Prank on the group leader

1. I admire the perseverance of the group leader. Even though he knew that I didn’t like the group leader, the group leader still didn’t give up pursuing me. Last night, the group leader sang to me again and secretly kissed me. Facing the group leader With such love, I can only say: I swear, I have hated the group leader for ten thousand years! Damn mosquitoes!

2. Xi Shi’s appearance is like a fish sinking before a wild goose, and a flower is shy when the moon is closed; Concubine Yang looks back and smiles with all her beauty, the pink and white of the Sixth Palace are colorless; although the leader of the group is not as powerful as them, as long as the leader of the group gives him a flirtatious look , it can still scare away thieves.

3. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring happiness to the group owner when the group owner feels satisfied. So the group leader should give me the extra money: don’t move, rob!

4. The advantages of the group leader are countless. He can sing and dance. He has a good and prosperous life. He is tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of the group leader. What is amazing is that the two In her early teens, the group leader still... pees her pants.

5. If the group owner receives this message, it proves that the group owner’s phone has been infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.

6. What’s going on? I just called the group owner’s mobile phone, and after the *** rang, it said: The other party is running naked, please wait and call again. I can't believe it! When I called again, it said: Sorry, the user you dialed has left the service area, please wait and call again.

7. I sent an email to the group owner, because I was afraid that the group owner would pretend not to see it; I called the group owner, but I didn’t know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the group owner: Is the group owner awesome now? How long has it been since you said hello to me?

8. The group leader was lying quietly on the bed, exuding an alluring fragrance, soft skin, and an alluring feeling that made my heart beat faster. I excitedly walked towards the group leader, lay on the group leader, and said to the group leader affectionately, I like the group leader...my sheets!

9. The turtle and the snake went to see a movie. They only had one ticket. The turtle let the snake wrap around his neck. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said: Stop. Turtle Snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said: Look at the group leader, he's such a turtle, and he's still wearing a tie!

10. Hold the group leader in your hand, burn incense silently, and pray to get the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When you have accumulated 999 flowers, give them to the most beautiful group leader... Then I run quickly Kai: Sample, I don’t believe we can’t recruit the leader of the bee sting swarm!

11. The group leader is really awesome and well-informed. It can be said that the group leader is knowledgeable about everything and has a good heart. No matter who has difficulties, the group leader will always respond to their requests. I want to follow The group leader said: My toilet is clogged, come and help me fix it!

12. The man and the weaver girl are a match made by heaven, and Yingying and Zhang are born in the West Wing; Butterfly Lovers turn into butterflies and make people drunk, and Bao Dai makes people cry in love; Ruth and Jack make people heartbroken, and the hot girl’s favorite is Beckham; if you ask who Competing with the group leader, Sister Feng is the perfect match for the group leader!

13. I fell in love with the group leader the first time I saw him! The group leader also noticed me. He smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I couldn't help but hug the group leader tightly! Ah, the cute Lucky Cat!

14. Wukong developed tourism in Huaguo Mountain, and Wu Jing also raised a tortoise in Liusha River; Master, I also published a book about my journey of learning scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about the group leader, and asked me to send greetings to my teacher. It's okay, Bajie.

15. When I am tired, I can nestle in the arms of the group leader; when I am hurt, I can cry on the group leader’s shoulder. From the moment I was born, I fell deeply in love with the group leader and can no longer be separated from the group leader, ah, my dear bed!

16. I heard that the group leader has made a fortune and has paid off all the foreign debts. Then I should pay back half the eraser I borrowed from me when I was in elementary school. Plus the interest for so many years, the group leader should pay back My tire.

17. If the group leader wants, I will look at the group leader affectionately until the group leader surrenders; if the group leader wants, I will talk to the group leader affectionately until the group leader turns into a sheep; Lord, I will come all the way to support the group leader. Does the group leader dare to admit that he is a donkey?

18. I wish the group owner to be a waiter in a happy shop: if you have nothing to do, watch the duo, the happy plum blossoms will bloom for the second time, listen to the beautiful duet, get a double salary after being paid, don’t have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps in style, Everyone says that the group leader is very bad!

