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On Huang Nie's Literary Common Sense

The scenic spot successfully rehabilitated the rebellion, and Ganlong's heart was relaxed. This matter dragged on for seven years, consuming tens of millions of taels of silver from the national treasury, so tired that Yongzheng failed to get sick several times. It goes without saying that Ganlong successfully retired less than a year after he ascended the throne. After the exemption of state money and grain, the two rivers have been cooked one after another, the wheat and rice in Huguang are cooked, and the cotton and wheat in Shandong and Shanxi are harvested ... These are all good news, and the voice of praising saints is endless. Therefore, a decree was issued to grant Amnesty to the whole world, saying that "except those who conspire against the government, commit adultery, steal and kill, all punishments will be reduced or exempted." . On July 15, after the Yulan Festival, Gan Long went to the Temple of Heaven to offer sacrifices accompanied by his relatives.

"Your Majesty," he asked, "you seem unhappy?" Gan Long glanced at him and said with a smile, "I'm not unhappy, I'm worried." After a while, he said, "You are the glory of several generations. In the early years of Kangxi, your father was one of the four assistant ministers. You will serve me and the first emperor again. Tell me why I have three ancestors? "

Neiqin is a very mysterious person. After listening to Ganlong's question, he didn't answer immediately. After thinking for a while, he said, "Mao is the father of creation, sai-jo is the father of founding the country, and sage is the master of business."

"Well said." Dry long nods, "in fact, I am the most respected saint. I said it more than once. It is not easy to create a country and fight a war, but it is actually more difficult for an emperor to combine creation with persistence and get rid of the stereotype of enjoying the heritage of his ancestors! The first emperor reigned for thirteen years, and after burning ointment, he was diligent in seeking medical treatment. Why doesn't he want to make the achievements of his ancestors? Unfortunately, he has only been in office for thirteen years. I am twenty-six years old. If the sky is false, I won't be tempted by God's will. Although I dare not expect to be an' ancestor', it is still possible to establish a' Sect' for future generations. " I was deeply moved by these heartfelt words and said, "Your Majesty's words of benevolence and righteousness will be heard in heaven. I don't know if the emperor has seen the collection of "Master Nie of the Emperor" of the sincere prince's mansion? " Qianlong dazed, nodded, "yes. There is Jin Shengtan's note on it-why do you ask this? "

Nekhin said, "There are four poems there, which are for the blessing of the emperor." Ganlong shook his head and said, "This is an ancient book. How can you bless me? When the late Emperor was around, he never let our brothers read these miscellaneous books. I don't trust these people either. Tell me about it and have a casual chat. " Had to sing a way:

The courtiers begged for the moon without light and the population was slim.

See you again, born to celebrate, happy and happy. After chanting, he said, "The word' Chao' is hidden between the word' Moon' and the word' Begging'. This first sentence is a' dry' word; The word "Kou" is changed to "Kou", and "You" means "Long", and two or three sentences are combined into "Long"-when there were flowers in the Qianlong Dynasty, the people enjoyed peace for 60 years, so it was called "flowers are inexhaustible"-this is not a prosperous time of 60 years. Did the ancient philosophers introduce the number of accidents hundreds of years ago? "

The chariot swayed slightly, staring straight at the loess road in front of it, muttering, "Sixty years ... sixty years can do a lot of things. I hope you understand the true meaning of Master Huang Nie today-the sage has been sitting in the world for 61 years, and 60 years is enough for me! However, it is still far from the prosperous times. You do well and follow me in this career. " A thrill in my heart, at some point, the bus has stopped at Xihua Gate. A eunuch has pushed the wheel ladder, and the two slowly got off.

At this point, it is early autumn. Although the sun is still blazing, the gentle west wind wrapped in coolness swept through and made people feel refreshed. When Gan Long saw Sun Guoxi, the governor of Henan Province, among a large group of officials waiting to meet him, he whispered a few words to his wife, just nodded to everyone and entered ouchi. Before getting married, he went straight over and said to Sun Guoxi, "The emperor has an order. You should go in now. "

"Yes, I got the order!"

