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(Party A and Party B bow on the stage)
A: Thank you. Thank you. I am very happy to stand on the stage and perform for you today.
B: I'm excited, too
A: This is mainly the result of my own efforts.
B: Huh? ! (Looking at A with a surprised expression)
A: Of course, it is also inseparable from the support of leaders and the encouragement of colleagues at ordinary times.
B: I can't find this again for the time being.
A: This work was conceived and created when I was working and resting, such as going to the toilet and taking the bus. ...
B: When do you take the bus? Don't you get carsick?
I mean, that feeling, carsickness will ... right? (see b)
B: Yes, it vomits easily.
So please forgive me if what we said offended you or made you feel carsick in the bathroom.
I apologize first.
(They bow again)
A: How's it going?
How about what?
A: How do you feel without your daughter-in-law?
B: (smirking smugly) That's not ... (Suddenly remembering something, suddenly changing face) different. Do not talk about me. You are in your twenties. Why not find someone to marry?
A: Yes. Everyone wants to have a good family.
Hmm.
A: Everyone wants to find a suitable partner.
That's true.
A: It's hard to tell the truth.
B: It's not easy to find.
A: Take me for example.
B: Ah.
A: It's too beautiful to go into the kitchen.
B: Oh.
Let's go to the kitchen. Not fashionable.
Hmm.
Fashionable consumers.
Hmm.
A: People who don't spend money have no personality.
Hmm.
A: People with personality can't stand it.
Hmm.
A: Yes, I can't.
B: well, it's not good at all.
Let's just say it's too difficult to find a Lin Chi-ling who can fry sauce.
Dream on.
A: Everyone wants to have an unforgettable love and a doomed marriage.
B: Ah.
Me too.
B: Yes.
A: I heard the story of Prince Charming and Princess when I was a child.
B: Oh.
A long time ago, a prince charming and a beautiful princess fell in love.
B: Fairy tales.
They came to the forest together. There is a small river in the forest, and some seagulls are flying by the river.
Ah, wait a minute. Are there seagulls by the river?
A: By the sea.
B: By the sea.
There are some seagulls flying by the sea.
Well, I will stop calling people.
A: How many birds have flown by?
B: That's all right.
A: On the tree-lined path.
Hmm.
The princess and the prince came slowly hand in hand.
oh
A: followed by a white horse.
B: and horses.
A: Walking forward while eating grass, the prince is singing in a low voice.
It is singing.
A: How honored it is for me to be a diesel worker (singer).
B: That's it. Please, your prince still works here.
What is that oil, kerosene ... gasoline?
B: What? Oil.
A: Oh. I ... (sang a sentence)
B: (Stop) Stop singing. I never sang this when I was dating someone.
Do you know what the prince and his hostess sang?
B: You can't sing anything about this.
Is this the oil prince?
B: OK?
A: From Saudi Arabia.
Stop it. Go on.
Just then, a strong wind suddenly blew. Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... the prince was fascinated and couldn't open his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, the princess disappeared.
B: What's the matter?
A: At this time, a gloomy and terrible smile fell from the sky. Hahaha (Shandong pours his mouth) I said little prince, this princess is mine.
B: Yo-ho, there's a Shandong demon.
A: The little prince was in a hurry: (Shanxi inverted mouth) Stop, I'll fight with you.
B: Well, this is a prince of Shanxi in Saudi Arabia.
A: the little prince chased him all the way. At this moment, a little monster with two legs and a head stopped him, and the little prince trampled it to death with a jump.
B: This little prince is quite impressive.
A: Another turtle with wings rushed over, and the little prince trampled it to death with another jump.
B: There are enough men in this Shandong monster.
A: At this time, there is a golden brick hanging in the air ahead, with a question mark engraved on it. The little prince went to the next one and the question mark disappeared. A mushroom grew on a golden brick and fell down. The little prince ate it. He has grown twice as tall at once.
B: (Listening with interest) It's amazing.
The little prince walked on. At this time, there appeared a golden brick hanging in the air ahead, engraved with a question mark. The little prince went down to another one and the question mark disappeared.
B: Another mushroom has grown in the BRIC countries.
No, there is a flower on the golden brick.
B: (I seem to understand) Oh.
The little prince jumped on it and ate the flowers. After a burst of golden light, the little prince changed into white clothes, grew a red beard and his eyebrows turned red, so he could throw fireballs outside.
