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The girl in costume talks about her mood.

1, I just don't want to get involved too much. You don't love me, but you say I've changed.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

3. How should I express my thoughts?

I just want to leave as soon as I can have the last trace of dignity.

Many people are talking about secrets.

7. Say good night to the world

8. Many songs. Single cycle. It hurts to hear it. I wonder if the melody is too quiet. Still too touching.

9. Time will tell you who really loves you and who is just playing.

10, what I fear most is watching my beloved fall in love with another person.

1 1. No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

12. Nothing is more practical than having it, because at least you won't be afraid of losing it.

13, the depth of the heart is as deep as the outside world.

14, if you don't suffer from talent, you will suffer from learning; Do not suffer from its reactive power, suffer from its lack of ambition.

15, with cigarettes. Travel around the world.

A word ruined Xiao Qingxin.

1, the dog said to the kitten: Can you guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. This is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you and I allow you a little greed.

Ruin: The cat ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of sleeping pills excitedly and fainted. Then I was fucked by a dog.

When a professor gives a speech, he takes out 20 dollars. He asked the students who wanted the $20, and the audience raised their hands. The professor threw the money on the ground and ran it over with his foot. He asked who wanted it, or someone raised his hand. The professor said: I treated this coin like this, and you still want it because it has not depreciated because of my trampling, and so does life. The value of life lies not in the appreciation or criticism of others, but in ourselves.

Ruin: So the professor took off his pants. Stand up. Stuff 20 dollars into the chrysanthemum. Then say shyly, come and get what you want.

On a cold winter morning, she came back from the night shift and found him still in bed. She couldn't help becoming hysterical at the thought of her hard work. Without saying anything, he got up and went to the kitchen to take out the breakfast that had already been prepared and hurried to work. She shed tears of injustice and washed while eating. When she lay down, she felt that his heat was warm in the bed, only to remember that he had been lying beside her just now and could not help crying again.

Ruin: Then she took out her mobile phone and dialed a familiar phone: Come here, he has already gone to work.

4. I decided to confess! He and she have always been good friends, although she has always loved him. Oh, come on. I waited outside her house for a long time, afraid to knock. Dare to knock! I support you! Do you think she will say yes? I don't know. She put down her mobile phone and shed tears reluctantly. The phone is shaking again, but it's just a phone call. Please open the door, but I still dare not knock.

Ruin: She opened the door excitedly. He looked at her with tears on her face and said, why are you crying? Is your roommate Xiaoli there?

At the wedding, a young man rushed in. The bride immediately said: I have read micro-novels, and I am also mentally prepared! Come on, are you here to rob the bride and groom, the best man or the bridesmaid? Or a priest? The groom added. The young man looks scared. I'm-I'm the master of ceremonies at your wedding. Sorry I'm late.

Destruction: complete. He took the bride's mother by the hand and rushed out.

He fell asleep at his desk, and she found his diary in his bag. This is the fourth year that he has secretly loved her. He wrote it on the first page of his diary, and when he finished writing it, he confessed to her. She carefully put the diary back in her bag and tore up all the blank pages at the back.

Destruction: then. She ran to the toilet, clutching her stomach, holding the newspapers in her hand.

7. He met her when he was a freshman, but he never exchanged a word. Every time, she met him at the corner of the corridor where he often passed. For four years, they smiled at each other and passed each other every day. She doesn't want to break the quiet of this secret love. On the night of graduation, she received his short message: four years, we passed each other silently for four years, and this time, I want to hold your hand.

Destroy: put it on my penis.

8. At the door of the obstetrics and gynecology operating room, she held his hand nervously. Honey, I like both boys and girls. If it is a girl, I will protect your mother. If it is a boy, we can't protect you. Her eyes are full of tears! He leaned down and whispered in her ear, if they are twins, it's just a table of mahjong. Poof, she smiled! He watched the nurse push her in and waited anxiously outside the door.

Destruction: all I can think about is the looming breasts of the nurse who pushed her in.

He has had a crush on her for a long time, but he never knew her attitude, because she seldom contacted him on her own initiative. But at 23 o'clock that day, I suddenly received a short message from her: It's cold, so put on more clothes. He was overjoyed, but he still had a lingering fear. He said, why don't you go to bed so late? She replied: someone in the dormitory has a birthday and still can't sleep. The next day, it dawned on him that yesterday was her birthday, so he gently expected his blessing.

