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The legend about Li Bai! Hurry, speed!

In the early days of Tianbao, as soon as Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was spoiled, Li Bai knew He. He Zhangzhi introduced Li Bai to Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty. When the emperor saw Li Bai's poems, he was very surprised. He summoned Li Bai in the golden palace. When the poet walked up the distant steps, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty came forward to meet Li Bai and talked about the political affairs at that time. Li Bai was able to write a "peace book" on the spot according to the meaning of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, explain it to him and write it down in one breath. Emperor Xuanzong of Tang dynasty

One night, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty took his beloved princess Yang Yuhuan to watch four rare peony plants transplanted to Chenxiang Temple in the moonlight. On the bank of Xingqing Lake, they walked along the long embankment, followed by Kong Nian and a group of the best disciples in the pear garden. They sang and danced in the moonlight, accompanied by flowers. When Li Guinian was ready to sing with his orchestra, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty said, "How can you sing old words to your concubine under such circumstances?" Ask Li Guinian to give Li Bai a piece of golden flower stationery, and ask Li Bai to write a poem (that is, a seven-character poem to accompany him) at once. I didn't expect Li Bai to be lying in the restaurant with some friends at the moment. Li Guinian immediately woke him up with cold water and put Li Bai in Xingqing Palace. Li Bai, half drunk and half awake, wrote three "Qingpingdiao":

Beautiful people who see the bright clouds, think of their clothes and see flowers come to see them.

If it weren't for Yushantou, I would have met Yaotai under the moon.

A red dew is fragrant, and the rain is heartbroken.

Excuse me, who looks like Han Palace? The poor swallow relies on new cosmetics.

Famous flowers fall in love and laugh like kings.

Explain that the spring breeze is infinitely hateful, and the agarwood pavilion is northward.

Tang Xuanzong was very happy to see the new words, but he thought that Li Bai's classical poems were extraordinary and rare. At present, he has sung three seven-character poems. I don't know how to write five-character poems, so I asked Li Bai to write ten five-character poems on the topic of "seeking pleasure in the palace".

Li Bai vaguely realized that the emperor was testing his ability, so he said to Tang Xuanzong, "I was drunk today." If your majesty gives me fearless courage, I can give full play to my skills. "

The emperor smiled: "All right!" Just ask two eunuchs to hold the rickety Li Bai, and then ask two eunuchs to hold the manuscript paper with Zhu Si as the pillar.

Li Bai ordered, "Yang, give me the ink quickly! Gao Lishi, take off my boots!

Yang was Yang Guifei's younger brother, and Gao Lishi was the most favored eunuch at that time. These two are the emperor's confidants, and the minister of the DPRK is not qualified to be so rude. Isn't Li Bai too arrogant to have a head! However, Emperor Xuanzong was in a particularly happy mood at that time. Seeing that Li Bai's metrical poems could be written so perfectly in a drunken state, he asked Yang and Gao Lishi to serve Li Bai.

Gao Lishi took off Li Bai's boots and Li Bai sat down at the table. Yang holds a good ink. Li Bai took a pen to meditate for a moment, then brushed it, and wrote ten more songs about the palace without stopping.

Tang Xuanzong was very happy to read it, and immediately asked musicians to compose music and let them sing.

Where can Yang Can, Guo Zhong and Gao Lishi bear this tone? Although I waited on Li Bai on the surface, I cursed Li Bai countless times in my heart and prepared to clean up Li Bai.

Li Bai fell asleep after writing the poem. Li Guinian sang a clear tune with Li Bai's poems. Yang Yuhuan saw those poems praising his beauty, and he went back to enjoy flowers with Xuanzong.

Two days later, when Yang Yuhuan was singing those qingping tunes alone, Gao Lishi took the opportunity to say, "I thought the queen hated Li Bai. How can you sing his words? "

Yang Yuhuan asked strangely, "He is a bachelor of Hanlin. How can I hate him so much?"

