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Talking about bad people

1, in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.

3, good temptation! "Dad, I want this!" "Stop it!" "I want this!" "no!" "I will! I want it! I want it! " Then many people saw a Xiong Haizi musician walking home with a big bag of sanitary napkins that day ... Can you imagine my depressed mood when I got home and opened the package excitedly, only to find that it was inedible? ...

Teachers always like to say in class: Students, please look at me. ...

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..

6. Being single has the happiness of being single, and being in love has the happiness of being in love. You don't have to envy anyone.

7. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

8. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

9. It is better to admit that you are not so strong and don't want to be so impeccable. We just want to be hugged warmly.

10, if you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who makes the bad guy's teeth itch.

I can't be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your sweetheart.

1. When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

It's just a look when you meet someone you like for a long time.

I hope you will be kind to me, leave me all the delicious food, let me take advantage of everything, and you can carry it when the sky falls. I don't have anything great for you, but I selfishly want you to take care of me all my life, so I always feel that if a car comes head-on, I will definitely let you live longer.

You finally live more and more like yourself. A person shuttles through a city with luggage, and a person carries cold air and holds an umbrella in rainy days. Even if you are sick, you will still be handsomely wrapped in a coat. You finally become more and more like yourself, enjoying the best and accepting the worst.

Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I went to work by bus the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I touched the card reader with my index finger. I still can't forget the amazed eyes of the whole car.

6. A person who is usually talking and laughing suddenly talks to you seriously. Don't take it seriously

7. It's cool to want to be an arrogant person, who doesn't want to, who ignores and who doesn't love.

8. People in my heart can't help secretly giving many opportunities.

9. When you came to see me, I felt that I hadn't seen you for a day, just like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

10. I can't be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your sweetheart.

1 1. I am obviously bored every day, but I stay up late every night.

12. Life advice: Don't make any decisions in the middle of the night!

13. I see through the separation of gathering, scattering and separation. I am not demanding and I don't want to live.

14. Be nice to me and I will give you my cuteness.

15. Selfishly expect you to have a special liking for yourself, but you can't be different in your bones.

16. Maybe it's true that when a person has survived all the hardships, everything is nothing and he doesn't need others' shoulders.

17. I just want to live well, eat well, not fall in love and not be an asshole.

18. There may be many people who like you, but people who will take care of your emotions are the hardest to find.

19. He is Joker Xue. It has snowed heavily for ten years. Ten years ago, if he had given up, there would not be Joker Xue now, but he persisted for ten years, so he succeeded. He said happily as a child that he could finally become a singer again, the best Joker Xue in the world.

20. I don't want to be strong. I just want to be that girl. No matter how many grievances and pains I have experienced, I live with a frown.

2 1. There is not much truth in this world. A woman's blush is better than a long conversation.

22. You are not the Monkey King, nor are you the supreme treasure. You are just one of the audience under the city wall, watching others' love, chewing your youth and living like a dog.

23. Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear. Only in this way can you live a quiet life.

24. If she turns her head and smiles, I wish you could stay here, and your life will be cast with a hundred spells.

25. Girls want not only love, but also preference.

26. No woman likes to listen to your reasons. You are telling the truth, and she is listening to your attitude towards her.

27. When two people are together, they can run in if they are not suitable. I can apologize if there is any dispute. There are contradictions because you and I can compromise. But when I call three sixes, you can both drive. From that moment on, I knew it was either you or me tonight.

28. Why do you want to compare everything? You compared your grades when you were a child. When you grow up, you compare your salary. Now, you have to take it step by step and turn on a machine to compare your time. Leave me alone, I can't compete with anything. Let me be a quiet garbage.

The classic says: really bad people are not terrible, and fake good people are terrible.

Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later.

Diligence is the password of your life, and you can translate a magnificent epic.

Real bad guys are not terrible, fake good people are terrible.

Everyone is good, then the world is peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos.

