Please match a suitable signature for my QQ name "Cherry Maruko".

1, such a brainless child will bring it on himself.

2. The most irritating thing is this pot of loofah. Alas, I am the only one in my class who looks so ugly and keeps climbing. Actually, I didn't pay much attention at all. I cann't believe I'm not dead yet

3. I thought I was a fool, but it turned out to be a family ... After all, we are relatives, and we are all stupid together!

4,-Such a bad trick ... Why doesn't anyone care?

Because the police only arrest honest people.

5. My diary only goes up to August 3rd ... now it's 3 1.

6, temper can not help but send, would rather throw rotten books, but also can not suppress bad health!

7, the spring outing is not happy, the seat in the car is the most critical.

8, democracy, of course, you have to put up with what you don't like, otherwise you will be regarded as a wild dog.

9. It's better to sleep than to celebrate other people's festivals.

10, always give adults some face.

1 1. (Maruko points to his father Hongzhi) Dressing up as a busy man is actually the laziest.

12, Maruko: Why does Dad walk around doing nothing?

Dad Hongzhi: I have to walk around because I'm worried about you!

13, I have always had my own unique taste in TV programs.

14 why didn't you even tell me about the cold virus?

15, the duck egg with four legs below is a bird.

16, probably only poor families will be happy for this little thing for half a day (envy it! )

Quoted from Cherry Maruko (2)

1, we are still children! Don't be so pretentious!

I thought summer was still early! No wonder all the lucky money is spent.

Compared with girls, there seem to be more fools among boys.

4. I always thought that Niu Lang was a person who had no feelings for girls at all, so I had a girlfriend like Weaver Girl. ......

5. Maruko: The wish I wrote last year came true within three months.

Dad Hongzhi: Oh? What wish did you write?

Maruko: I hope it will grow to 1cm, which will be really high.

6. Going through customs is bad for your heart.

7. It's no good saying "open sesame"! I wonder how many children will be cheated by this fairy tale!

8. Mom! If that uncle is killed by a car, I will be happy!

Quoted from Cherry Maruko (3)

1, too expensive. You can only eat with your mother.

2. Satisfied enjoyment of every bit of happiness is the only way to happiness.

3, Xiaoyu: Don't hug it like this (stray dog), it will be bad to infect feelings!

Please ... just do it for me once! I won't bother you anymore, even my husband can find it himself!

Mother Li Cheng: The father of the child doesn't have to act like this, does he?

6. Maruko: Breaking news! We are going to have a French dinner today.

Sister Xing Zi: Nonsense!

Maruko: Really! I'm not lying to you!

Sister Xing Zi: Did the whole family commit suicide after eating?

7. If you eat in a superior restaurant, but you can't say it, the fish on the plate will be angry if you don't die.

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1, my sister's heart suddenly cooled.

2. Mother Li Cheng: How pitiful it is for a girl to have no scandal!

Grandpa, I'm as stupid as you, and I'm fine.

Maruko was washed away by the river of shame.

5. Maruko: I want to remove this alarm clock. Edison used to do this.

Grandpa Youzang: Well, Maruko is getting more and more great!

There are too many words for me to remember.

7. Maruko: Grandpa can also write poems? Why don't I know?

Grandpa Youzang: I often do it in my head.

8. Because of steak rice, my innocent heart is full of joy.

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1, they don't know what everyday conversation is!

2. People will really regret if they only eat soft food all their lives and have nothing else to ask for!

3. Grandpa Youzang: The world is too hard.

If eating vegetables is good and nutritious, why eat meat?

5. Grandpa may not be able to protect you at the critical moment!

6. Grandpa Zang: One also needs to entertain himself in the room.

7. Not for snacks, but for snacks.

8. Sister Miko: ... There is an apple tree in the Garden of Eden, but God won't let them eat its fruit.

Maruko: Why did God do this? It's just apples, so stingy.

Sister Miko: I don't understand either! Maybe God likes apples too, so he doesn't want to give them to others.

Quoted from Cherry Maruko (6)

1. It is better to lose your temper than to suppress your health!

If mom is unhappy, she will take out all your anecdotes many years ago and call them "spiritual atomic bombs".

3. "Review with friends"-just an excuse not to study.

4. Women like to think. To put it mildly is to be cautious, and to put it mildly is to make much ado about nothing!

You must live an easy life if you are so shameless!

6. Although wrestling hurts, watching others fall together seems to share some of the pain!

7. Chinese New Year is a trap, and children unite to slaughter adults.

8. Grandma's other name is pocket money.

9. Maruko: Dad, do you want anything? You're welcome. Tell me!

10. Dad: What I want most is for Maruko to get better grades.

1 1. Maruko: Don't always say something irrelevant! Think about what money can do.

Maruko: Dad, why did you give birth to a sister to bully me?

Dad: You are so stupid. You were born too late. Pay attention to the word "fast" in everything.

Narrator: Dad's words are always so difficult to understand.

Maruko: "School will start tomorrow. . . I completely forgot. Although I have so much money, I am still a primary school student. "

Xiaoyu: "Maruko, you won't even forget to go to school tomorrow."

Maruko: "Are you kidding? How could I not remember? " .

Xiaoyu, I want to ask when you will go to school tomorrow. "

Xiaoyu, black line on his face: ". . . . "

Maruko: "What is life for?" .

Mom: "What's your New Year's resolution?"

Maruko: "The New Year is coming. . . Concentrate. . . . . . Concentrate on sleeping and eat more. . "

Narrator: The biggest feature of Maruko is daydreaming. (The words next to it are classic)

Tutor: Oh. You are my sister. Come here.

Maruko: No, no, it's hard for me to talk.

Narrator: Usually this sentence is said by my father when my daughter brings her boyfriend home.

Teacher: Why is Cherry late today?

Maruko: Because the air pressure is low today.

Narrator: Because I feel uneasy, even the usual low blood pressure excuse is called low air pressure.

On the way to buy an alarm clock, Maruko thought, "The watchmaker will praise me, and at least 10 people will praise me."

Narrator: Maruko has forgotten the original purpose of buying an alarm clock.

Maruko: I will definitely get up tomorrow.

Narrator: At 5: 30 the next day, the alarm clock woke up the whole family, except. . . (Maruko, of course)

Maruko: The room is like a garbage dump. Everything is mine. Forget it. God must not want me to clean up the mess.

Mom: Why don't you clean up? Your old underwear is everywhere.

Maruko: Ah. Ah. . I'll pack it right away

Maruko: Be sure to clean it up and don't make a fool of yourself! Ah. I'm so tired. Take a break.

Narrator: Maruko is a salted egg superman, and his energy runs out after three minutes.

Dad: Maruko, what are you responsible for in the third semester?

Maruko: Ah. I want to do it. . .

Mom: What are you doing? Tell us.

Maruko: Of course it is the simplest.

Family black line.