B: (strongly agree) Yes.
He is singing his own spell.
B: How to sing?
I can't remember the lyrics. Let me hum this song for you.
B: OK.
(starts humming Super Mary music)
B: (Stop) Come on, stop it. The more you say it, the worse it gets. Are these the prince and the princess? It seems that you didn't go to school much when you were a child, so you only played video games.
A: No, I'm still studying hard. Otherwise, I won't be admitted to the university.
That's true.
A: When I go to college, I think I should look for the princess in my life like a prince.
Be careful. Eat more mushrooms and less flowers.
A: You won't stop.
Tell me, how did you find it?
A: (I'm embarrassed to bow my head) To be honest, I haven't practiced, and I don't know where to start.
Ask someone for advice.
A: The students in our dormitory have that experience.
B: Oh.
A: Think about it. He was kicked twenty times when he was nineteen.
Boy, have a fight with me. I blew thirteen that year.
He told me that you must talk to girls, okay? accost sb
B: Yes, translated into Chinese, it's called hooking up.
A: That's what it means anyway.
Hmm.
How can you ask a stranger?
B: find words.
A: Come with me.
Learn from him.
She walks in front and you walk behind.
B: Hmm.
You see, when no one's around.
Hmm.
If you are looking for something, you have nothing on you. Pick up something from the ground and ask her: Did you drop it, classmate?
B: That's an idea.
A: Don't you know each other?
That's a good idea.
Good idea!
Hmm.
I met her next to Sanjiao.
B: Let's go.
She walked ahead.
Hmm.
A: I'll follow.
B: That's right.
A: I said to myself: Calm down!
B: Calm down.
A: Courage, show courage!
B: bring more.
A: Take courage! I patted her on the shoulder: classmate, (bending down to pick up something) did you drop this brick?
B: Don't tell me there's nothing else to pick up on the ground!
She grabbed a brick and slapped me!
B: Yes, this student later became a monk, named Lu, and she also hit a classmate named Zhen Guanxi.
A: I have never heard of it. These girls are like this now. They are tough and savage girlfriends.
Oh, good. Pretty smart.
A: Very clever. Although it didn't work this time, since then, I have started hitting on girls all over the campus.
B: Please tell me about this hook-up scene.
A: Classmate, did you drop this shovel?
B: This is the undergraduate course of spades!
Answer: (slapping people with a shovel)
Yes, shoot him.
A: Classmate, did you drop this isolation pier?
Don't you have the strength to lift it?
Answer: (Use the isolation pier to hit people)
B: Yes, just write directly on the tablet.
A: I am not discouraged!
B: Yes, you're all dead! You go to the construction site to find someone! Isolation pier, did you fall this building? Hmm?
A: I was beaten by many of them!
B: it's a pity that no one will play!
A: Until the third year of high school. I am still singing my single love song and walking on the campus without love.
B: Alas, four years have passed in vain.
A: I also had a girlfriend after graduation.
Yeah, me too.
Her name is Shuang.
Good name.
A: You can't say a person's last name. His name is Shuang. Whenever I go to their house and find her standing at the bottom of the building, I yell: cool ~ ~ ~ cool! Do you know how many people opened the window on the first floor to see me?
People don't know what you are doing down there.
A: call her name.
Is this a roll call?
A: She is gentle and elegant, especially lovely.
B: Oh.
Work as Miss Guan Gong in a sales company.
B: Don't ask. Your girlfriend must be flushed. What do you mean, Miss Guan Gong?
Miss Guan Gong who sells the house?
B: Miss PR, that's called.
A: Almost.
What is Miss Guan Gong doing?
Let's go shopping and watch movies together.
Oh, what do you see?
A: Now that I think about it, I forget what film it is.
B: Huh? It's only been a few years
A: Do you remember what movies you and your daughter-in-law saw that year?
B: (after thinking about it, he smiled shyly) Yeah, I can't remember either.
A: As a poem says, the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine, but in mountains and rivers. That's what it means.
Yes, the analysis makes sense.
We sometimes play Go together.
B: Very elegant.
A: A horse walking in the sun is like a field car walking on a line.
This is chess.
Commander, yes, yes, whoo-hoo ....
B: What kind of game is this?
It slipped my mind. I really forgot.
Well, I'm confused.