Shanxi Governor Sun Guoxi, Sichuan Governor Calchi Shan and Chen were also sent to Beijing to report their work. Unexpectedly, the emperor summoned himself alone first, kowtowed quickly and came in with the bride. When I passed the butcher, I happened to meet money with a stack of bills. Sun Guoxi might as well tell him. He just said, "I'm staying at my nephew's house. If I have time to go for a walk, I'll stay in Beijing for a few days." He hurried to the spiritual practice hall. When he reported his position at the gate of the temple, he saw Gao lift the curtain and said, "Sun Guoxi is here."

"I called you in first, the purpose is to cultivate fields in Henan." Sitting at the tea table of Dongnuange, Gan Long watched Sun Guoxi salute, sipped his tea and said, "I reported several times for reclamation, sometimes it was short. What is the reason? " Sun Guoxi quickly said, "Tell the Emperor that when I took over as governor, the actual amount of cultivated land reported by Wang Shijun, the former governor, was 695,044 mu. The emperor issued strict orders many times, accusing Henan of falsely reporting the number of acres reclaimed. Officials from the Governor's Office and the Governor's Office all went down to the county. After checking, the existing real number was 38,3401mu. Previous reports were inaccurate, because the Yellow River burst from time to time and was reclaimed after the Yellow River, so it was sometimes short. Ask the emperor to teach a lesson. I dare not deceive the number of acres quoted by my minister. " Seeing him sweating with nervousness, Gan Long smiled and said, "I'm afraid you missed the number of acres this time. Really? "

Sun Guoxi wiped the sweat from the corner of his eyes with his finger and said, "This is the sum of local government agencies. I didn't underreport, and I dare not say anything. " "You get up and sit and talk." Qianlong smiled and pointed to the raft and said, "I want to tell you that reclamation is good." When will it be criticized for reclamation? " You three governors, from Tian Wenjing to you, said from the heart that the trouble is to figure out the meaning of the top, no matter how wide and strict, there is no basis. Tian Wenjing reclaimed one mu of land and offered two mu, thinking that' the more, the better'. Obviously, the crops that have been abandoned for a long time are out of shape, and they still need money and food, for fear of losing their reputation as' model governors'. Now that you've come to ponder me, you've turned over a sesame seed cake, preferring to quote an acre and two acres. Kaifeng, Nanyang, Shaanxi bumper harvest, also apologized. It seems to run counter to Tian Wenjing, but it is actually the same. I said you didn't! Guo Sun listened to Qianlong's words, but he talked and enlightened. "。 He was so proud that he quickly said, "The Lord has not wronged my minister. Speaking of which, my heart is dirtier than what the Lord said. Seeing that Wang Shijun had offended the Sagrada Familia, I was afraid to follow in his footsteps, so I nodded my head to verify the number of acres. I would rather have less than more, and I would not take risks in grain production, so I got such a figure. However, this year, Henan Province owes/kloc-0.00 million stone grain, which is true. "

"You and Wang Shijun are different." Qianlong gathered up a smile, "Wang Shijun regarded me as fire and water with the first emperor, openly opposed my established policy, and even sought fame and fortune as a straight minister! I'm afraid I can't say anything outside the government! How can you blame the boss? But when it comes to the imperial examination, it is his own misunderstanding to say that I intend to change the imperial examination into the constitution! When Wang Shijun was in charge of Henan, he stripped the people of their clothes and abused his power in order to gain a good reputation as a "competent official". Should he not be punished if he was exposed in the imperial examination? He was guilty and jailed, and E Ertai defended him. In fact, when Wang Shijun said in his memorial that "a university student should not be a radical", he meant E Ertai, and that a university student and a radical was an established example of the emperor's examination. He told me not to "reverse his conviction", but he encouraged me to reverse my conviction-isn't this a treacherous villain? Even so, I didn't do anything to him, but he can't be an official and return to Guizhou as a common people! " "Tian Wenjing still has some merits," said the nearby Ne Qin. When he was in office, there were no corrupt officials and thieves in Henan, which is also commendable. " "I said," Gan Long said, "I teach you so that you can understand my heart, learn from others' strengths, make up for your own shortcomings, and be a good governor-kneel down! "

