The classic words of the love wizard

1. I usually have no feelings about things that are not beautiful.

I won't waste my time on unpleasant things.

3. Is there a next time? How can someone fight like eating? After this meal, there will be another one.

What's the use of being handsome? I can only cut my hair, but I have no common sense of life.

You have a bad temper, thick skin and poor learning ability, and you don't know how to review. Your face stinks all day long, and it's not feminine at all! !

You are always playing some childish tricks, and he wants to beat you up! If you weren't a woman, you would have been kicked into the gutter! ! !

I don't want to build our future on illusory legends. Which lovers stand at both ends of the water maze and walk forward at will? As long as we can meet, it means that love can continue, otherwise we will break up. I don't want to believe it.

7. Yas: Hey, don't you always scare people? You'll be scared, too

Beckham: Why did you hug me?

Yas: Why did you run into my arms?

Beckham: Why did you come to my house?

Yas: Why did you ... why did you lose your hairpin?

8. Assistant: Director, someone sent these 3000 leaflets.

Yas: 3000 copies? this ...

Erqi: You asked me to print it. ...

Mole: Who's going to hand out leaflets now?

Yas: Of course you did. If you hadn't pushed reporters on the opening day, would we be here today?

Mole: How is that possible ... impossible, how do you know ... you haven't come yet when I pushed the reporter on the opening day? ...

Yas: What are you doing?

Mole: Mop the floor. You tell Obasan not to come. Someone has to mop the floor.

Yas: There are so many shop assistants in the store that you won't just find someone to drag them.

Mole: No one. You lost the bet and everyone ran away.

Erqi: To be a leader, you must take responsibility.

Yas had to drag himself. ...

9. Yas: Sister Diaosi, I hope you should think it over. This is a very important moment in your life, because after you and I took the wedding photos, none of the men you meet in the future will be satisfied with you, because what is in front of you now is the best variety ... this is called amber forever.

Sister Si: It's so deep. Is this the meaning of Wushan Yu Yun?

Yas: There's only Wushan cloud without rain, ok?

10. yas: hmm ... because I want to say that a boring woman must be more boring at home, so I must never talk to a boring woman when I am drunk.

1 1. Yas: Why can't I open it? This also got? If her father saw me, wouldn't I marry this thief and inherit Zhongnan Barber Shop?

Fei: Yas, what do you want me to say?

Erqi: Actually, it's ... not bad, just a little stiff, but it doesn't matter. It should be better next time.

Yas: Bellevue, I am at odds with you! ! !

13. The editor-in-chief of Tianxia Daily said to Yas: "You are really a little person who changes the wind direction. First Molly, now Yas. That's enough. If you are Yas, then I am Batman. Oh, yes, I am Spider-Man by day. "

14. Yas fantasy:

Beckham: Sorry, director.

Yas: You can't even flush. You are a pig.

Beckham: Director, I am a pig.

Yas: What kind of pig?

Beckham: A pig who can't wash his hair.

Yas burst into laughter. "Ha ha ha."

15.Yas: Bei Ruoyi is a designer worthy of training, but with her sharp personality, there is no need to bet that she won't come soon.

Erqi: I think so too. Beroey does have some potential, so today I used goad's method. My success depends on her friendship with the puppy.

Yas: So I want to show the charm of handsome guys.

Molly: Is there anything I can do to help?

Yas, Welch and Fei Du Nan said in unison: No!

Molly: Rude

16. yas: how can I thank you for contacting you again? Usually a bunch of people are waiting for my autograph. . .

17.erqi: Beckham, don't hurry in. I'm still here.

Beckham: Thank you, but I don't think I'd better come in.

Erqi: If the new image doesn't come, you may miss me.

Beckham: Miss you?

Erqi: Many girls wanted to find me, but I refused. But if it were you, I would say yes.

Beckham: Why me?

Erqi: Because you are different from other girls. Bellevue, you are the woman I will choose.

Beckham: Richin, I won't easily enter NEO-IMAGE, but I understand everything you just said.

What does she understand? Does she know that I chose her as my assistant?

18. Yas: dead thief, heart attack! I really care. How can someone be so uneducated? !

19. Yas: What about the thief? Want to heels? I told you, no cheating. It is the pig that is cheating. You said it yourself.

20. Yas: You are always so confident and irreplaceable on the runway, right?

Colleen: But I was replaced by Emma.

