Talk about group owners

1, white clouds float by, which I think is the trace of the owner; The sun shines, that's what I think the owner feels; Rain falls, which is the evidence that I want to be the master; There was thunder and lightning, and I prayed to heaven that my master had been hit ... ha ... ha. ...

Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to let the parrot learn the tongue, he kept repeating to the parrot: hey … hey … hey … the parrot is a little impatient. It opened its sleepy eyes and asked, What's the matter? The line is always busy?

3. A fat boy walked into the subway station ... as soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a warning of "Didi Didi" closing, and then he jumped on the platform ... Looking at tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, not the elevator!

I heard that the owner made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half the rubber I borrowed from my primary school, and with the interest for so many years, the owner should pay me back a tire.

The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie!

6. If you are tired, you can snuggle in the arms of the group owner; If you are injured, you can cry on the shoulder of the group owner. From the moment I was born, I fell in love with the group owner deeply, and I can't live without the group owner anymore. Ah, my dear bed!

7. Obviously, the group owner is uglier than me, and the boyfriends around him are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for days that I had to think hard to get the answer. I can't refuse to accept this: it's not that the owner is smart and capable, but that he is cuter than me!

8. Money is a useful thing, but only when the owner is satisfied will it bring happiness to the owner. So the car mainly gives me the extra money: don't move, grab it!

9. When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said: I am now 29 years old and a few months ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully: How many months? Fat mother struggled for a long time and said that it has been 66 months. ...

10, I admire the persistence of the group owner, knowing that I don't like the group owner, the group owner will not give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and kissed me secretly. In the face of such love, I can only say: I swear, I hate group owners for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito!

1 1, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

12. After receiving my message, the owner of the group will be rescued from the abyss of henpecked husband. If the wife wants the group owner to wear colorful clothes, the group owner can wear shirts. If the man is simple, the group owner can stop kneeling. My place. I'm in charge

13, Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the group owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

14, long time no see. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand?

15, on a dark night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

16, the advantages of the group owner are countless, they can sing and dance well, live a superior and rich life, and are tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of group owners. Amazingly, in his early twenties, the group owner still ... peed his pants.

17, reward order: grab a smile, grab a prize group owner and have a happy life, grab ten prize group owners and have a happy life, and grab a hundred prize group owners forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

18, who is the person who likes to ask about other people's affairs? Answer: Reporter. Who embellishes at work all day? Answer: Chef. Test the violin (playing animals) answer: koala, the test is to pull.

19 according to the research of MIT, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

20. Dad bought a bowl of beef Lamian Noodles on Sunday and took it home for Beibei. On Monday, Beibei showed Lily the delicious Lamian Noodles. Lily asked: Does the shopkeeper know how beef Lamian Noodles is cooked? Beibei thought about it and said, maybe it was pulled by a cow.

2 1, cook, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I'm in charge of accounts, so it's up to me!

22. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and the group owner shook his head and looked at the cool sky on September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind my master and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give my master's blessing quickly. Idiot!

23, send roses to the host, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the happy flowers to the group owner, and may the flowers attract … bees sting the group owner!

24. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

25. If the owner is willing, I will look at the owner affectionately until the owner surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey?

26. If the owner receives this message, which proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and scrub it with gasoline.

27. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. If there is no me, the group owner will lose a person who cares most about the group owner! If there is no owner, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?

28. The teacher asked me what is handsome. I knew it as soon as I looked in the mirror. The teacher asked me what ugliness was. I'm confused. I didn't know that ugliness can be so specific until I met the group owner. I'm kidding. Don't be angry.

29, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down. It's not difficult to forward it after reading it, and your fingers are as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

30. The girl has a new love, and the boy and the girl quarrel: Girl: What does the group owner know? They are returnees who have just returned from America. Boy: What's the big deal? I am also a returnee. I came back from Shanghai yesterday!

3 1, life without happiness as the goal is bullshit. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It is best not to do a job without a salary increase reward. Who will read information that doesn't take flirting as an idea!

32. I want to send clothes to the group owner, and the group owner is not good; Want to send drinks to the group owner, the group owner's daughter-in-law nags; Want to send candy to the owner, the owner's blood sugar rises; I want to send RMB to the group owner, but I am not well off; I can only send short messages to group owners, but unfortunately the culture of group owners is not high enough to understand!

33. If the owner is unhappy, I will take care of the owner, who is unhappy, and I will take care of the owner. If the owner is really in trouble, then I will turn it off …

34, the group owner is very long, two ears, two eyes shine, two nostrils gasp, and two lenses are worn on the eyes. Two big hands are capable, two feet walk fast, both sides are flushed, and two beards are irritating. Lord Zhu Qun, the owner of the group, wishes the owner of the group a meal, a rest and a happy life.

