LOL Funny Sayings About Cold Weather

1. If I like you, don’t tease me! It's so cold that I'm delirious

2. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

3. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

4. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

5. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

6. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

7. I once threatened in a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than turn into a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog that I understood that the promise of being too beautiful was because I was too young.

8. It’s cold, wear more clothes. If you are sick, I will feel bad. To the people I care about.

9. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

10. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

11. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

12. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

13. It’s cold, can you lend me a hug?

14. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

15. Don’t send me a message to add clothes when it’s cold. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can add clothes. Lines from classic cross talk shows that make people laugh out loud

Lines from classic cross talk shows that make people laugh out loud (Part 1)

1. For us brothers (referring to Yu Qianer) Well, this is a show for everyone. This is also a little brother.

2. This name is really nice.

3. What’s wrong with you? If I can understand it, why should I watch it? Read English newspapers.

4. I only eat for free outside.

5. Teacher Yu’s family has been rich for generations. His great-grandfather was once a second-rank guard with scissors in the former Qing Palace.

6. Is it still interesting? ! Mr. Wang is not afraid of anything!

7. Thank you, thank you. Just come, and you still have to spend money, which makes me feel really embarrassed. (Sneers) Really?

8. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about them, and when they do bad things, they always think that the ghosts and gods don’t know. We make things so difficult for ghosts.

9. Don’t leave when the show is over, I’ll treat you all to dinner - whoever goes will pay.

10. The old monk deliberately exposed himself.

11. Yu Qian, take a closer look! This girl, this temperament, this expression...

12. He is much hungrier than me, look at it. You see, I was following the boss. The boss thought I was from the reception unit. The reception unit thought I was the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with the boss and waved to each other frequently. The next day, the photos of me waving to each other were still there... It's in the newspapers.

13. What to do? Didn’t I tell you three times? Big Iron Stick Hospital, I will perform surgery today and go back to work tomorrow.

14. Hello! Tell me how to get to Green Home?

15. I come from Sanming. It’s my first time here and I don’t know the way. How do I get to Green Home?

16. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

17. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.

18. There is also this guy who loves to drink. And this one who loves to gamble. This is not good for gambling.

19. Sometimes when Zheng Hao and his wife come home, Zheng Hao is not at home, but her husband is at home.

"Old man, where is Xiding?"

20. The lock can be opened with a poke of noodles, and a pack of instant noodles can open a small neighborhood.

21. There is a dairy factory in Xianyang. The cows are upset and can no longer produce milk. Oops, the cows cannot produce milk. The factory director is very anxious. This has reduced production. What will happen to the income? How to explain to the leader? They quickly dispatched a helicopter from Xianyang Airport to Xidian to pick me up

22. You really want to save face, so at what time and in which karaoke did you "sing"?

23. I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’m done! Laughing lines from classic cross talk shows (Part 2)

24. I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have done research on jumping off buildings. The second floor is different from the 20th floor. The second floor is "pop" , "Ah", the 20th floor is "Ah——" "Pa".

25. Let’s have a steak, don’t put the beef. I love onions, so put more onions!

26. (Chorus) He deceives his mother and plays with his sister to the death of his ethics, and his brother-in-law and his sister-in-law throw away the gang. There are many old people

27. Mr. Yu, oh, old man, come out of the shampoo room. Are you still energetic when you get out there? !

28. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

29. Be happy while you are alive, because we will be dead for a long time.

30. Hahahaha, where to eat?

31. I had a good meal at noon yesterday. Good guy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow, and a banquet can cover a building. Everyone opened their cheeks and were about to eat. I shouted, "It's not good, run away, the TV station is here to expose me"

32. Play mahjong. It's just mahjong tiles. It's supposed to be more calm, but it's a waste of your brain!

33. When someone comes out, wearing a white hat and black leather shoes, this hand is covering the hat. Where is this hand?

34. It depends on how happy you are. If you make a puff, give it five hundred yuan; if you make a sound, give it one thousand yuan; if you open your mouth and have fun, give it one thousand and five yuan; if you see tonsils, give it two thousand yuan. . The greater the joy, the more you give. Will you be happy?

35. Grab this card. If it’s a tie, don’t throw it on the table.

36.: At most, I said 45 people were 54 people, which is not an exaggeration. Are you still talking about me? Last time

37. You are such a fool when playing cards: Do you want to eat or not? Clear in front of the door; Heping, six or eight cards in a row, Candang'er, and the only one. Stop, father-in-law, happy meeting, four in one, front and back, chicken eating noodles, peacock flying southeast, catching the five chiefs, a dragon, deducting the Zhang, carrying the bastard...

38 .Are you a scientist? Why do you still carry this burden?

39. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

40. Confucius’s disciples were all “salty” (virtuous) people, but my disciples are not so salty.

41. Liu Bei? Didn't Liu Bei go to learn Buddhist scriptures from Tang Monk?

42. Several of them have passed away. Oh, they are all gone. Fortunately I am still alive!

43. Qu Yuan, a doctor of Chu State, died on the fifth day of May. We should always miss Qu Yuan. Without Qu Yuan, how could we have these three days of vacation?