Yas: It's the feeling that is replaced, not you. Many years ago, I had a female assistant. I taught her my best skills, but she chose to leave me. Beckham, don't go. I will speak in front of you, indicating that I am ready to face the fact of being abandoned, but the abandoned person is not a loser. In the process of love, we always stand on the side of giving more, so we are hurt, jealous, happy and laughing. All the feelings of love, we are twice as much as each other, of course, the damage will be twice as much, but now the other party can't feel it, so we have to bear it all. But it is precisely because we have more love than others that we have the strength to stand up again in pain. You can choose to feel sorry for yourself at the origin, let Emma take what you want and take everything you have worked hard for; Or you can hold your head high and face it bravely, so that everyone can see that Ye Kelan can stand up again, more dazzling and stronger than before.

2 1. Fei: You can doubt that the stars in the sky are sparks; You can doubt that the earth doesn't work; But you can't doubt my love for you. ...

22. Ricky: I am a person with no tomorrow.

Beckham: You can't live without tomorrow. You still have me tomorrow.

True love will not be a stumbling block to the pursuit of dreams.

24. Beckham: If Ye and I fell into the river at the same time, who would you save first?

Welch: Save you.

Beckham: Really? Can you tell me why?

Erqi: Because if Ye Kelan falls into the river, there should be many boys scrambling to save her. But if it were you, I don't think so.

Beckham: The truth hurts so much.

25. Beckham: Sir, you just ruined the happiness of my life.

Librarian: Well, how about this one? Why don't you come back tomorrow?

Beckham: Is it really possible?

Librarian: Yes, yes. As long as you come, I'll fine you three thousand dollars, and I'll punish you as soon as I see you!

26. Erqi: Yas, if you have nothing to do, go back first. Beckham, I can teach her.

Yas: Oh. (muttering) I'm the director, and I have to take care of it after work.

27. Yas: If the family can get together happily, I will do anything, for fear that even meeting is a luxury.

Beckham: A lie, no matter how carefully you make it up, will eventually be exposed. When this lie is exposed, the other person's pain is beyond your imagination. Duas, let me give you a suggestion. If you still want others to believe you, please be honest with your friends and family from now on.

28. Yas: So after your investigation, what's the answer? Or if I tell you now that I have a new girlfriend? Jealousy. You're never jealous. Am I wrong? I have been away for three years, and I have no contact at all. Ask me if I'm waiting for you as soon as I come back. You decided to leave, you decided to come back. Why do you have to arrange everything?

Clear sky: I just want to know if you are waiting for me. Can't I ask?

Yas: Then why don't you ask me what I ate, drank and watched movies with in the past three years?

Clear sky: That's good. Let me ask you now.

Yas: Would you believe me if I told you that I haven't seen a movie in these three years?

29. Welch: Beckham! Finally found the most special way to date ~

Beckham: What way?

Erqi: Just go to my house to eat hot pot.

Beckham: Eat hot pot?

Erqi: Isn't it special? I've been thinking about it for a long time

Beckham: (laughs) ... quite special.

30. Yas: Beckham is beautiful and kind. Although she has a bad temper sometimes, I just like her straightforward personality. She is outspoken and has nothing to hide. And ... when I really need her help, she will try her best to help me. This is what I like most about her. ...

Beckham: Although he is always unsmiling and seems difficult to approach, I feel that he is very fragile and easily moved. This is what I like about him. He loves his family very much. He said that he would do anything as long as the family could be happy together. And ... although he sometimes looks like a child and deliberately hurts you ... but eventually you will find out. ..

3 1. Yas said to the clear sky: You are back. ..

Yas stepped forward and held up the clear sky.

Yas: What a nice day today! Clear sky Wan Li!

Clear sky: I will bring you a sunny day. I will bring you a sunny day! )

Yas: That's exactly what I expected. This is what I expected! )

32. Beckham: Didn't you say you were happy to be a couple with me today? Besides, I want to compare with the clear sky. Is my situation much worse?

Yas: Come on, you must compete with the clear sky ... Stop it. The clear sky is more beautiful than you, the figure is better than you, she can cut her hair, and most importantly, she won't quarrel around me when I am in a bad mood.

Yas: Stop drinking.

Beckham: I'm not as good as her anyway. What's wrong with me drinking like this?

Yas: Why do you compare yourself with the clear sky? Even if the conditions are not as good as hers, you don't have to be so angry.

Beckham: Who said I was angry? What's more, I'm still your girlfriend until twelve o'clock this evening. This gives me the right to be angry. ...

Molly: Puppy, did Beckham go home yesterday?

Dog: er ~ ~ um ... I went to bed too early yesterday, so I don't know.

Molly: Well, it's not difficult, is it? If they get up together, of course they will come together.

Chanel and Molly: Oh ~ ~ They came together.

Everyone has a strange expression. Erqi was injured on the left side of his neck, and Beckham was injured on the right side of his neck.

* *: Planting strawberries

Everyone laughed wildly.