A: The good times have passed.
Hmm.
We often quarrel.
B: Still on the phone.
A: It's very noisy.
Really?
She accused me.
Hmm.
A: You are heartless and unreasonable. I call you heartless and unreasonable.
Wow.
A: You said I was heartless and unreasonable, and I said you were heartless and unreasonable, so you were heartless and unreasonable. I am not heartless. To say that I am heartless and unreasonable, I am not heartless and unreasonable at all. Call me heartless and unreasonable because you are heartless and unreasonable.
B: (reaches out and stops) You are sneaking around here.
She is in a hurry. She took off her shoes and cut me.
Good boy did it.
A: I am also very anxious. I turned against you and thought I was George W. Bush.
B: Don't practice poverty at this time.
We broke up after the quarrel.
B: That's right.
She left me a note.
B: Huh?
A: Don't look for me again.
Hmm.
A: I'm dead
B: Dead.
A: I was silly to see such ruthlessness.
B: Ah.
A: The person I love is so cool that she died.
B: Ah.
A: I went to the community to find her again.
B: Still looking.
A: I cried in tears at the bottom of the building.
Hmm.
A: It's awesome. That's awesome. Boy, there are more people watching.
B: How fresh, different stages. this is
A: What a rascal!
B: What?
A: In my heart, that is not the taste, and everyone who has lost the chaos knows it.
B: people who lost their lives.
A: Is there something wrong?
broke up
A: Oh, lovelorn makes me feel bad.
Hmm.
A: I'll never find a girlfriend again.
B: Yo.
A: Later, many people advised me. I said don't talk to me. My heart is dead.
B: Yes.
A: Time flies, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. Many of my classmates and colleagues walked into the besieged city of marriage, and then several of them struggled to escape.
B: Have a look.
A: Maybe time is the best medicine.
Hmm.
A: I began to think that I would never fall in love again.
B: Ah.
A: One day at a time.
B: Yes.
A: I figured it out on the third day.
B: Just keep silent for three days.
A: I didn't find the right one three days ago.
B: Well, this is, I dare not take it personally.
A: Er, it's near my home.
Hmm.
A: I looked up unintentionally.
B: Ah.
A girl waved to me.
B: Say hello and meet the right one.
A: I learned later.
Hmm.
People clean windows.
B: Well, you don't look at the towel in your hand, only at your hand.
A: I suddenly feel that this spring is coming again.
B: Oh.
A: I'll wait for her at the gate of the community.
Hmm.
I finally understand. Very elegant and beautiful.
B: It looks good.
A: I went over and stretched my legs like a gentleman.
B: Huh?
A: Bang! Fall down there
Oh! Gentlemen still do this.
Reach out and help her. Relax, I'm not a good person.
B: Ah.
A: That's wrong.
Nonsense, you are telling the truth.
She stood up and walked away.
I ignored you.
Looking at her back, I froze.
B: Oh.
A: It's beautiful.
Oh?
A: I made up my mind that I would chase her.
B: Oh, pursuing others.
A: It's more convenient to live in a community.
B: Oh.
As soon as she left the community, she went to buy a newspaper.
Hmm.
A: I'll take it, too
Wow.
A: What a coincidence! You also buy newspapers.
Make friends. Ignore you
Let's go and wait for the bus at the gate. What a coincidence.
Wow.
A: You are waiting for the bus, too. The supermarket across the street.
Hmm.
I've seen you, too. What a coincidence! You also visited the supermarket.
B: Hey.
A: She stood on the side of the road and looked down at the soles of her shoes. I also went there.
Hmm.
A: What a coincidence! You stepped in shit, too.
B: Is it so close? Pay attention to see if there are bricks around.
She gave me a look. what the hell are you doing?
B: Well, you made it very clear.
A: I said I admire you very much.
Hmm.
What do you think is wrong with me?
Hmm.
A: I'll change it.
Hmm.
The girl nodded. What do you think of me? I will change it.
Yeah, well, it's not dramatic at all.
A: I failed in love again.
Really?
A: When I am depressed.
Hmm.
I was introduced to a girlfriend.
Oh, yes.
A: Meet outside.
B: Oh.
A: It's getting cold.
Really?
A: All the leaves have fallen off, the west wind is tight, and geese fly north and south. It is already late autumn.
Yeah, it's cold.
