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Tell me about people who eat steamed bread.

1, a couple, guess the name of the food, and the wife signals her husband to guess. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen. Wife's description: round, white, edible husband: ..........................................................................................................................................'s husband seemed anxious and blurted out: "Mimi!" "

2, a grain of dust in the mortal world is inevitably stumbling and scarred, and the steamed bread that can't be swallowed slowly bites, and the peak that can't be crossed slowly climbs. Life is just a dream. After waking up, the wound no longer hurts. Lick the wound, turn over, turn over. My brother became a god.

3, steamed bread is valuable, steamed bread is more expensive, if there are ribs, both can be thrown.

4. When mother is happy, that smile warms people's hearts and makes people feel that that smile can be used as steamed bread when they are hungry; That smile can cultivate sentiment. When you are tired and thirsty, you can really quench your thirst. When you are frustrated, you can have the confidence to make a comeback.

This turtle only eats meat. If you give him a piece of steamed bread, it just smells it and turns its head to one side. If you put a piece of meat in its fish tank, it will open its oversized mouth and swallow it at once. This guy, he's amazing.

6, the nutrition of a bottle of milk calls for the warmth of the morning, the nutrition of a steamed bread gives you extra points in the afternoon, and a bowl of thick fresh soup gives you a sweet dream of good night. Friends, we should also pay attention to the eating rules of three meals a day in hot weather.

There is a nameless hill opposite my house. Although not majestic or steep, it is charming and lovely, just like a huge green steamed bread, lying there quietly every day, like a lovely little girl. Just by its appearance, it is deeply fascinated. More importantly, it shows its elegant and lovely face every morning, absorbs the bright sunshine, and then converts the carbon dioxide in the air into fresh oxygen. It gives in obscurity and asks for nothing in return. How precious this quality is! Because of this, it is always so lovely and charming in my eyes and heart!