Beckham: Hey, what are you laughing at? Is it funny that we are injured? We almost died last night.

Molly: I almost died.

Chanel: It's too intense ~ ~

Everyone: so fierce ~ ~

Erqi: Beckham, stop it.

Molly: Brother Erqi ~ ~ You are really good ~ ~ (clapping your hands)

Beckham: Yes, Ricky, I still can't help praising you. You are really the fiercest person I have ever met in my life. Guess what? Last night. ...

Erqi: Beckham, don't tell anyone about this.

Chanel: Based on our concern for you, shouldn't we say something?

Molly: Yes, just a little. Er, Erqi, what happened to the wound on your neck? Is it pinched or this meowed ~ ~ (kiss)

Beckham: It's a burn.

Everyone: Use candles. ...

Chanel: So, Beckham, you too. ...

Beckham: I was tied with a rope yesterday with a towel in my mouth.

Everyone: so passionate ~ ~

Molly (helping Chanel): Chanel held on. ...

Yas (finally speechless): Well, don't discuss such things in this place.

Molly wisely changed the subject.

34. Yas: What? Do you think I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing?

Beckham: No, you are a sheep in wolf's skin. Haha, I was right!

35. Lin Erqi: Beckham, I'm going to ask Brother Chen for mine tomorrow. I will leave you all my most valuable things. Thank you for giving me a reason to live. For this reason, I am willing to gamble my life on our future. If I don't come back, don't come to me, just pretend that I never appeared in your life.

36. In order to welcome the spring, tung tree moves a little slowly. It was not until the end of March that some new buds sprouted secretly. However, in less than a month, the whole mountain was covered with tung trees, which could blossom and bear fruit from behind. Do you know what the flower language of tung tree is? The seed of love is the flower language of tung flowers. Confusion and anxiety about feelings.

37. Yas: Beckham, you should be immersed in a happy atmosphere. Forgive me for not blessing you in person. Now, I came to this lonely town and secretly believed a beautiful legend. I hope you can get my sincere blessing. When you received this cherry hairpin, I was already in England. You once asked me what a cherry hairpin stands for. It means cherish. I want you to know that you are me.

Yas: Isn't that just right? There will never be such an idiot again. I heard that your engagement failed, so I came back to see you, fearing that you would be sad, thinking that you had been waiting for me and needed my care. As a result, you did well. Since you are so strong, you don't care about losing a friend!

Yas: I really want to be with you. Can you not refuse me?

38. Fei Du Nan: When love is right, nothing is wrong.

Wow ~ I have to rely on my grandmother to help me out when I meet a girl for the first time.

39. Cyclone: Every window has a home. Where is my home? The leftovers I used to eat were all sweet, because I had a mother. Now, my mother is dead and my father doesn't want me. What should I do?

40. Beckham: Sorry, it's all me. Nothing is life,

Yas: Yes, it's entirely up to you. Nothing is life. If you want to tell your fortune early, I can help you find a better one, so don't just look for it.

Okay, I'm sorry. I know you are under a lot of pressure, and I didn't mean to blame you.

Alas ~ it's all my fault. I have nothing to eat except hamburgers and other things.

Beckham: No, it's all my fault. Just now you said you would eat in the store, but I insisted on taking it out.

Yas: It's my fault. I didn't drive here today. If I drive and we eat in the car, this won't happen.

Beckham and Yas: It's all my fault …

4 1. yas: This is the only one left.

Beckham: Then go in and ask. If not, forget it.

Yas: Do you have a birthday cake, madam?

Wife of shop-owner: Sorry, they are all sold out. But there's another one. I don't know if it's ok.

"Give birth to a son early!"

Beckham: Can this be a birthday cake, too? So vulgar ~

Yas: Yes, it's so vulgar ~

Beckham: Will anyone really buy such a vulgar cake?

Yas: No way. Nobody will buy it.

Customer: Boss, today is my daughter-in-law's birthday. Do you have any cakes?

Boss: Yes ~

Customer: But she has been married for more than three years and hasn't given birth yet. Don't you have a cake that says, "Give birth early"? ...

Arsene Beckham: Boss, wrap this cake.

Boss: I was suspicious just now. I said only fools would buy it ~

Yas: Ma 'am, well, we are in a hurry. So you wrap it first. As for that stupid thing, it's not that important now.

Beckham: Buy a cake and admit that you are an idiot.

Yas: What should we do? This is the only thing left.

42. Sister Si: I followed you to 18 city. How can you not remember me? Look, I have another photo with you!

(takes out photos)

Yas: Really! How beautiful!

Sister diaosi: Really! thank you

Yas: What a beautiful city!