Destroy: She said to her roommate: Nima. Last night's adventure was a fucking loss!

10, the black driver was carrying the white mother and son, and the child asked: Why is the color of the driver's uncle different from ours? Mother replied: God created people of different colors in order to make the world colorful. The black driver who arrived at the destination insisted on not collecting money. He said: I asked my mother the same question when I was a child. My mother said that we were black and doomed to be inferior. If she were your answer, I would have achieved something different today.

Extinguish: After getting off the bus, the child smiled: Mom. You can save a lot of money every time you ride a nigger's car.

1 1. She waved and stopped the taxi. When she got on the bus, she found that he was driving! ! Ten years ago, they were close lovers She broke up under the pressure of her parents and never met in the same city again. How are you? I'm fine, and you? Me too. She saw that he was still wearing the watch she gave him; He heard the crisp and sweet sound of the little bell on her backpack, which he gave her.

Yi: Hehe, where are you going? Heaven and earth. Come on. I am in a hurry.

12, she fell in love with him that year. She is an elegant and beautiful woman, and he is a lazy man with nothing. My friend didn't think much, and my parents also said that she was gambling with her happiness. After contact, he worked hard as if he were a different person. A few years later, he had his own career and charm. She asked: Why did he suddenly look like a different person? He replied: you bet on your happiness in life. How can I let you lose?

Destruction: complete. He touched the painful chrysanthemum that was exploded by the boss last night.

13 When I opened my eyes, an old woman who looked like my mother was staring at me, congratulating my master and wife with boiling voice. She was about to ask questions when she gave birth to a young master. Suddenly, she patted her ass and wanted to shout, but something fell out. This is a good jade. The child was born with jade and was named Jia Baoyu. I understood at once, haha, it's really cool to wear. This can harm the Grand View Garden, where a sunglasses man suddenly shouts.

Destroyed: Sunglasses man turned to the 12 big man behind him, dressed in ancient costume and full of beard residue. This ancient costume GV, you have to give it some strength!

14. She likes to eat an apple when surfing the Internet. He peels two apples every day, one for each. She likes a warm and romantic feeling. It's just that she found that he always took a bite of two apples first and then handed her one. To this end, she thought for a long time. Finally, one day, when he went out to answer the phone, she took a bite of his apple and felt less crisp and sweet than herself. Tears slipped across my face in an instant.

Destroy: Then continue to change her 45 selfies with pS software and upload them to QQ space. And write: students work part-time, 100 fast food, 300 full sets.

15, I tell you, the words written by this pen are generally invisible! Well, how can I tell? After that, he dipped his finger in some water and touched it on the post-it note. Happy birthday appeared. Years later, she found a pen and paper, which was the only birthday present he gave her. She still loves him. She looked at these sad tears, a few tears, and a line appeared: I like you.

Destruction: As the tears spread on the paper. There are three words at the end of that line: chest.

16. On the train, a boy sent a Weibo with his mobile phone. He wrote in Weibo: On the train, I fell in love with her at first sight. She hates the smell of smoke. I don't know why, she kept looking out of the window, and the boy looked at her silently, thinking that she must not know. After a while, someone in Weibo replied to him: Because you are reflected outside the window. The boy looked up and she was smiling at herself.

Yi: Then silently handed me a business card. It says XX insurance.

17, when she walked out of the examination room, she cried in a big mess. Seeing such a beautiful girl crying like a pear with rain, the candidates were shocked. Regardless of other people's eyes, he grabbed her and said fiercely, I will kiss you in public if you cry again. She cried even harder. Mathematics is too difficult for us to go to the same university. Idiot, I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards.

Ruin: Later, he was admitted to Lan Xiang. Her mother sent her to study abroad.

18, female: I am not tall and my figure is not good. M: I don't want a model. Woman: I'm not beautiful. Man: I don't want a fairy. Woman: I can't cook. Man: I don't want a chef. Female: I have a low education. Man: I don't want a talented woman. Woman: I have a bad temper. Man: I don't want a maid. W: Then what do you want? Man: I just want you. You got it? My baby!

Destroy: Woman: All right. Son. Don't say that. Go and do your homework.

19, they broke up after three years of love. Since then, his qq signature has not changed: my dream is so big but so far away. She couldn't help asking him: What is your dream? He smiled: take my last name and give you your first name.

Destroy: Later. She became his stepmother.