Seeing that Guo Sun's kettle went out, he bowed down and said, "Long live Chun Yu, which demands long-term governance of the country. Don't waste people's time. I benefited a lot from listening quietly-who does the emperor want to see next?" A slave with a message. ""Henan is a' model' place, and I have seen it myself. "Ganlong stood up and smiled." The rest is up to you and Zhang. I'm going to Cining Palace to ask Lafayette to settle down. "Say that finish, he ordered people to wear only a azurite robe with tulle and a soft golden ponytail. Accompanied by an escort, I said, "It's cool in early autumn this year. The slave seemed to be dressed a little thinly when he saw his master. "

"It doesn't matter." When Qianlong paced, he suddenly smiled and asked, "I heard that there are two vicious dogs in your house, but there are none?"

"yes." Had said, "then put an end to private easy. The emperor didn't know that some officials were shameless. Last time, Shandong's envoy to yamen came to my office and said he had a good inkstone to send me. I thought this object was elegant, so I accepted it. When I opened the bag, I saw that the' Golden Page' was one inch thick and set outside the inkstone. What inkstone is it? I didn't even ask for the name, so I sent someone to throw it back to him! "

Qianlong nodded and said, "I know this. I tell you, Zhang hasn't had a dog for decades. Running errands as usual. You are Minister Zaifu, and your boss often wants to see you. There are evil dogs in the door, and good people are afraid. You are greedy, and dogs can't stop you from taking bribes, can they? " I listened and said with a smile, "It's really troublesome for them to make trouble in private houses. I have read Rong Zhai Essays, and Sima Guang posted a letter to his friend in the living room. Private houses only talk about friendship and private affairs, and they are said in public in the yamen. The slave is not as good at controlling kung fu as Chen Heng, and he has nothing to talk about personally, so he has a dog. When he barks twice, he will be full of bad ideas and scare away half of them. " Gan Long laughed and pointed at the piano and said, "Look, you are trapped in a gourd, and your heart is quite cool. Restraint is not innate. Reading at night, three provinces a day, has gradually formed. It is better not to have a dog. " With that, he arrived at the door of Cining Palace, stepped in and went to deliver the order himself.

Ganlong went into the palace yard and took out his gold watch and looked at it. Just after noon, the crow in the yard was quiet. He waved to an eunuch and asked, "Has Lafayette rested?" The eunuch quickly smiled and said, "No! Master Niangniang and Master Xian Gui are playing cards with Lafayette in the west wing of the Buddhist temple! " Without further ado, Qianlong bypassed the main hall and heard several women giggling, accompanied by the hearty laughter of the Queen Mother. Gan Long Xunsheng entered the west wing and found that Queen Fu Cha and the imperial concubine Nora were playing mahjong with the Queen Mother. There is also a woman with her back to the door. Look, color is a second-class imperial edict, but I don't know who it is. About a dozen ladies-in-waiting saw Gan Long come in and knelt down together. Nalashi and the woman who played cards with them turned around and saw that it was the emperor, so they lost their cards and retreated to one side and knelt down. Only Queen Fu Cha stood up calmly.

"The emperor is here." The queen mother also put down her cards and said with a smile, "You missed your mother's win! You ordered the civil and military officials not to play cards, so we girls had to hide here to play. " With a big smile on his face, Qianlong saluted the Empress Dowager and told everyone to get up and say, "My son rules the world with filial piety. They are filial to me, and they are too happy! " Said, nana has moved the chair, please sit down. Gan Long smiled again: "Speaking of playing cards, there was a joke the day before yesterday. When Sun Jiagan went to Duchayuan, he heard that the censors were talking about things and got together to gamble with their owners. Knowing Sun Jiagan's temper, mother called Yu Shicheng and trained him to be bloody. Mo Cheng was most afraid of Sun Jiagan and repeatedly said,' Beizhi never gambles on cards, and he doesn't even know how many cards there are. Don't blame my humble position wrongly! "Sun Jiagan also smiled,' that's good, we are the same. Last time I went to see them play cards, I couldn't understand them for a long time. You say, east, west, north and south, why are there only five whiteboards? It's really strange! Mo Cheng smiled and said that there are also four "general regulations" and "whiteboards", just like "getting rich" and "deficit" ... "