The two of us sat on a bench in the park.
Hmm.
A: I visited her carefully. She is less than 1.4 meters tall.
B: Huh? The millstone has thinned.
Has the beauty of that face flattened?
Oh, my God, what? Blow putty on your face?
A: That foundation.
B: Wow, it's quite thick.
I can hardly see my nose.
You are dating a Japanese geisha here.
A: It won't cover the freckles. I don't know if I speak for LV.
I haven't heard of it. You can't draw your face when you talk.
A: Her appearance has exceeded human imagination.
B: Yes.
This woman is too easy to recognize.
Hmm.
A: Very postmodern.
B: Oh.
A: There must be the blood of Transformers.
Never heard of it.
A: I was stunned for a long time.
B: Oh.
She broke the deadlock voluntarily.
She said
A: Hello.
oh
I looked at her.
B: Ah.
Are you reinforcements invited by monkeys?
B: Hey, I remember this sentence.
Well, what's your name?
Hmm.
A: Mm-hmm. My screen name is refusal.
oh
A: Oh, I didn't expect this name to be so different from people. The screen name "refuse" shows that she is very lofty.
B: No.
A: Why is there such a screen name?
Hmm.
A: I think it's better to call it rejection.
B: Why?
A: Adding radicals is more subtle.
B: What about eliminating radicals?
A: Giant color.
Uh, oh, I met a sex maniac.
A: Oh, yes, hehehehehehe, it's really big, hehehe, although I am fat, my waist is very thin.
Wow.
A: Although I am ugly, my nickname is Beauty.
oh
How much does this girl weigh, 260?
Wow, 260 pounds. Heavier than you.
A: I learned later that I was cheated.
B: Why?
A: The scale will reach 260 Jin.
Yes, I just bumped into your head.
A: I really admire it.
Hmm.
Girl, you are a real man.
What are you talking about? Is there such a compliment to a woman?
She is very happy.
B: Ah.
A: Take out the razor from your pocket, hmm ~ ~
Oh, what a panic!
A: Nothing.
Hmm.
I sold it the other day.
B: Huh? There is such a blind trafficker?
A: No, it was too dark. I didn't see it clearly when I tied it.
B: Oh. Later, that ...
A: The number one trafficker saw me and said that he was afraid of breaking his brand and asked me to go.
B: Yes.
A: I don't do that.
B: Huh?
A: You tie me up and it's over.
What else can I do?
I want to live with them.
B: Boy.
A: As a result, they forced their younger brother to commit suicide, and the boss turned himself in to the public security bureau.
B: Yes.
Give a shout when he comes in.
B: What to shout.
A: Government, shoot.
B: Gee, she should have been introduced to the public security department to do kidnapping in fishing law enforcement.
She is the eldest daughter, isn't she?
B: I didn't hear that. The one who shaved.
She took out a cigarette and lit it. (Boom ~ ~ threw up a smoke ring)
B: Oh.
A: To be fair, I have never seen such a good smoke ring in all these years.
B: Good vomit.
Big and round, uh, you, one more, one more.
I like this.
I like this. That's great. (Whoops) I threw up all over the floor.
B: Dinner has been settled.
Oh, I didn't say a word. I sat, afraid to speak.
I am speechless.
She stayed there too.
B: Ah.
A: Someone came up and drew a circle on her face.
Hmm.
A: I wrote a character.
B: well, I really don't see this man.
I think they have gone a little too far.
How fresh.
A: I sighed. Don't worry about it.
Hmm.
She is very grateful.
B: Oh.
Gently fell on my shoulder.
B: Eh, you are too weak to carry it.
A photographer came over and took a picture.
oh
A: Later it was named Ghost.
B: Hey, this, this is so shabby.
A: There is really nothing to say after sitting for a long time.
B: Yes.
She asked me, are you hungry? Let's eat.
oh
A: I said, no.
B: Yes.
I have a bad appetite.
B: Yes.
A: Yesterday in dream of eating, I found my shoelaces missing this morning.
Okay, was that a dream? How about going for an outing in the evening? That's not true.
I'm not hungry.
B: Yes.
Come on, let's have dinner together.
B: Still eating.
Pull me up, and the two of us will walk hand in hand.
B: Yes.
A: A friend came from the opposite side and was very happy to see me. Hey, new Tibetan mastiff.
Well, he looks like a dog.