Gao Lishi said: "There is a sentence in the second" Qingpingdiao ","I asked who the Han Palace looked like, and the poor swallow leaned on the new makeup ". Isn't that comparing you to Zhao Yanfei who messed up the Han Palace? "

It is meaningful for Yang Yuhuan to consider this issue. Since then, whenever Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty wanted to reuse Li Bai, Yang Yuhuan always stopped him.

Li Bai waited for a long time and didn't see the emperor reuse it. He guessed that someone must be in the way and simply quit his job as an academician, which could only make the king happy. Although Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty cherished Li Bai's talent, nothing was more important than Yang Yuhuan. Since she hated Li Bai, she had to give him a lot of gold to travel abroad.

Since then, Li Bai has traveled around on a donkey. When he arrived in Huayin, he was drunk and wanted to climb the mountain. He walked past Yamen Gate in Huayin County without getting off the donkey. The county magistrate doesn't know Li Bai. He was furious when he saw an ordinary citizen riding a donkey into the county government. He ordered Li Bai to be arrested in the lobby and scolded him: "Who are you?" Dare to be so rude? "

At that time, Li Bai wrote a strange confession with a pen There is no name or place of origin on it, only: "I once wiped my mouth with the emperor's handkerchief;" The emperor personally prepared soup for me; Yang holds the inkstone for me; Gao Lishi took off my boots for me; I can still ride a horse in front of the emperor, but I can't ride a donkey in front of Huayin County. "

Surprised and ashamed, the county magistrate bowed to Li Bai and said, "I don't know that Hanlin is here. It's disrespectful!"

Li Bai laughed loudly, got on the donkey and continued to travel around the world.

In the first year of Tang Suzong, Li Bai, who was in his sixties, was still riding a donkey around the world. One day, he was walking on his way to Jinling. The hot weather made him very thirsty. Suddenly, he saw a small flag in front of a house with the word "Jia vinegar" written on it.

Li Bai arrived at the door and saw a vinegar shop. He thinks it's good to drink vinegar to quench his thirst instead of wine.

Li Bai tied the donkey to a tree and walked slowly into the shop. At first glance, there was already a man sitting in the shop, dressed like a seven-product sesame official. Li Bai ignored him, went straight to the counter and said to the store:

One bite and one ding, there are temples in the bamboo forest, but no monks.

A woman with a son was born on 2 1.

The shopkeeper is a lost scholar. As soon as he heard it, he knew it was a poem riddle. After a while, he figured out that the answer was "what a good vinegar". So he smiled and replied: "This is Shanxi old vinegar, which is a good product in the north. Guests can try it! "

Li Bai is very happy. The vinegar shop met a bosom friend and chatted with the store owner while drinking. After a while, Li Bai finished drinking vinegar, returned the vinegar pot to the store and said:

There are no birds in the goose mountain, and everyone loves women in the west.

Take a big sip and swallow a small sip, but you can't drink three drops of water.

The store immediately figured out that the answer was "I want to go back" and said goodbye to Li Bai. "Guest, I wish you a safe journey!" Li Bai nodded and smiled. "Thank you!"

The magistrate saw Li Bai talking and laughing with the shopkeeper from the time he entered the store to the time he left. He didn't understand what he said, but he couldn't stand ignoring him. Seeing that Li Bai turned to go out, he stood up and shouted, "Wait a minute, who are you?" How dare you chew on words in front of me! "

Li Bai turned to say:

The beans are at the foot of the mountain, the moon is hanging in the sky,

I can't find wood when I'm firewood. Wang Li is a family.

Say that finish, take off the donkey and ride, and roared off.

Li Bai has gone out of sight, and the county magistrate is still thinking about this poem.

The shopkeeper knew in his heart that it was "outrageous" and pretended not to understand, so that the county official could figure it out!

It is said that Li Bai lived in Lingli's home in dangtu county in his later years. One night, Li Bai, who was drunk again, recited poems about Long song by moonlight. When Li Bai saw the beautiful moon shadow in the pond, he tried to fish in the water, but he slipped and died. This kind of death is unprecedented, and it is the most beautiful ending of the great romantic poet.