Qianlong didn't say that finish, the queen mother has smiled and pushed the card in front of her, lying on the back of the chair just coughing. Fu Chashi smiled and gently rubbed his back for the Queen Mother. Nara Price leaned back on the table, shaking with laughter. The lady who followed the imperial edict blushed and withdrew her handkerchief. The queen mother said, "that's all ... it's really fun!" You should be busy with your work, and don't miss our whiteboard ... "Qianlong looked at the woman carefully: a young woman in her twenties, dark and shiny, with thick hair tied in a bun, her temples cut like a knife, her skin greasy, her meniscus eyebrows and phoenix eyes, sipping under her nose, and laughing with anger. At this point, her face flushed, breathing slightly breathing. Two dimples appear and disappear. She is like a peony in a fog cage and a begonia decorated with rain. Gan Long couldn't help feeling uneasy and asked, "Whose wife are you and what's your name?"

"The handmaiden's man is Fu Heng," the woman looked at herself when she saw the emperor. She was even more embarrassed and knelt down and answered, "Her maiden name is Guarga ..."

"Oh, melon Christie. What about the nickname?

"Nickname siu-tong son ..."

"Get up!" Gan Long stopped looking at her, turned to the Queen Mother and said with a smile, "In a small family, it is not a big joke to say that brother-in-law doesn't know his brother's daughter-in-law. Today, as it happens, things over there are finished, and I will play mahjong with my mother for a while. " The queen mother smiled and said, "Great. I'm afraid you are very busy. " Gan Long repeatedly told people: "Go to hall of mental cultivation and get some golden melon seeds to cushion the height!" Sit down when you say it. Stay on both sides of the queen mother opposite the queen mother.

Tang Er saw another person, weighed his identity, and hurried back to one side, but Nora held him down and said, "You are our master's family and a guest. It's a rare fate. Just stay with your master for a while! " Then she giggled. "I'll show Lafayette the cards. Don't let them play tricks on you. " When shuffling, Gan Long peeked at Nalaplus. The queen mother didn't understand Nana's pun, touched the card and smiled: "By the way, let's not let the emperor win in Qi Xin today-how many welcome words he listens to every day should also give us girls a good sign!" Gan Long said with a smile, "Before I went to the battlefield, I was already lying in ambush on all sides. You are a chess player, and I am a golden melon seed. This is so unfair. " Tang Gongzi bowed his head in Qianlong and said with a smile, "Bai Zi is one tael of silver, and sunspots are one tael of gold ..." Qianlong was about to strike up a conversation when the musician laughed first.

"Be careful, Galeries Lafayette is blowing the west wind!"

Gan Long touched a card, but it was the south wind. He already had one in his hand, so he stuck it in one place and played a card: "I'm a chicken, and I'm afraid Tang Er will eat it." Tang Er said with a smile, "Handmaiden doesn't need this card." Then make a three-barrel. Gan Long is sitting next to her at this time, and the smell of incense keeps coming upon her. Listening to her singing and laughing happily, she felt hot and itchy all over, and her mind was not on the card. Just because four people at this table stare at each other, it is difficult to do anything. Seeing Gao carrying a small bag of golden melon seeds, he said, "Stay here and distribute it to everyone later-you go." As he spoke, he casually hit a 90,000. The queen pushed down the card and said with a smile, "I'll hang this one alone!" " "

"All right, I give up!" Gan Long said with a smile: "I didn't expect the Queen to win a game first!" He mixed the cards together, but his fingers touched Tang Er's hand intentionally or unintentionally. Fu Chashi said with a smile, "The emperor doesn't have to wash it. There are me and Tang Er. " Nora smiled here: "Shuffling is the most important thing." Gan Long had to take up your hand with a smile and said to the queen mother, "Yesterday, he went to the study to discuss this matter. Fu Heng will go to Liangjiang to urge tribute, as well as the money from the southern provinces. He should be in a hurry to deliver it, too If the Queen Mother wants anything, or thinks of anything that can stimulate her appetite, tell Tang Er to let Fu Heng bring it back to honor you. "

