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the road drooled at the entrance of the car, and he hated to seal it to Jiuquan. It costs ten thousand yuan to be prosperous in the left phase.
Drinking like a long whale sucks a hundred rivers, and a cup of music is called a sage. The handsome and beautiful boy,
looks at the sky with his eyes raised, as bright as a jade tree before the wind. Before embroidered Buddha in the Su Jin Dynasty,
drunk people often love to escape from Zen. Li Bai wrote a hundred poems in a bucket, and went to a restaurant in Chang 'an to sleep.
the son of heaven called and refused to get on the boat, claiming that the minister was a fairy in wine. Zhang Xu's holy biography of three cups of grass,
before taking off his hat and exposing the top of the maharaja, he waved a piece of paper like clouds. Jiao sui's five fights are outstanding, and
he talks about the male and distinguishes the four feasts.
Du Fu's "Song of Eight Immortals in Drinking" wrote eight characters who love drinking, which is vivid and lifelike.
Chinese people's wine culture has a long history, and many touching stories have been left around drinking.
From state affairs to business, three or five friends, or just two brothers, the number is unlimited, all around the wine table. For thousands of years, I have been drinking until today. If there is really no one, it is common for a person to drink stuffy wine. However, when wine is in sorrow, a person is more likely to get drunk, so it is better to take it easy.
The most famous wine bureau in history is the Hongmen Banquet. Xiang Yu entertained Liu Bang for a drink, which was originally insincere and had other plans. Liu Bang knew it, but he didn't dare to come. This wine was also trembling, and he was walking on thin ice. Fortunately, there was a sword dance in Xiangzhuang, and Fan Kuai's drinking was a shoulder-to-shoulder entertainment. He still gave up halfway and broke up in discord. Liu Bang fled successfully, and Xiang Yu left a stigma of "soft nature of women". The host, overlord Xi Chu, made this banquet a great success.
In contrast, Zhao Kuangyin, Song Taizu, is much more brilliant. It is also a wine bureau, and the soldiers are bloodless, and a "drink to relieve the soldiers" has been made, which has dealt with several serious problems that the sun is arrogant and uneasy. Wan Li Jiangshan has become the Zhao family's world.
when it comes to the dynasties with the most prosperous wine style, it is impossible to say that in the Wei and Jin dynasties, besides the "Wei and Jin demeanor" highly praised by cultural people, drinking and bragging has become fashionable. "Liu Ling was born in the name of wine." Liu Ling was a famous person in Wei and Jin Dynasties. She loved to drink, and every time she drank, she would get drunk. She often traveled with wine, leaving her followers carrying shovels behind. Others were puzzled. Liu Ling explained that if I was drunk there, I would just dig a hole there and bury me.
Wang Dao is Wang Xizhi's subordinate grandfather, and Wang Dao's father and Wang Xizhi's grandfather are brothers, that is, Wang Langya, and both Xie Jia belong to a noble family at that time. It is the "Xie Wang" two families in the "Old Wang Xie Tang Qian Yan". According to legend, Shi Chong, a very rich man at that time, once invited Wang Dao and his brother Wang Dun to have a drink. Shi Chong had a habit of asking beautiful women to persuade them to drink. If the guests didn't drink, they would let the guards kill the beautiful women. Shi Chong did the same thing again, asking beautiful women to give Wang Dao a toast. Wang Dao was not good at drinking, so he reluctantly drank it. He gave Wang Dun a toast and even killed three beautiful women, but Wang Dun just didn't drink it. Wang Dao could not bear to persuade Wang Dun to drink, and Wang Dun said that he killed his maid, which had nothing to do with me! This wine is also bloody, which is rare in ancient and modern times.
Needless to say, Wang Xizhi wrote "Preface to the Lanting Pavilion", which is called "the best running script in the world", because a group of gentlemen and idlers drank wine in Huishan. With wine to entertain, Wang Xizhi is also playing beyond the ordinary, otherwise he may not be able to write so smartly.
When I was young, I loved reading martial arts novels. Those so-called "chivalrous men" all liked eating meat in chunks and drinking in big bowls. Qiao Feng fought the heroes in Juxianzhuang, and first drank countless bowls of "broken wine", which made him a hero in the world. Killing people is nothing, and you can still get away with it in the end.
when going up the mountain is a thing of the past, it's a joke to become an outlaw, but drinking is still popular and enduring. I believe that Wu Song's fight against tigers is not because the wine emboldened him, but because it is similar to the doping in the competition field, which makes people play extraordinary, brave and invincible.
Today, people can't drink alcohol, weddings, funerals, business affairs, private affairs or chatting about friendship. There is a buddy who has been doing business for many years and once said: the highest level of sales is drinking! The performance is quite good, but in middle age, people have cirrhosis.
Kelly Chen sings well: It's better to dance! A buddy who often spends weekends together said that it is better to drink than to do anything!
There is a good summary: good wine, good wine, good wine, good wine. To learn to drink, the key lies in the last three words: drink well, drink well, and don't drink too much, which will damage your health.
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