19. There is a constant stream of people wandering on the streets, who can hear someone’s loneliness.

Find someone to cherish each other, find a heart-to-heart connection, the group leader is unique in this universe, no one can replace it, the world will become dark without the group leader, street light!

20. You missed me after not seeing me for a day. You feel uncomfortable without news from me. I knew the group owner would be like this, so I immediately sent this text message to the group owner. Don’t be too grateful to me. Please give me a hug. , don’t say anything else, otherwise the group leader and I will be in a hurry!

21. During the meteor shower yesterday, I quickly made a thousand and one wishes for the group leader in front of the meteors. The first thousand wishes were to wish the group leader a speedy recovery from amnesia. The thousandth wish was for the group leader to recover from amnesia as soon as possible. Zero one wish is that I hope the group owner will remember to pay me back two dollars!

22. Ears itching? That means I’m thinking about the group leader! Itchy eyes? That means I want to meet the group leader! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss the group leader! Body itchy? That means... stop thinking nonsense, you've got lice, go take a shower!

23. Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he took out his pocket in front of his wife, the cigarettes, unsuccessful gambling tickets, and photos of his old lover were scattered on the floor. When he panics, which thing will he immediately cover up? Mrs.'s eyes.

24. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I will be a doctor and relieve the suffering of my compatriots! Xiao Ming: When I grow up, I will be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Xiaobao: Where is the group leader? Xiaobao thought about it and said: I want to be a compatriot!

25. The group leader is obviously uglier than me, but the boyfriends around me are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for several days, and I had to think hard to find the answer. Even if I didn't accept it, it wasn't that the group leader was smart and capable, but that the group leader was stupider than me!

26. We haven’t seen each other for a long time. Let’s take advantage of my free time today to treat the group leader to a meal. I will wait for the group leader in the bank near the group leader’s house. The group leader will come over quickly. If If the group leader doesn't see me when he enters the bank, he will shout "robbery". Do you understand?

27. The red rabbit horse became Guan Yu’s mount because it could travel thousands of miles in a day; the white dragon horse became Tang Monk’s mount because of Guanyin Bodhisattva’s guidance; although the leader of the group is not that powerful, he can become Avanti The mount is still very good.

28. The most romantic thing that comes to my mind is to say to the group leader in the early morning: The group leader is beautiful! Excellent! great! I think this will make the group owner happy for the day. But I can't do it often because it's not good to lie often.

29. I miss the group leader so much! Oops, I accidentally posted it by mistake. I posted it anyway. If the group owner accepts it, then save it. If the group owner doesn't accept it, please send these four words back to me. Thank you!

30. Looking at the cloudless sky, listening to the rushing sound of the creek, and the grass around you swaying gently in the wind, how beautiful nature is, but it is a pity that the air is blocked by the crowd. The fart the Lord just let out was contaminated!

31. I heard that the group leader spent tens of thousands to buy a Western Zhou Dynasty clay pot, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert seriously said to the group leader: "How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty? It's obviously from the Western Zhou Dynasty. It was from last week! ”

32. The female earthworm and the centipede were discovered by the male earthworm, and the male earthworm was very sad: Why? Am I not good enough to the group leader? The mother earthworm retorted: What's the matter? We've been together for so long and you don't even give me a hug!

33. When you are a human being, you must pay attention to the following principles: one is the hairpin, the other is the hairpin. Ergun Mi 氕尠夤愀鄄镺鬏隳. Three terbium, chlorine, chlorine and terbium. Ah, I don’t understand! The group leader has suffered the consequences of being uneducated all his life!

34. This summer is very hot. Let me help you cool down. As the saying goes, a calm mind naturally cools down. The group leader can adjust his mood like this: buy a bunch of watermelons, stab and chop them with a kitchen knife, and at the same time Recite the cool and refreshing mantra: I will kill the melon! I'll kill me!

35. My friends all said that I was a handsome guy, but I refused to admit it. In the end, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To be honest, I don’t want to have this title, but I am helpless in front of money!