Tang Er didn't know about this. While playing cards, he laughed: "The Queen Mother just talked about litchi and Fuju in Guangli. Think again-"she stopped suddenly. It turned out that the dry feet under the table were not mature enough, so I touched my feet and quickly retracted them into the chair. Fu Chashi said with a smile, "The Jade Guanyin offered by Lafayette has been mentioned several times, but it has never been invited. This time my brother will let him choose for himself. " Words haven't say that finish, her foot was touched by something, when she saw Gan Long one eye, Gan Long suddenly blushed, disguised, "it's easy to do. Make a list and let them do it. "

Then several people continued to play cards, but the queen mother and Qianlong won again and again. Qianlong smiled and rewarded the money to the imperial secretary who served the queen mother-this is a traditional rule, and it is not necessary to elaborate.

"Your Majesty!"

Back to Zhong Cui Palace and Emperor * * * when having dinner, Fu Cha looked around, but no one was there. While serving food to Ganlong, he solemnly whispered, "That's my mother's brother and daughter-in-law. How ugly that is! " Gan Longteng blushed to the root of his neck, put a piece of magnolia in his hand and said, "Er-this piece is lighter, but it's not easy to chew it up before swallowing it ... It's true that you and I love each other. It's all for fun Why take it seriously? " Besides, I didn't do anything out of line! "Focha smiled." It's not out of line You think my feet are someone else's! There are dozens of concubines in the harem, which is not enough for you to enjoy. I am not a jealous person, and I am indifferent to it. Your physique is very important! Besides ... that woman ... "She suddenly felt that she had slipped her tongue and covered her face, but she had a fever unconsciously.

Fu Cha is the daughter of Li Rongbao, general manager of Chahar. Li Rongbao is a scholar and attaches great importance to the education of his children. Girls have never seen relatives or read miscellaneous books since they can remember. Only the Daughter's Classics and Zhuzi's Family Instructions are required to be read every day. Leave the rest to the housekeeper to practice needlework, learn to draw and learn to embroider. Don't mess around. Fu Chashi married Gan Long at the age of twelve. He was gentle and thrifty. There is no one in the family who doesn't like her. Qianlong said "respect" to the queen, not "love". As soon as he met, he was like a big guest, without a word of self-protection. The queen suddenly became shy and full of tenderness like a bride. When Qianlong saw her like this for the first time, he couldn't help being angry and said with a smile, "That woman-which woman? I think you are like a woman at the moment, and your deeds are all good ... "He got up and walked over, took the queen's shoulder and kissed her on the cheek. Seeing this scene, several maids waiting outside the curtain crept away without a trace. Gan Long hugged her on the sofa, caressed her hair and said softly, "Marat safin, you are so beautiful ... really, it's the first time I saw you so beautiful. People say Rumsfeld is handsome, but in fact he is not as good as one tenth of you ... "

"Really?"

"hmm."

"I'm so happy."

"Why are you closing your eyes?"

"I don't want to open my eyes at the moment." Fu Chashi is soft as mud, snuggling in Qianlong's arms. Ren Ganlong rubbed and sighed, "I was not dreaming when I opened my eyes. Only in my dream was I a woman, and when I woke up, I was a queen. Attitude should be correct, conduct should be steady, have the demeanor of the mother instrument in the world, be virtuous, dignified, not obedient, else ... Don't be jealous ... "

Ganlong released her, but did not get up. He just looked at the top of the temple with bright eyes. Focha opened his eyes and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Gan Long smiled and said, "What you just said is thought-provoking. You are too depressed. Open your eyes when you should, and close your eyes when you should, okay? You and I have been husband and wife since childhood, and we can say whatever we want. I have a problem with philandering, from the heart, I still love you, but I always feel that there is something between me and you. I can't love it and I can't stop it. Why, I can't say clearly. "

"I don't know." Fu Cha's wife, your minister, said shyly, "You are the emperor, and a generation will be your master. I will help you according to the rules of sages ... "

At this moment, she returned her "standard".