44. That’s right, that’s right. Borrowing the wind, the wind blew up the skirt and kept it pressed down (imitating Marilyn Monroe's classic move).

45. If you are not married in your thirties, the matchmaking industry in Beijing will become a sensation! The meaning of belly laugh_belly laugh in a sentence

Belly laugh [pěng f d xio]

Idiom explanation: Cover your stomach with your hands and laugh. Describes the uncontrollable laughter when encountering something extremely ridiculous. Also used as a source of great joy.

Source of the idiom: Sima Qian of the Western Han Dynasty, "Historical Records of the Rishi": Sima Ji Zhu laughed heartily and said: "Looking at the officials who have Taoism, how can they be crude and unruly words now!"

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Synonyms: laughing, making people laugh

Antonyms: crying

Sentences for laughing loudly:

1. In Disneyland, Various cartoon characters pose in various shapes, especially the appearance of Donald Duck with a bulging belly, which makes tourists laugh.

2. The fat, stupid, and silly panda in the movie "Kung Fu Panda" is my idol. Watching its vivid performance will make people laugh. laugh.

3. The music teacher often talks to us in very humorous language, and we are often made to laugh uncontrollably by him.

4. I love reading the comics in "Special Zone Education" the most. Every comic is very funny and educational, and it can make the class burst into laughter from time to time.

5. My mother told me about a silly thing I did when I was a child. I couldn’t help but laugh. Especially when my mother told me that I couldn’t even recognize the way home, my family and I laughed. Laugh.

6. I went on the computer and saw "Crayon Shin-chan" taking off his pants and swimming, and I laughed out loud.

7. The always humorous music teacher can always create a tornado in the class and make us laugh.

8. Promoters will arrange the products in the shopping mall into hilarious shapes, which will also attract many customers to watch and linger on.

9. When the whole class burst into laughter because of the monitor’s improper management, the monitor calmly said: Laugh, hehe, I think it’s funny too, it’s funny. The whole class stopped laughing.

10. "Old Master" is my favorite comic book. It makes me laugh and understand many truths.

11. I have an eccentric little cousin. He always likes to jump around like a little monkey and does all kinds of funny and cute actions, which often makes us laugh. laughing out loud.

12. I always laugh out loud when watching funny TV.

13. I love laughing while reading. Talk about funny connotations that make people laugh

1. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

2. Actually, I look handsome from an angle, but you didn’t find it.

3. I want to go out for a walk. After all, it is a great loss to society that such a beautiful face is always hidden at home.

4. God is fair. While giving happiness to others, he will also blind you, lest you feel uncomfortable after seeing it.

5. The mermaid is fake, at least it definitely did not exist in Chinese history, otherwise the cooking methods and taste effects would have been passed down.

6. My mother has told me since I was little that I shouldn’t make friends who are neither trivial nor trivial. I think I have done this, and I have done it very well. Because all my friends are very stupid.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women in the family is the same as that of concubines in the harem who are unable to give birth to a prince. Some people are worried about you, some people give you advice, and some people give you advice. Roll your eyes, someone is laughing at you.

8. There has been a question in my mind these past few days: Have all the mobile phones of those sitting in the Spring Festival Gala auditorium been confiscated?

9. Why do you need to remind me that money is not everything? I am not that greedy. I just want money, I don't expect it to be everything.

10. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy.

11. When you hate the people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to argue with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. That way, they are gone from your life forever, almost like dead.

12. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one wants to borrow money from you.

13. There is a kind of friendship called cold-hand acquaintance. No matter how cold my hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don’t reply to you, it means you are not worthy of my cold hands.

14. There is always one body and soul on the way to eat.

15. People who want to lose weight must not join any weight loss groups. On the surface, they may encourage each other, but in fact it is of no use. If you are not the fattest one, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

16. If a man has no partner, others will comfort him by saying that today’s women’s demands are too high; if a woman has no partner, others will definitely say that her demands are too high.

17. When you feel that you can't do anything and are a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself to get some money.

18. Thanks to Sun Li for starring in The Legend of Zhen Huan and The Legend of Mi Yue. Although I have never watched an episode, I have known the two characters Huan and Mi since then.

19. Procrastination is not a disease, but a very smart survival strategy. Many problems we encounter in life will resolve themselves as long as we procrastinate. If it doesn't resolve, you haven't delayed it long enough.

20. Time flies so fast, only one second has passed, and two seconds have passed.

21. I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

22. When a girl in ancient times went on a blind date, she would say that her parents would make the decision if she wanted to, but if she didn't want to, she would say that her daughter wanted to stay with her parents for two more years.

23. If you feel as tired as a dog all day long, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Beijing is severely polluted and primary and secondary schools are on holiday, but adults have to go to work normally. This incident tells us: Cherish your student time, because once you grow up, you are no longer an individual.

25. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a discerning person.

26. Are you willing to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. You pretend to be very cold every time after taking an exam, because when others are having a heated discussion about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

28. I just saw a figure who looked exactly like you on the street. I ran after him like crazy. Suddenly I realized that you were no longer in this city, so I silently let go. picked up the brick in his hand.

29. I left my hometown that year, and no one in the village had a drink of well water since then.