20. He met her in the war-torn years. Because he is a confidential receiver, the superior specially arranged for her to solve the marriage problem, a deaf-mute girl. He fell in love with her as soon as he saw her, even though she couldn't speak. But when he was happy, he was captured by the enemy. When he tortured him, she came to see him in tears. He struggled to say that he finally wanted to listen to her. She choked up and said, forgive me.

Ai: Hearing this rich and slightly hoarse male voice, he spurted blood and died.

2 1. I saw on the news yesterday that a man had cancer and died to save money for his family. Ask my husband before going to bed at night: If I get a terminal illness, will you treat me? My husband was about to fall asleep and said in a daze, don't talk nonsense, there is nothing left! I said, what if you get it? Husband: Then there is no cure. I asked: Why? Husband: It's not easy for you to make money by yourself.

Ruin: She breathed a sigh of relief. Give your husband an HIV-positive test sheet.

He has a chance to go back in time. Go back to the examination room ten years ago and become the number one scholar? Did you go back to your computer five years ago and buy xx shares with all your money? He thought about it and finally returned to that night a year ago. He lay quietly in bed and sent a short message on his mobile phone. Don't break up, okay?

Ruin: I replied a short message: If you had bought XX shares with all your money four years ago, I wouldn't break up with you. You poor bastard.

23. When boys and girls are in conflict, they agree to walk back to back 100 steps. If they can still see each other later, they will not break up. At step 99, the girl finally couldn't help crying on the ground, and a pair of arms circled her from behind. The boy said: I have been waiting for you to turn around, and I will never let you go alone in my life! We don't want the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, as long as a hug is warm to each other, that's enough!

Extinguish: The girl stopped crying: Be gentle. Heart, you make me unable to breathe.

24. Boys have been chasing girls for a long time, and others can see that boys are sincere to girls. In fact, the girl's heart has long been loose, but there is no wave in her heart. One orange afternoon, the girl turned to the boy who followed her silently. What would you do if I were your girlfriend? Boys' beautiful eyebrows show a firm arc, and I will switch a real one with the one I can change.

Ai: How do you know I'm not real! Say that finish, the girl took out two pieces of silicone in her bra.

The day after Han Meimei got married, Li Lei swallowed the time capsule he invented, and he went back to the day when he first met Han Meimei. How are you? When we met again, he couldn't help blurting out this sentence. Fine, thanks, and you? I don't know whether Han Meimei is seriously answering or just having an English conversation. I'm fine, too, said Li Lei. I just miss you.

Destroyer: I'm sorry, but I like Jim. His bird is so cute! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A boy's sentence is fresh, but a sentence ruins Xiao Qingxin.

1, I am a cloud, looking forward to the wind blowing south and drifting to Hangzhou, where I am worried about Fluttershy. I would like to turn into a drop of rain and fall into your flowerpot to moisten the budding roses. When the flowers bloom, when you look at the beautiful flowers with joy. Do you know that I used to be a cloud, but now I have dissolved into a tiny water molecule in a flower, and I am deeply watching your kind face.

You are the most beautiful encounter in my life. I will use my life to thank this beautiful autumn. I imagine the happy days with you, the warm life you care about and every corner where you laugh. Holding your hand is happiness and responsibility. If I hold your hand in my life, I will never let go. When you hold me in your arms, you will understand that all your efforts will be rewarded by my life.

I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside you pass by every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

You are the harbor of my soul, where you are, my home is there. I will accompany you all my life!

5. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the rain, I am the flower, you are the fish, I am the fork, you are the meat, I am the melon, you are the lake, I am the shrimp, you are the silly girl, what am I? Tell me quickly!

6. Send you a red sun to let you feel the warmth of the moment; Send you the yellow moon to spend the silent night with you; Send you golden starlight and light up your boudoir; Send you a white wedding dress and accompany me to the wedding hall. Dear, please marry me!

7. Keeping this warm season, the comfort and security of youth will make you a beautiful woman. I like your sweet smile in the bright sunshine, just as you should be beautiful in this year. Compared with the charm of your fancy season, all the jokes you write are sad. I hope they are just idle pens, which have nothing to do with your mood. If this is the case, I can save a heartache. Love flowers, soft expression; I read you an article written by wine the other day. It's beautiful and warm. If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come; Yes, you brought a season of flowers, let you bloom in a gentle and beautiful way, and there is a different kind of beauty in our hearts.

