2022 Friends Circle Funny Talk about the simple and funny signature of friends circle (5 1 sentence)

1, you told me to go to bed early, so I went to bed. Isn't that a pity?

2. Politeness is a stranger, and nonsense is a dependence.

You are snowing heavily in the north, and I am stormy in the south.

Mobile phones are developing towards Viagra: bigger, longer and harder.

I'm not hungry, but my mouth is a little lonely.

6, you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also have children.

7. How proud can I be? I was knocked down as soon as I saw you.

8. The boat of friendship turns over when it is said, and the good man turns over when it is said.

9. I like studying, but I like you better.

10, I don't want to take the paper, I don't want to look at the score, it's not cool at all.

1 1. Sometimes I can choose to pretend to be blind, but don't think I'm stupid.

12, the typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

13, the deepest and longest gaze in my life, gave me my mobile phone.

14, G's big head is full of 2G troubles.

15, I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

16, all the girls are boys, and those who tease men are also boys.

17, I liked to pretend to be a writer when I was young. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

18, the city routine is deep, who takes who seriously.

19, long time no see, you are still so embarrassed.

20. When IQ and EQ are high, face value is a gift at most.

2 1. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our turn-back rate has increased.

22. We love each other to do harm to the people.

23. A simple person like me can never work out these math problems.

24, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

25. It doesn't matter if overtime pay is enough.

26. Information notification: You have a kiss. Answer it.

27. Good-looking people like to eat, while ugly people like to eat.

28. Put a candy under the pillow, hoping to have a sweet dream.

29. There are always some clothes in the closet. It's a pity to throw them away.

30. If you have wine, you will get drunk. Sleep if you have a bed. You can't say anything in the future.

3 1, your IQ always makes me forgive your mistakes easily.

I won't keep anyone who tries to leave me.

33. My deskmate is so slutty that I can't study hard.

34. The world is so big! Why are you pretending in front of me?

35. Eating a tomato scared the children next to him to cry.

A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

37. If you miss a sound, you will be killed by me.

38. Men hate women's suspicions because they are too accurate.

39. When I am hungry, I feel that my life is empty.

40. I can cook various instant noodles. If you make friends with me, you will be angry.

4 1, I make friends, no matter whether he is poor or not, he is not as poor as I am anyway.

42. Love is like jumping off a building. Your brain tells you it's not a good idea, but your heart says you can fly.

43. I am so sad. I don't need a hug. Just give me the money.

44. After all the difficulties, I found my legs are quite long.

45. I was tired of staying up late, but I didn't get up late.

46. People like me who don't even know many famous brands sometimes don't even think others are showing off their wealth!

47. The loveliest time for a man is when he is jealous and denies it.

One thing I like about you is to stay away from me.

49. Your eyes are like a whirlpool. I just looked at them and they were taken away.

50. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

5 1, after all, is each other's spare tire, why panic and helplessness.