean.
The cat crouched in the corner, and the wind blew its fur, but the cat did not move.
It is impossible to stop the ship on land and water and sail on it.
Sweetheart GeGeGeFei GeFeiFei.
Who planted persimmons before the assistant minister toured the city?
Cross the river and pull the lotus where to insert it.
There is no rain in Tongzhou, and there is no water in Tongzhou.
Juye is all fields, and Jimo is all wheat in autumn.
Magu eats mushrooms, mushrooms, mosses and Magu fairies.
Tung tree hits Tung tree, Tung tree falls, Tung tree is happy.
The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.
The monk stood by the river, the river collapsed and the monk rushed.
The girl planted grain and seedlings at her feet.
The headquarters burned paper and the ashes flew to the head of the headquarters.
The chicken stood beside the chicken, pressed it, turned it over and slapped it.
The donkey is a pear tree. When it falls, it hits the pear.
Nautilus island boat water pushes the boat to flow, but it doesn't flow.
Under Luoyang Bridge, the wind blows buckwheat, but the bridge does not move.
The wine sold by nuns is beautiful and cheap, and nuns should sell it.
Monks go upstairs. The stairs are high and short. Monks go upstairs.
Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbaceous woody plants
In spring and autumn, plum blossoms, sweet-scented osmanthus and roses are very fragrant.
People pass through Buddhist temples.
The temple Buddha is bigger than the people.
Langzhong Wang ruoli
Li Ruo Wang Zhong Lang
Shangke Tian Ran Bureau
Ju Ran Tian Shangke
Good luck comes from good deeds.
Fertile land makes excellent people.
Monks visit Yunyin Temple.
Monks wandering in the hidden clouds in the temple
The willow tree between people is like this.
Like the people on the willow tree.
Rain, spring, trees and the sky.
In spring, the sky is even green and the trees are raining.
The wind sends flowers, and the ground smells red.
The ground is full of wind from red fragrant flowers.
Bright red flowers fall with the rain
Rain falls with flowers.
Chunhui county fu village
Village wealth returns to spring first.
Chu Chu Hua Fei Fei Chu Chu
Gurgling water gurgling.
Thick green trees, thick green trees.
Laughing and laughing.
The fog locks the mountain, and the mountain locks the fog
The sky is connected with water, and the tail water is connected with the sky.
The snow ridge is blowing. The snow ridge is blowing.
Longtan Huoshui HuoTan Long
Feng Luo wutong wuluo peak.
Julianbi and Lian Bi Pig.
Oil lamp with little oil.
Use firewood as firewood.
Jing Quan Shangshanshan Jing Quan
Clear water in the pond and clear water in the pond
Xiangshan Bi Yun Si Yun Bi Shan Xiang
The leaves of Larix gmelinii in Huangshan Mountain are yellow.
Xiu shan Qing Yu Qing shan xiu
Xiangbai Gu Feng Gubai Lane
Wuxi Xishan Wuxi
Pinghu shuiping lake
Open your mouth and laugh. Laugh at everything today.
A big belly can tolerate nature, but can't tolerate itself.
The golden willow on the Jinshui River runs through goldfish mouth.
Hosta flowers outside the jade railing are inserted on the jade head.
Baokuo Pagoda, whose spire is like a pen, writes the world with a pen.
Bridge opening's circular golden ribbon bridge, like a mirror, reflects Kyushu.
Bow length, bow length, archers shoot arrows, and the arrows are not empty.
Li Mu, Li Carpenter Li woodcarving bow, the bow is difficult to open.
Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp draft, find out.
Streams belong to rivers, rivers belong to rivers, and rivers belong to the sea.
Huanghuagang, Ganghuahuang, Huang Zhao game-writing protocol, blood-stained Huanghualiu Fangge.
Green water river, the river is green, green reflects the white tower, and the tower is printed with green water.
Listen to the rain, live in the rain building, and listen to the sound of the rain.
Watch the tide, watch the tide, watch the tide, watch the tide, watch the tide, watch the tide.