35. I asked God: If aliens invade the earth, there are Superman in the United States, Altman in Japan and Xifeng in China, but unfortunately she has already left, what should we do? God said: it doesn't matter, as long as the person reading the text message is there.

36. A while ago, the group owner asked me to borrow money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also promised to pay me back in a few days, and it has been several months now. Why don't the owners pay back the money? I ... I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

37. I wish the group owner to be a happy shop assistant: nothing to watch duets, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to good duets, get paid twice, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says that the group owner is very stupid!

38. The group owner is really awesome and knowledgeable. It can be said that the master knows everything and has a kind heart. No matter who is in trouble, the host will give whatever he wants. I want to tell the owner: my toilet is blocked, come and help me fix it!

39. When I was a child, the group owner was very beautiful, drooling in underpants, and all my friends passed through the black legs of the group owner. When he grew up, the group owner was beautiful and dozed off with black eyes. Colleagues all heard the thunder of the host, sent a short message to praise them, and didn't doze off during work hours. Try to appreciate the beauty of the master!

40. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love group owners." The little girl in www.qqleju.com said, "Can the master be responsible for my future?" Little boy: "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

4 1, this message lets the host know: First, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let the owner know that I haven't forgotten the owner! Third, what I care about most is the group owner! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, fatten up, and try to sell them before the year, and sell them at a good price!

42. To be a man, we must pay attention to one thing: one thing, another thing. Second, it is a big event. This is a big deal. Ah, I don't understand! Group owners suffer from illiteracy all their lives!

43. I haven't missed you for a day. It's hard not to hear from me. Knowing that the owner would be like this, I immediately sent this message to the owner. Don't be too grateful to me. Please don't say anything else, or I am anxious with the owner!

44. Boss, you can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and CTRL+V on your company computer, not even an article ... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

45. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients took a bath in the rain, and only the owner watched by the window sill. The dean asked curiously, What are the owners doing? A: I'll wait until the water is hot!

46. In the morning, the laughter of the group owners echoed in my ears; At noon, the excitement of the group owners came to mind; At night, the faint face of the group owner came into my dream ... so I woke up with a scream! Dress up beautifully next time!

47. Cowherd and Weaver Girl match, Yingying Zhang Sheng West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

48. Measure the window and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the window. Windows are longer than beds and beds are longer than walls, so walls are longer than beds. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

49. I fell in love with the group owner at first sight! The owner also noticed me. The group owner smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging the owner! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

50. Send an email to the group owner for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

5 1, I don't want to lament the changes of the world, and I don't want to wait for the unknown growth. On our way, I learned to be strong and independent. Without me, the group mainly takes care of itself. It's cold, don't use socks as handkerchiefs.

52. Learning Chinese means sending text messages; Learning mathematics is to count money; Learning English means pretending to be a foreign country; Studying physics is to build an atomic bomb; Learning art means drawing like a group owner without looking at the photos of my second brother!

53. In the morning, Tang Priest woke up from his dream and found the Monkey King kneeling in front of his bed. He asked, "Wukong, what happened to the group owner?" The Monkey King said with tears all over his face, "Master, I beg you, can you talk in your sleep next time instead of saying spells?"

54. It is a pleasure to think about group owners. Nice to meet the owner. This is what I love the owners will always do. This is what I have been doing. However, cheating group owners is a recent thing.

55. The little girl loves to cry. Grandma coaxed her into saying, good boy, don't cry! When a girl cries, her face becomes ugly. The little girl really stopped crying. She looked at her grandmother for a long time and asked, Grandma, how many times have you cried since you were a child?

56. Two people are comparing who knows the rules of football better. A said, I have watched many football games! There is nothing I don't know about football! Really? A said: of course! B said: How many holes are there in the football net?

In spring, I think all the flowers are in full bloom. In summer, I think all sunshine is warm. In autumn, I think all the fruits are ripe. In winter, I think all the snowflakes are in blowing in the wind. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!

58. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The team leader is really photogenic, lively appearance, confident momentum, lovely words and deeds ... I knew the group starring Monkey Brother would be ok!

59. I have a cat at home. In winter, when the cat was asleep, I secretly put a hot water bottle under its body. In ten seconds, the cat rushed under the bed at the speed of a rocket, and its feet spread out like gray machines, which has achieved the effect of rapid cooling.

60. The group owner always says that I am worthless, and I can't make two sentences with one stick. I can't sleep and complain that the moon is too bright, which makes the group owners dissatisfied, but I am also interested. Come on, put on the ring-48k pure iron. ...