36. The leader of the group is not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. The leader of the group is not a cigarette, and I am not a match. No matter how much friction we rub, there will be no sparks. The leader of the group is not time, and I will not be able to produce sparks. If it’s not years, no matter how much time you waste, you won’t be able to reach the horizon.

37. The group leader’s face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei’s; the group leader’s eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yun, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

38. If you want to cool off in the hot summer, I will teach the group leader a secret trick: first raise your hands above your head to let the armpits dissipate heat, then put your hands on the ground to touch the earth's air, and finally stick out your tongue, Breathe quickly to dissipate heat from your mouth. Got it?

39. Don’t bring the handsome face of the group leader so close, be careful that my appearance affects the group leader’s appetite; the food is very good, I hope the group leader will not be so civilized when eating; I am the biggest My wish is that the group owner can get a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

40. Measure the window, the bed and the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not as long as the bed, and the bed is not as long as the wall. , so the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you don’t read well, hit the wall.

41. After receiving my text message, the group leader will be saved from the abyss of strict wife control. If the wife wants the group leader to wear colorful clothes, the group leader can just wear a shirt. Men, simple is fine. If you want The group leader kneels on the washboard. The group leader doesn’t have to kneel anymore. I have the final say on my territory.

42. Reward order: Catch a smile, catch one reward and the group owner will be happy for a lifetime, catch ten rewards and the group owner will be happy for a lifetime, (next88) catch a hundred rewards, the group owner will always be smooth and safe, catch The more you stay, the more rewards you will get, so act quickly and be the first to laugh!

43. Seeing that so many people like the group leader, I secretly encouraged myself that I must try to pursue the group leader. The moment I approached the group leader, I smelled the smell on my body. I finally couldn't help but vomit... stinky tofu!

44. We haven’t seen each other for a long time. Let’s take advantage of my free time today to treat the group leader to a meal. I will wait for the group leader in the bank near the group leader’s house. The group leader will come over quickly. If If the group leader cannot see me when he enters the bank, he will shout "robbery". Do you understand?

45. When you are tired, give yourself an encouraging smile to make the pain less severe; when you are lonely, smile in front of the mirror and tell yourself that the group owner is not alone. Did the group leader smile today?

46. "Can't put it down" means that you like it so much that you won't let go, so the group leader should say "can't let it go" loudly to the person the group leader likes. Try shouting a few more times and it will definitely have an effect. .

47. Those who cook are called cooks; those who raise horses are called grooms; those who cultivate the land are called farmers; those who sell meat are called butchers; those who practice martial arts are called martial artists; those who drive cars are called coachmen; I I am in charge of accounting, so I can do whatever the group leader asks me to do!

48. The group leader is low-key, lives a simple life, has simple thoughts, and does not talk too much. He is a rare honest person. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and did not fall in love early, otherwise I... I would fall in love with such a dull group leader. , what a terrifying thing!

49. A river of spring water, a river of waves, and a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his mobile phone. He takes out his mobile phone and looks down. After reading, it is not difficult to forward it. His fingers move quickly. Like electricity, I would also like to transfer it back to me!

50. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are a match made by heaven, and Yingying and Zhang are born in the West Wing; Butterfly Lovers turn into butterflies and make people drunk, and Bao Dai empty makes people shed tears of lovesickness; Ruth and Jack make people heartbroken, and the hot girl’s favorite is Beckham; if you ask who and The group leader is right, Sister Feng is the perfect match for the group leader!

51. I don’t want to lament the changes in the world, nor do I want to wait for the unknown of growth. Along the way we have traveled, I have learned to be strong and independent. In the days without me, the group members should take care of themselves. When the weather gets cold, stop using your socks as handkerchiefs.

52. The nanny had a very loud voice. The master told her that the people coming tonight are all dignitaries, so she should speak softly. After the meal, the nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned close to the male host and whispered in his ear: "Then I'll go to bed first."