A: Bite you to death.
It is still a dog.
A: Find a restaurant.
B: Yes.
When I walked in, the waiter stopped me. Sir, we don't allow pets here.
Well, like a dog.
A: Look carefully, look carefully, right? Come on, come in and sit opposite.
B: Yes.
A: Very romantic.
B: Yes.
I ordered an aged peanut.
B: Hey.
I ordered a fried red fruit.
B: Ah.
We each drank a cup of apple vinegar.
B: eat this alone?
A: I am jealous of me.
See what she's looking at?
After eating for a while, she suddenly asked me
B: Yes.
When are we getting married?
oh
A: I was stunned at that time, and my cold sweat came down.
B: You have no room to turn yourself in, so you must commit suicide.
A: (Push B) I can't drink a Grenade if it costs 50 cents each, but I'll throw you a hundred dollars.
No, let's get down to business.
I said let's stop joking. I may not be right for you. It's okay. I can accept you.
Wow.
A: Think about it. How educational it would be if I followed you.
B: Why?
A: Isn't it fatal? I understand what she said.
B: Yes.
If I marry her, I will donate it to the Red Cross.
B: Ah.
A: It's like taking the blame for China football.
B: Hey.
A: It's like completing a brittle building without design fees. . . . . .
B: Eh, come on, don't play this paragraph.
A: I said, no.
B: Oh.
A: I won't go to hell, but whoever loves me will go to hell.
B: Er, this, ok.
She is in a hurry, too. Bang, bang on the table.
B: Ah.
A: If you don't marry me, I'll find someone here to marry.
Look.
A: Here comes the restaurant owner. You shouldn't. Now that you mention it, all my guests have run away.
Everyone is afraid of marrying her.
I say you go.
B: Ah.
I'm not leaving. You compensate me for the loss of my youth.
That's what I said.
A: I said, where can you lose a day? Name a price, 1000 yuan.
B: not high.
A: I'm really in a hurry.
B: Yes.
A: tigers don't send cats. You think I'm sick.
B: Ah, damn it, you.
I was so angry that I couldn't speak.
B: On the contrary.
I said, how could you?
Hmm.
Let's plan the price.
B: Ah, it's also priced.
A: He doesn't know the avatar.
B: Oh.
I looked out the window and I said yes.
B: What's the matter?
Let's listen to the voice of God.
B: providence
A: There is a statue outside.
Oh, the statue.
A: Stand up, wear a suit and put your hands behind your back. You have to pose and say hello to others.
B: Hands forward.
A: Hey, I said, did you see it? The man held out his hand. Let's, uh, 500, okay?
Is this 500? Aren't you going to say hello?
A: You, you have to lie to her. You said 1000, give 500.
B: Five hundred pounds.
A: What's the matter? Pork prices have gone up. Why do I only have 500 yuan? I said pork is still edible. Look at you. Is it useful?
B: Yes.
A: OK, OK, tomorrow, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, this statue, let's meet, 500 yuan.
B: Give me the money.
She left. I don't think it's worth it
B: That's right.
A: No, I just walk my dog for a day. It costs 500 yuan.
Ah, I walked my dog out.
A: Find a friend.
B: Ah.
Come on, you gave him the statue. Fingers, knock out three and give you one hundred.
B: That's clever. You have 200 yuan inside and out.
A: Er, it's finished. Ten o'clock the next morning.
Hmm.
A: Wait for me under the statue.
B: Alas.
A: Give her 200 yuan and take it away. Why, why, ah, two fingers for 200 yuan.
B: That's right.
You know, look up. Looking up didn't piss me off.
B: Why?
A: This hand is like this (six thumbs and little fingers).
B: What bad luck!
A: Kill these three.
Hey, all right, another hundred.
I'm glad to give it to her. It is 600. God said it was 600.
B: Hey hey, these two are telling the truth.
You're mad at me.
B: Ah.
A: No way. Give it to someone else. After giving 600 yuan, I turned to my friend.
B: Yes.
You are so evil. Ah, I want you to stop. Why did you knock it like that? I spent too much, you know?
B: That's right.
A: He was very happy when he talked about it.
B: Yes.
A: Do you think it's cheap?
B: Why?
Answer: I knock you like this and give me 800 (thumb and forefinger are eight to eight).
B: More.
(Bowing his head)
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