I need a shoulder to lean on, because I am an insecure person.

When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

In a math class in high school, a young math teacher was talking on the platform with Kan Kan, while a female classmate in the class was thinking about life in a daze, so there was the following sentence: I was so serious in class above, but you didn't respond at all below. If there is nothing in your stomach in the future, how can you explain it to your parents?

How much you can endure, how much you can achieve in your future career.

The higher the ambition, the stronger the ability you need, and correspondingly, the more you force yourself to learn.

Don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

Great cause is rooted in persistent work, with full spirit to engage in, do not avoid hardships.

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

The most terrible enemy is that there is no firm belief.

Many people keep making mistakes because it is easier to apologize afterwards than to resist temptation beforehand.

Say only three words to people, not all my heart.

What are people pursuing in this life, and what is the best? Do you really have to wait until everything is ordinary to remember and accept this simplest happiness?

Reading is easy, thinking is difficult, and it is useless without them.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

People who are willing to show their true colors must have Zen mind and determination, so a fake Confucian is not as good as a real prostitute.

Please forgive everyone you meet, good or bad.

1. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his shoes, I found that he was more pitiful than me. So, please forgive everyone you meet, good or bad.

If you have a selfless love, you will have everything.

Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

5. Among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

6, a lifetime, a fall of vegetation, although a hundred years long, but also fleeting. Living in it is easy to get confused, so it is better to find a quiet window to calm your heart …

7. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way. No one can accompany you from beginning to end. You will see people coming and going. If you are lucky, someone will accompany you for a while. When this person wants to get off the bus, even if he doesn't give up, he should be grateful and wave goodbye, because maybe another person will accompany you further at the next stop.

8. When tomorrow becomes today, yesterday, and finally a day that is no longer important in memory, we suddenly find ourselves unconsciously pushed forward by time. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and staggered with adjacent trains, but that we are really growing up and becoming another ourselves in this matter.

9. From the front, it is a great god; On the other hand, it is a dog. In fact, people who do evil in turn want to live. -a lot of things are different from another angle.

10, people who chase two rabbits at the same time will not catch either. Don't covet everything, or you will have nothing; Don't try to know everything, or you will know nothing; Don't try to be omnipotent, or you will become omnipotent.

1 1, fool's love is wholesale, only relying on the brute force of "let me love enough at a time"; Smart people's love is retail, and they know the subtlety of "only loving a little".

12, the heart is a house with two bedrooms, one lives in pain and the other in happiness; Don't laugh too loudly when you are proud, or you will wake up the pain next door.

13, when the earth turns to 180 degrees, the day will become night; When the earth continues to turn 180 degrees, night returns to day. When we turn 180 degrees for a person, we turn our backs on our own sighs; When we turn 180 degrees for ourselves again, in fact, everything can start again!

14, everyone is an apple bitten by God, and it is flawed! Some people have big defects, because God loves his or her fragrance!

15, love is zero ice, friendship is zero water, maybe we are the best mixture of ice and water. After coming together, the temperature rises and becomes the water of friendship; Cool down and form the ice of love. Neither cold nor hot is the ambiguity of love and friendship.

16, in fact, a beautiful story has no ending, and only because there is no ending will it be beautiful. This is like why tragedy is always more memorable than comedy, and it is like the true love that people have been looking for, but they often pass by. It is not that this era is far away from love, but that people have never thought of warming another heart with one heart from the beginning, not that love is no longer eternal, but impetuous and changeable hearts!

17, I thought that one day, I would completely forget my love and forget you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song and my tears came down, because we heard it together.

18, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

19, love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it runs!

20, please thank the person who hurt you, because he tempered your mind! Please thank the person who tripped you, because he strengthened your legs! Please thank the person who cheated you, because he enhanced your wisdom! Please thank the person who despises you, because he awakened your self-esteem! Please thank the person who abandoned you, because he taught you independence!