53. The teacher asked me what it means to be handsome, and I understood it as soon as I looked in the mirror. , the teacher asked me again what ugliness is, and I couldn't understand it. It wasn't until I met the group leader that I realized that ugliness can also be so specific. You're just kidding, don't be angry.

54. The group owner borrowed money from me a while ago, and I lent it to the group owner readily. The group owner also said he would pay me back in a few days, but it has been several months now. Why hasn't the group owner paid back the money? If the group owner doesn't pay back the money, I... I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

55. Give the group leader a rose, wishing the group leader a sweet love; give the group leader a carnation, wish the group leader good health; give the group leader a lily, wish the group leader all their wishes come true. ; Send all the flowers of happiness to the group owner, and hope that the fragrance of the flowers will attract... bees to sting the group owner!

56. I want to give the group leader clothes, but the group leader is not in good shape; I want to give the group leader drinks, but the group leader’s wife is nagging me; I want to give the group leader candy, but the group leader’s blood sugar rises; I want to give the group leader RMB. , I am not well-off myself; I can only send text messages to the group leader, but unfortunately the group leader is not well-educated and cannot understand!

57. Please ask the group leader to put the nine horses into ten horse pens on average, and make the number of horses in each horse pen the same. How to divide them? Answer: Put nine horses in a horse pen, and then put nine more horse rings outside the horse pen!

58. On a crowded bus, I had a special feeling as soon as the group leader approached me. The group leader’s indifferent expression made me feel a faint pain. The group leader's indifference made me dare not express my feelings, but I couldn't help myself anymore... the group leader stepped on my toes!

59. A primary school student’s composition: Every morning my parents and I go our separate ways, and we return home again in the evening. When my grades were not good, my father would fight with my roommate and beat me until I fell to the ground. My mother would stand by and watch, never doing anything righteous.

60. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares to use me for dipping? His ancestors traveled south and north. I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my legs on the train track, and even kissed a piglet. What do you think, kissing the leader of the group!

61. The main reason of the group is that they are not happy, so I care for the group owner. If the group leader is really in trouble, then I will shut down...

62. I am obsessed with loving the group leader, I have a fever thinking about the group leader, I see the group leader blush and my heart beats, I can’t help but dream about it , please don’t run away, how I want to hug the group leader! ah! Money, just a joke, don’t care!

63. A life that does not aim at happiness is nonsense. A love that does not end with marriage will break up sooner or later. It is best not to do a job that does not reward you with a salary increase. It is best not to do a job that is not based on teasing. Who will read the information!

64. In a dark night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the leader of the group! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy's crime turned out to be: slaughtering pigs without permission.

65. The group leader’s text messages are as hidden as roses, and the group leader’s words are as unfathomable as algebra; this is the danger hidden in the group leader’s smile, and this is the sign before the group leader kills someone. As a result, the group leader had a nickname - Mei Dai Bad Omen.

66. Love the group leader and never give up for the rest of your life; pamper the group leader and never get tired of it; love the group leader and never give up every second; protect the group leader and never give up through thick and thin; one day I can’t even eat without seeing the group leader, and I can’t eat stir-fried vegetables because the group leader is not here!

67. Mr. Xu made a big mistake. The moment he took out his pocket in front of his wife, there were cigarettes and winning gambling tickets in the bag, and photos of his old lover were scattered on the floor. When he panics, which thing will he immediately cover up? Mrs.'s eyes.

68. The girl found a new love, and the boy and the girl quarreled: Girl: What does the group leader know? She is a returnee from overseas and just came back from the United States. Boy: What’s so great, I’m also a returnee from overseas. I came back from Shanghai yesterday!

69. One day, he was walking on the street with a medium-rare steak. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they are not familiar with it.

70. A fat boy came into a certain subway station... As soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a "didi-di" warning to close the door, and then he jumped onto the platform... and watched the subway door close. , he complained: dizzy, it’s not an elevator!

71. I am afraid of losing the group leader, so I hold the group leader tightly in my arms. I want the group leader to stay with me forever. I feel very sad when the group leader leaves. I feel sorry for the group leader. The relationship is so deep, I think the group leader will understand me, money!