8. Wandering in a familiar street, I still have your familiar concerns. When I found you, I found the foundation and beauty of my life. I still love you, even if you give me another chance to love, I will still give you a vow of eternal love. It was the choice of love that brought me back to the original point of loving you. Meeting in this life is a miracle. I won't give up the mystery of love and the beauty of this tie easily.

9. I just want to hold your hand ... Look at your eyes ... Walking barefoot by the sea ... Only you ... because of you. ..

10, I think time is the best folk prescription, and all that can be cured are skin injuries. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person. I am angry with you and tease you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

1 1. Your parents raised you when you were young, and your children raised you when you were old. Therefore, in the middle of this period, you must try to spell out a story and tell it to others when you are in your prime.

12, sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember the world. However, I often forget the whole world and only remember you. When you are sad, I hope I can stay with you and try my best to make you laugh. I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.

13, I want to send you all the year round, let the spring flowers bloom for you, fragrant Wan Li; Let the summer sunshine bloom for you, with infinite enthusiasm; Let the autumn harvest light up for you and harvest again and again; Let winter snow shine for you, and friendship is strong!

14, how many times I was immersed in thinking of you late at night, and that sadness turned into distant acacia and crossed the distant horizon; How many times have I snuggled up in my arms that love you, received your deep affection, and loved you with your fiery heart; How many times have I ignited restless emotions? I made a bold decision in my madness. Only in this life, I love you, and you will never be apart.

15, don't indulge in fantasy, don't worry about others, live a down-to-earth life, be a persistent person and be a person close to happiness.

16, poverty is not terrible, but you don't really want to get rich.

17. Clouds want to float in the blue sky most, flowers want to sway in the wind most, moonlight wants to sprinkle in lotus leaves most, dew wants to wait at the tip of the leaf most, and I want to hold your hand and take your child most! I really love you and give you happiness. Will you marry me?

18, if you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently. ....

19. When the time comes to say goodbye, my mind will not change. I can see your face no matter how far away. When time says goodbye, my love will not change. No matter how hard it is, I want to look into your eyes. Dear, time can't change our dependence and love for you.

20. I like you, but an impulse can do a lot for you; But I dare not love you, because I love you and I hope you can do the same to me. I like you, then I can silently jump out occasionally to scare you; But I dare not love you, because love needs to always follow the rules and always be tied to your heart. I like you, so I will tell myself to be noble; But I dare not love you, because I don't want to humble myself.

2 1, love is a positive and negative power supply, sparking; Love is an oath worn at your fingertips all your life; Love is starlight. When I am lonely, my eyes are full of days. Rose Valentine's Day, I would like to exchange my heart for true love and hold hands forever.

22. If living is the greatest life that God has given me, then living with you will be the greatest gift that God has given me in my mission. ....

23. Let the sunshine turn into my tenderness, care for you every day, let the breeze turn into my arms and hug you gently. My heart only stays for you. Marry me. I am willing to spend every happy tomorrow with my feelings and love!

24, put my love in the sun, let the warmth cover you; Put my love in the moonlight and let the tenderness spill on you; Put my love in the starlight and turn it into countless feelings for you. I swear to love you and give you all my love, dear, I love you!

25. You are the most beautiful butterfly in the world, which makes me amazing and colorful. It is a rare magic power. With my concern and stubbornness, you fly calmly. You are the most spoony butterfly in the world. In the soft spring breeze, I whisper, take my love for you, fly through the fog, and finally there is always a touch of brilliance.

26, a few tears, a few lovesickness, a few dreams, how much do you care about a few idiots? Come for you, full of life-long love, intoxicated with life-long love. Wave away my sadness and smile at the lights on the other side. You are my beautiful waiting in this life. Even if the moss is frosted, the color should be the most beautiful.

27. You said to play a game with her! Put your palms together and let her guess an idiom! Whether he can guess or not, tell her this is called soul mate, and tell her that since we are both soul mates, please be my girlfriend!

May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

29. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

30. If it is true love, don't let go. Without money, you can still make money. If you have lost your feelings, you will never get them back! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

3 1, I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not be able to give you what you want, but I give you what I think is the best. Perhaps, what you want is perfection; But the only thing I can give you is the truth.

32. I would rather be beaten than shrink back. No matter how realistic the society is, no matter how cruel life is, don't forget your original dream because of the long journey.

33. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it swam, and the warmth came out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

Only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

36. Above people, you should look up to others; Below people, you should look up to yourself.

If you think of me all the time, please don't forget to eat three meals a day on time. If you know that I have been caring about you, please pay attention to stay away from illness and danger.

Don't be afraid of anything, as long as you dare to beat yourself, you will be invincible.

39. Eat a fish together. I'll let you eat the big body and I'll eat the fish head myself. My blessing, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-color clouds, comes to your side today with the truest sincerity, the greatest happiness, the best luck, the longest blessing and the most beautiful success, and will never leave.

If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

A profound sentence

A profound sentence

1. The most beautiful flower in the world is not a rose, hibiscus or peony, but a smile.

2, painful and mature, happy and full, life is originally composed of sour and sweet. Thank life for everything with a grateful heart, and create your unique life with strength. In adversity, racing with bulls, everything is not important. Isn't this an understanding? !

Disappointment in life is not worth our depression, sadness and disappointment. Look at the world in a different way, in a different attitude and from a different angle. The misfortune in life may become the brightest light in life, and a beautiful world will appear in front of us. ...

I don't like others to look at me with colored eyes, and I don't like to treat others with colored eyes.

5, in life, moved by family friendship, love, pain, sadness, frustration, like an old friend of life, often accompanied by around. In the face of painful, sad and frustrated life, there are two attitudes, one is to take the initiative to meet and the other is to bear passively. Only those who meet actively will live a wonderful life.

6. Materialism, of course, is human instinct. Possession and seeking, pursuit and acquisition are probably innate.

7, joys and sorrows, holding the hands of the annual rings, never-ending progress, is healthy and stable, twisting these most essential things of the original ecology into a rope, tying the heart into a kite to fly, jumping into the air, and seeing the blue of the sky and the green of the earth.

8. Being a man requires us to study for a lifetime. On the road of our growth or at any moment in our life, we need to constantly revise our own laws, so that we can integrate ourselves into the stage of life with a kind and beautiful attitude and win the trust of others in social life.

9. A thousand miles in a lifetime, Mo Wen's success or failure depends on it. He is calm and indifferent. Instead of looking up in the glory of others, it is better to light your own heart lamp, sail and sail, grasp the truest self, and let yourself interpret yourself more deeply. ...

10. Life is a long journey, and every day is a scenery along the way. Different scenery can make a wonderful life, and the same dust can only bring boring travel and lost destinations.

1 1, life hopes to be smooth sailing, but there are often storms; The hope of life is like a river, but there are always eddies and counter-currents.

12 Sometimes, being a person also makes us think a lot. As the philosopher said, the ultimate of being a man is plain, but how many people can really do this? Because people's desires and moral cultivation are different, people are different. This is because people get together and birds of a feather flock together, which can be distinguished.

13, a person lives in this world, no matter you are an important person or a trivial person, as long as there are people around you, you will become a point in the coordinate, and this point must be connected vertically and horizontally. So this constitutes a variety of complex emotional relationships in the family, neighborhood and unit society.

14, some people always complain when they encounter problems; But some people can always forgive others for blaming themselves, analyze rationally, grasp the priorities of problems and put them into action. This is a sign of maturity, Excellence, responsibility and responsibility.

15, in life, many things always have some failures, sadness, sadness, frustration ... How many times can things in life be realized? Maybe none of this matters. As long as you open the window of your heart, you will find everything is so harmonious and beautiful.

16, yesterday has passed, and looking back is indeed eternal. Today is not over yet, and the dusk is beautiful.

17, a person without an ideal is like a gun without a sight, and a person without a goal is like a feather flying around. Sometimes we all have huge feet to climb the sky, and sometimes we all have wings to soar, but we don't have a pair of eyes to see the fog of the world and a heart to appreciate life.

18. Life is like an endless drudgery. Don't be afraid and refuse to suffer. Overcoming difficulties is the power of life. Any experience is an accumulation. The more you accumulate, the more mature you become. The more you experience, the heavier your life will be.

19, in life, we don't need to embarrass ourselves and question ourselves. Sometimes, we can't understand or learn something well, but we think and accept problems from different angles.

20. Life is only a few decades. Everyone comes to take a walk with the world, but only borrows a body from the years. Where they came from, they will eventually go back. Only in this process, some people left their souls in this world, and some people brought their souls into the soil.