The water-cooled Golden Cold Fire Temple is under construction.
What is an officer who diverts from South to North?
Thousands of bricks and tiles make a cross temple in a hundred days.
Two oars in a boat, three people crossing the stone bridge.
The reopening of flowers and three seven years.
The ancient and rare double celebration has another spring and autumn.
One palm, five fingers, three long and two short.
Liuhe is inserted underground, and seven floors extend in all directions.
Iced wine is one point two thirty.
Lilacs have a hundred heads and a thousand heads.
The boy saw the oak tree 123456789 10.
Mr. Wang said, A, B, D, E, G, N, N, G.
Play six inner hexagrams, three outer hexagrams, and three outer hexagrams.
The stick is eight feet long, four feet with you and four feet away from you.
The ruler Snake Man Valley is nine inches and ten minutes.
There are three pairs of seven ducks floating on the river, and there is one pair left.
There are three points of water and two points of bamboo to add a clear moon.
Looking at the river from Wubu Building and Shibu Pavilion
Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of Buddhas in their hearts.
A beautiful woman is beautiful to the moon, the earth and the sky.
Take two Sichuan platoons, eight arrays, six exits, seven grabs, five columns and forty-nine original lamps, and concentrate on three wishes.
Ping, Shu, Ding, Nan, Man, Dong and Bei refused to change the military accounts. The surface of civilian gold can only be attacked by fire.
A Da Qiao, two little Joe, three inches golden lotus, four inches waist, five boxes of six boxes of colorful disputes, eight points nine points ten letter jiao.
On the eighth day of September, there were seven Jinshi, the remaining six were even, with four drums and three sounds, and Er Qiao accounted for one.
The breeze is everywhere and I can't stand it.
When will the moon shine again?
Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.
Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.
Lotus root is due to lotus.
There are apricots but no plums.
Last night, I played chess to find my direction.
See Yan Hui in the mirror today.
Confucius was born at the end of the ship.
Light dance began in Hanzhong.
Modest bamboo has curved leaves.
There are no flowers on the proud plum's back.
Rain and ashes piled up into pits.
The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.
A cluster of gardens in front of me. Who's Zhuangzi?
A few lines on the wall. Which Chinese book?
The bright moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.
Cold dew is cold, and it turns into frost when it comes late.
Single plum blossom sweeping snow
Xixi Mountain is dancing and flowing.
A monk carrying water with both arms, covered in sweat, is in harmony with Jinshi and sweat is in harmony with Hanlin.
When nuns plant seedlings, their hands are arranged in rows, which is in harmony with observation and arrangement.
The parallel rowing speed of the two ships is not as fast as that of the sail, which is in harmony with Lu Su, and the fast sail is in harmony with Fan Kuai.
Playing a flute with eight tones in one is more difficult than playing a flute with Di Qing and playing a flute with Xiao He.
Bass has four gills and monopolizes Songjiang.
Crabs have eight legs and run wild in Kyushu.
How can bamboo be empty without heart?
Snow is unintentional, but for another year.
The night bath is full of stars all day.
Come on stage early to save three generations of Gan Kun.
It's even worse to plant snow by freezing it in water.
Fog rose in the air and clouds began to appear.
I want to read Zuo Zhuan's book and go back to the right.
Sit facing south, eat watermelon skin and throw it east.
Reading the Red Chamber and Seeing Baochai's flirting Grand View Garden
You see, in the west wing, Zhang is fighting with Fu Sergey.
Four lights, a layer of paper, shine brightly on the southeast and northwest.
One year's study, eight dollars, hard work, through spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Dongting Lake is 800 miles long, and the waves are rolling and stormy. Where did the master come from?
Wushan gorge, twelve peaks, misty, examiner descended from the sky.
Sishui River is the first river in four seasons and the second river in summer. Who comes first and who comes second in Jiangxia?
Three religions and nine streams, Confucianism, three talents first, three talents last, boy. How dare this Confucian be the first and the last?
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